Best Boobs @ Emmys: Kathleen Robertson vs Christina Hendricks

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While other media outlets compare designer dresses, shoes & hair styles, we here at the Bastardly concentrate on what’s most important: Boobies.

Both women had a great showing on the red carpet & I can’t seem to decide who I’d motorboat first, assuming I was living out a bastardly fantasy in which both women were standing topless in front of me begging to be motorboated.

So, with that in hand, please have your take below in the comments area & vote directly below for the best boobs @ this year’s Primetime Emmy Awards.

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19 comments
buddha
buddha

If you are going to let a little thing like Christina's feet get in the way, then you should check and see if there is a cock in your ass, because you are incredibly gay.

Christina is a bombshell and I would give my left nut to worship every once of that body for a night.

1libertine
1libertine

Christina Hendricks is amazing!

Second only to Scarlett Johansson in my eyes

JonYo
JonYo

Christina, hands down. I'm surprised anyone voted otherwise. Aside from the generous bosom, she's got a great curve to her hips and the rest of her, and exudes sexiness from her pores. Also, I'm a fan of the pale redheads in general.

wiseblood
wiseblood

i chose kathleen based only on the amount of times i spanked it to her while she was on 90210 back in the day. i still have a HARD spot for her. thanks kathleen.

Djwar76
Djwar76

i'd want to have my head encased in their cleavage and i'd sniff to see who has the most under boob sweat :)

Hannah
Hannah

I would eat Christina all night long. Mmmmmm, gorgeous...

ACE is a dickhead
ACE is a dickhead

Fuck you ACEhole. If you don't care about boobs, get the FUCK off this site asshole.

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

It looks like she lives underground with that pastey white skin of hers and her face is borderline ugly. Botticelli Venus was done in the 1400's and the definition of beauty has changed since then.

Her feet are fucking nasty.

connor
connor

oops...Botticelli

connor
connor

Yep! Christina is the embodiment of Boticelli's Venus with that gorgeous skin and those crazy curves. I'd question any man who nit picks at her beauty.

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

I picked Christina. In the end, it's all about the curves. And she's got 'em in abundance.

Yeaah Seeee!
Yeaah Seeee!

Stop being such persnickety homo's! Christina is an excellent piece of feminine pulchritude. Her skin looks (and 'tastes'?) like powdered sugar. Yum!

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

Oh god....oh god....I can't decide...I love pale redheads....but if I don't pick Kathleen Robertson, a certain someone will kill me with a cocktail umbrella....

Christina's feet are scary...but goddamn, those curves are unreal...

Kathleen does look good...but her dress makes her sort of blend into the background...

Um...Um....

CAN'T I PICK BOTH????!

damnable
damnable

that is some horrifying footage. get it? footage? it's a pun.

d_jologs
d_jologs

Christina has better boobies to motorboat but Kathleen is a better all around package

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Christina Hendricks does have a nice rack, but the dress looks like she might be hiding the titanic within her.

Sorry got to vote for the cross eyed Kathleen on this one.

She wins hands down on the Rack / whole package ratio....

ACE
ACE

I don't care about boobs, but look at Christina's feet.....that's some scary shit right there!