Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini Pics From Marbella, Spain!

Jennifer Metcalfe (born in Bradford, West Yorkshire, England.) is an English actress and model She joined the cast of soap opera Hollyoaks in early 2006, playing feisty Mercedes McQueen.

In August 2008, whilst Jennifer was partying with friends at a Marbella nightclub, she was forced to flee along with hundreds of other clubbers as a gunfight broke out and two British men were shot. Wiki

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joey
joey

Haha. Oh, man...

spooks
spooks

you are spooky and creepy

joey
joey

Metcalfe's body was made for fucking indeed. She looks like she can take it balls deep for hours. I like those luscious hips, legs, and ass. Plus, there's something about her cherubic face, even though she's supposed to be 25, that makes her appealing, perhaps because of the living-on-the-wild-side thrill that comes with boning jailbait girls. Then again, the only downside here is the absence of larger breasts, things you could play with while you're nailing this soap opera actress to the wall.

WINSTON DARKSIDE
WINSTON DARKSIDE

Anybody who says that she is not a HOTTIE with extra FLAMES!!! ..TRUSS ME!!! ...ASS!! KAPOW!!!..BODY..KABLAM!!!..and her face with them cute little freckles..SHABLAM!!!!... na peeps..!!! survey says!!! oh yes!!!..and then some more!!!... ALL HAIL JENNIFER METCALFE...STAND TO ATTN GENTS!!! ; p

john murphy
john murphy

This is a proper full grown female. Every curve of her body is

as it should be. Why is any debate needed? She is totally natural.

Ruby
Ruby

she's got a gorgeous body to die for!

Atom
Atom

I know exactly what you mean, you don't have to be sorry. It's just that there can be different types of hourglasses, just as there are women of different sizes with the same WHR (Alessandra Ambrosio, Marilyn Monroe, pre-pregnancy Jessica Alba). Let's also consider the following, a woman can have a low WHR due to a full butt instead of wide hips which means her hip measurement is "big" also because of her full butt. So, in this situation a woman can have the measurements of an hourglass and not have the expected appearance.

Atom
Atom

Well, from my own point of view no they don't. Have you ever been to an Asian country? Many Asian woman have very flat butts (except for Thai women). I don't mean to say that I don't like them because I do, I love Asian women, but they're not exactly well endowed when it comes to ass and breasts.

This is my personal opinion, I don't think that's what the article was implying. The article was simply explaining that a woman can have a low WHR due to wide hips, a full butt or a little of both and that in certain places of Africa and South America men prefer women with full butts rather than wide hips, while in China men prefer women with wide hips.

anon
anon

Victoria Beckham is not a nasty disproportionate PEAR..that was my point.

Brooke Burke and Jessica Alba are genetic perfection with their body type (athletic) and their post children bodies.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

I'm wrong, it's actual 0.65. Hmmm... I'll be pondering this one for awhile... damn you Atom! lol. Now I'll be eyeing women on the street trying to guess their waist-to-hip ratio.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

When I think of an hourglass I think of Cora Skinner or Kelly Brook. Not Doutzen Kroes with her big shoulders. Sorry, just being honest.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

When I think of an hourglass I think of Cora Skinner or Kelly Brook. Not Doutzen Kroes with her big shoulders. Sorry, just being honest.

Atom
Atom

IF Doutzen Kroes's measurements are indeed 35-24-35, her waist is 68.57% of her bust and hips, which are the exact same size. This means Doutzen Kroes is an hourglass. She might not look like what we expect an hourglass to look like, but according to her measurements she is one.

Atom
Atom

No it isn't, which is why doctors nowadays use not only the BMI but also the waist-to-hip ratio to assess a patients health (weight-wise). It's recommended that men have waists no bigger than 40'' and WHR no bigger than 0.9, and that women have waists no bigger than 35'' and WHR no bigger than 0.85.

If you found what I posted above to be interesting you might like to read this as well:

"Scientists have discovered that the waist-hip ratio (WHR) is a significant factor in judging female attractiveness. Women with a 0.7 WHR (waist circumference that is 70% of the hip circumference) are usually rated as more attractive by men from European cultures. Such diverse beauty icons as Audrey Hepburn, Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren, Gong Li, and even the Venus de Milo all have ratios around 0.7, even though they have different weights. In other cultures, preferences appear to vary according to some studies, ranging from 0.6 in China to 0.8 or 0.9 in parts of South America and Africa, and divergent preferences based on ethnicity, rather than nationality, have also been noted.

Note: In the studies referenced above, only frontal WHR preferences differed significantly among racial and cultural groups. When actual (circumferential) measurements were made, the preferred WHR tended toward the expected value of 0.7 universally. The apparent differences are most likely due to the different body fat storage patterns in different population groups. For example, women of African descent tend to store their fat in their buttocks more than women of other groups. Therefore, their WHR as viewed from the front may appear to be much greater than when viewed from the side. The inverse may be true of women of East Asian ancestry. Therefore, African men appear to value a woman's small WHR in profile and an Asian men may place more value on an exaggerated frontal WHR compared to European men.

While the study is still being reviewed, there is a moderate correlation between WHR and intelligence of offspring. Using data from the U.S. National Center for Health Statistics, William Lassek at the University of Pittsburgh in Pennsylvania and Steven Gaulin of the University of California, Santa Barbara, found a child's performance in cognition tests was linked to their mother's waist-hip ratio, a proxy for how much fat she stores on her hips.

Children whose mothers had wide hips and a low waist-hip ratio scored highest, leading Lassek and Gaulin to suggest that fetuses benefit from hip fat that contains polyunsaturated fatty acids critical for the development of the fetus's brain."

"The Body Mass Index (BMI) is another important universal determinant to the perception of beauty. The BMI refers to the proportion of the body mass to the body structure. However, the optimal body proportion is interpreted differently in various cultures. The Western ideal considers a slim and slender body mass as optimal while many historic cultures consider an embonpoint or plump body-mass as appealing. Men don't seem to have evolved to hold a particular build as more attractive, but rather to be drawn to whichever build associates with social status."

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

Mmmm... not necessarily. Victoria Beckham and my mother both ended up skinnier after kids. Kids don't have to destroy your body.

bawbagjoe
bawbagjoe

ew drinking beer looking like a slag its never hard to notice the british people on holiday

stephen
stephen

I would not want to be her husband when she has a baby...just WAIT!! She will be a severe, fat pear!!!

ACE
ACE

Megan may not be the most naturally beautiful woman in the world or have the nicest body either, but with Megan, it's all about her sex appeal. The woman is just sexy as hell like no other. At the end of the day, it's all about sex appeal with me.

Sex appeal trumps everything.

Pstroyer, look at you sticking up for Megan...this is great!

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

I personally would take this woman's body over Douzen Kroes' (I'm comparing them since they're both breastless and both had bikini candids on the site within the last few days). The hourglass is indeed, rare. Douzten has broader shoulders and narrower hips, so she's more disproportionate in that sense. If the choice came between top-heavy (not in the sense of your cups runneth over, but in the sense of being more apple-shaped) and bottom-heavy (more pear-shaped), I'm going with the latter everytime. It's just healthier. And you're more fertile that way too.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

Wow, that was really interesting. I knew that about apple-shaped women though. It can't be healthy to have most of your fat distributed around your waist.

Anon. Poster
Anon. Poster

Its not all about boobs you know. She has an amazing body overall... her legs are incredible!

Viking Balls
Viking Balls

Maria, men can have big hips and asses, too, your logic doesn't hold up. Google for "Endomorph."

Atom
Atom

Which is why men find hourglasses to be the most attractive and why women who aren't hourglasses get all upset and defensive.

Atom
Atom

I know exactly what you mean. I too have been accused of being argumentative, but from my perspective I'm just expressing my opinions. It's not a matter of picking a fight with anyone, I just like a good conversation where people express their own points of view. Nothing wrong with that.

pstroyer
pstroyer

I know :) Was talking ideals...

pstroyer
pstroyer

lol, I'm not taking it seriously at all. I like to argue, that's true, but it doesn't have to be about important or serious matters. I mean, on this site it's usually about completely pointless and subjective stuff but I like expressing my opinion regardless. I guess I'm just argumentative and opinionated by nature. It's not something I can just "stop". And I don't remember my having any fights here, only exchanges of opinion :)

Atom
Atom

I agree with you both, but you, pstroyer, most women are not hourglasses.

"Hourglass shape

the waist circumference is less than 75% of the chest or hips circumferences, which are virtually the same. Body fat distribution tends to be around both the upper body and lower body. This body type enlarges the arms, breasts, hips and rear before other parts, including waist and upper abdomen. Due to the preference shown to physical symmetry, many celebrities falsely claim hourglass measurements but actually rate closer to a straight figure or apple.

A study of over 6,000 women carried out by researchers at the North Carolina State University around 2005 found that 46% were Banana (rectangular), just over 20% Pear, just under 14% Apple, and 8% Hourglass.

New research suggests that hourglass women may live longest, and apple-shaped the shortest."

Maria
Maria

I'm not jealous of Megan.

Small saggy tits, weird low hips, stubby legs, sausage arms, flat ass= bad body

Megan's face is 1000 times better than this "fetus face" (I'm quoting Anonymous black chick) but I never mentioned her face to begin with, you brought it up.

I was responding to ACE's comment. He said this chick is out of proportion when Megan Fox is out of proportion and has a worse body. He is just distracted by her pretty yet whorish face and her attitude. We haven't even seen Megan Fox bikini candids...

Stop being so argumentative, Pstroyer. I see you've had fights with lots of people on this site. You take everything too seriously. People can disagree, yet you take it to a whole new level.

pstroyer
pstroyer

"I never said Jennifer Metcalfe has a good face, don't assume things."

I never said you said that either, don't assume things.

Like I said, Megan Fox does not have a bad body and referring to it as 'nasty' just makes you look like a jealous skank, but maybe that's what you were going for. This chick doesn't have a bad body either, but her lower half is disproportionate to her upper half and for some reason you failed to mention this in your initial post. And here you are talking about the disproportionality of Megan's body instead of just admitting that this chick does in fact have a disproportionate body. I just find it funny that you're celebrating a girl like this and then hating on women who are considered far more desirable by the average male. Intimidated much?

Look, I'm not even a huge Megan Fox fan but I'd take Megan over this broad any day.

This is a nasty body btw.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLSnZjLPor8

Goliano
Goliano

In other words, Megan's Fuckin' HOT!!

Maria
Maria

*don't agree

Maria
Maria

She does have a bad body. I'm shocked that you, Mr. Picky perfectionist, doesn't agree.

I never said Jennifer Metcalfe has a good face, don't assume things. I think this bitch is average and borderline ugly, but she has a much better body.

And most people watching transformers were desperate, horny men who don't pay attention to anything other than tits and ass in skanky clothes and a blowup doll face with DSL's attached to it. The only reason Megan is so popular among men is because she looks like an easy whore and she can't stop talking about sex.

Goliano
Goliano

LOL @ "fetus-faced".

pstroyer
pstroyer

A nasty body? haha, who are you kidding. Yea, I'm sure everyone who watched Transformers were like "Good god! That woman has a NASTY body!"

Megan Fox's body is not bad and she obviously has a much better face than this chick.

Great face + good body > Great body + good face.

pstroyer
pstroyer

actually it's all about hip-to-waist-to-bust ratio :)

Hour-glass > pear

Maria
Maria

Megan Fox has a nasty body. She has (had) small floppy dog tits, but got breast implants. Also, she has the weirdest hips. Megan's hips start too low, they don't start right under her waist, her hips start lower and carry on to her thighs making her thighs curve outwards and making her look bowthighed (like bowlegged). Its hard to explain, but she has a bad body and it is not in proportion.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

It's all about hip-to-waist ratio. Having narrow hips can be fine and beautiful as well as long as you don't have a wide waist.

Atom
Atom

Her hips ARE big, it isn't just an illusion created by a small waist. Yes, her waist is small but there's no doubt her hips are also big. Not that that's a bad thing as long as they're not big because of excessive body fat, which in her case they're not.

Oh, and if appreciating or prefering other body types means one is gay then there's a lot of gay men out there.

Atom
Atom

I agree that her body is disproportional but aside from that she's definitely a good example of a truly curvy woman. Her curves are all about bone structure and not about fat like most of the so-called curvy celebrities out there.

blue hands john
blue hands john

Wiki:

Jennifer metcalfe is a drunken whore (very common in the uk) spending her 15 seconds of fame on the beach thanks to a random appearance in a shitty soap opera before ballooning to the size of a vending machine like all the other british girls do.

pstroyer
pstroyer

Exactly. And it's not just her bust. It's her ribcage as well..

Really nice hip / waist ratio. Unfortunately she's disproportionate.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Some of you are too picky. I would love to have a body like that.

ACE
ACE

She would really need to develop her shoulders to balance out her body and then she would be too muscular like Jessica Biel. She should go with the implants and then we'll take another look.

brent
brent

she needs shoulders AND boobs in my opinion...dysmorphic body right now.