Doutzen Kroes Brings The Weekend Links!

- Pamela Anderson’s Boobs Will Never Let Us Down [HollywoodTuna]
– Aubrey O’Day is Today’s Daily Snapshot Gallery [CO-ED Magazine]
– Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Sarah Jessica Parker Attends DVD Launch For Sex And The City: The Movie [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Gary Coleman is charged [Celebslam]

- Candy Girls! Ow! [Complex]
– Katie’s Big Broadway Welcome [Dlisted]
– Paris Hilton’s Dog Was Eaten [Yeeeah!]
– Hilary Swank has a Benign Growth [Derek Hail]
– Micorosoft dumped Seinfeld [The Blemish]

- Creatief met… karton [Flabber]
– Aubrey O’Day Loves Porn [Celeb Parasite]
– A-Rod and wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalize their divorce with no drama [Cele|bitchy]
– Megan Fox GQ Video (OMG,OMG, OMG!!!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

- WILL FERRELL ANSWERS INTERNET QUESTIONS [Unibrow]
– Tiffani Thiessen Rarely Misses a Meal [The Grumpiest]
– Anne Hathaway Almost Hits One Home [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And, of course…

And, lastly…

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nope
nope

Wow, never noticed but she has gorgeous hands/nails.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING WHORE. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING CUNT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING SLUT. DOUTZEN IS A FUCKING BITCH. I FUCKING HATE DOUTZEN. DOUTZEN DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

SHILOH IS FUCKING UGLY. SHILOH IS FUCKING FUGLY. SHILOH IS A UGLY LITTLE BITCH. SHILOH IS A FUGLY LITTLE CUNT.

PostHyori
PostHyori

Loved her from the beginning...Does anyone else think this is what Shiloh may grow up to look like?

Mike Britton
Mike Britton

About the T-shirts: you'd sell more if the word 'bastard' wasn't on the fucking thing, you stupid twat.

Snowflake
Snowflake

Nothing special here. Pic 4 she kinda looks like Lima.

Stewie
Stewie

Stunning, pretty and sexy !

Dozey Dozon
Dozey Dozon

How have you been? It's been the ages since I use a the eyelash-fucker-upers. She Italiano?

Ali
Ali

she's really pretty here...so much better when shes not smiling

concubine
concubine

"Only this is a perfect white version"

oh for the love of FSM

vanos28
vanos28

Bravo Doutzen! The first time she does it for me - very sexy!

Lili
Lili

She's stunning! But WTF is she doing with her eyes in pic 1, trying to look Asian??

sandra
sandra

Well she was paid to look like this so yea ..

She looks great, pic 3 was hot madness

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Doutzen finally shows she has a naughty, sexy side. Yow!

erk
erk

Funny how you mention angular jaws and duck lips.... doesn't that sound like Lima? Only this is a perfect white version 1000 times updated. Doutzen is stunning.

Honey
Honey

pic 3...wowza!

was not expecting that.

concubine
concubine

If her eyes were naturally shaped the way they are in the cover/1st pic she's be so much more gorgeous

but she's already really pretty

jennyla
jennyla

The guess the celebrity legs entries below are exactly what make me hesitant to rock the bastardly tshirt. Maybe I'll buy one and hide it in my closet.

Big Papi
Big Papi

For a minute there, I thought she was playing the "Chinese, Japanese" game we did with our eyes in grade school.

j
j

Fucking Ugly. i hate this bitch's duck lips, angular jaws, and weird narrow furry forehead. this bitch got nothin' on adriana lima

Mundo
Mundo

Pic 2 looks like she's peeing on the bottle, is that a new frangrance?

Maria
Maria

Usually I find her extremely boring and plain, but she looks gorgeous here.

Big Boy
Big Boy

if anyone deserves to have her dog eaten it's paris hilton

Deadlytoiletbeetle
Deadlytoiletbeetle

Do you have to pay the Zappa estate for the image in the banner?