Doutzen Kroes Brings The Weekend Links!

– Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Will Never Let Us Down [HollywoodTuna]
– Aubrey O’Day is Today’s Daily Snapshot Gallery [CO-ED Magazine]
– Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Sarah Jessica Parker Attends DVD Launch For Sex And The City: The Movie [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Gary Coleman is charged [Celebslam]

– Candy Girls! Ow! [Complex]
– Katie’s Big Broadway Welcome [Dlisted]
– Paris Hilton’s Dog Was Eaten [Yeeeah!]
– Hilary Swank has a Benign Growth [Derek Hail]
– Micorosoft dumped Seinfeld [The Blemish]

– Creatief met… karton [Flabber]
– Aubrey O’Day Loves Porn [Celeb Parasite]
– A-Rod and wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalize their divorce with no drama [Cele|bitchy]
– Megan Fox GQ Video (OMG,OMG, OMG!!!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

– WILL FERRELL ANSWERS INTERNET QUESTIONS [Unibrow]
– Tiffani Thiessen Rarely Misses a Meal [The Grumpiest]
– Anne Hathaway Almost Hits One Home [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And, of course…

And, lastly…

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  • Anonymoose

    Doutzen finally shows she has a naughty, sexy side. Yow!

  • Ali

    she’s really pretty here…so much better when shes not smiling

  • Dozey Dozon

    How have you been? It’s been the ages since I use a the eyelash-fucker-upers. She Italiano?

  • Honey

    pic 3…wowza!

    was not expecting that.

  • vanos28

    Bravo Doutzen! The first time she does it for me – very sexy!

  • jennyla

    The guess the celebrity legs entries below are exactly what make me hesitant to rock the bastardly tshirt. Maybe I’ll buy one and hide it in my closet.

  • concubine

    If her eyes were naturally shaped the way they are in the cover/1st pic she’s be so much more gorgeous

    but she’s already really pretty

  • Esteru

    Hate the nails.

  • the cocksmith

    P.M.I.T.B.A.W.H.I.T.R.

  • sandra

    Well she was paid to look like this so yea ..
    She looks great, pic 3 was hot madness

  • Tyson

    haha

  • Mike Britton

    About the T-shirts: you’d sell more if the word ‘bastard’ wasn’t on the fucking thing, you stupid twat.

  • Lili

    She’s stunning! But WTF is she doing with her eyes in pic 1, trying to look Asian??

  • Snowflake

    Nothing special here. Pic 4 she kinda looks like Lima.

  • PostHyori

    Loved her from the beginning…Does anyone else think this is what Shiloh may grow up to look like?

  • DUTtie

    WOW OMFG

  • CATHY R.

    DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING WHORE. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING CUNT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING SLUT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE DOUTZEN. DOUTZEN DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

  • CATHY R.

    SHILOH IS FUCKING UGLY. SHILOH IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHILOH IS A UGLY LITTLE BITCH. SHILOH IS A FUGLY LITTLE CUNT.

  • nope

    Wow, never noticed but she has gorgeous hands/nails.

  • babygirl2000

    beautiful eyes