HOLY GOD! What The Hell Happened To Madonna?!

Photo Credit: Dara Kushner/INFphoto.com

These were snapped as Madonna & her adopted son David exited a Kabbalah service earlier today in New York City.

So, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this pic?

  • Jaron


    oh well..still love her music!!!!!!

  • Elverghon

    I heard she was big on the underground arm wrestling scene

  • Shayla

    i LOVE her cheeks. but the rest is uhhhhhh….

  • Mundo

    What a waste….

  • jennyla

    oh my godness god

  • Frost

    Two words: the precious.

  • the kitten

    the first thing that comes to mind is ‘this is where having too much money will get you.’
    that, or maybe she really is dying? she has good muscle tone but it looks like she lost too much weight so all she is is ripped but has nothing to cover it up. and apparently shes a great example to all women to NOT get plastic surgery in their faces cause thats what it can end up looking like. her face would probably look better if she had just let it age naturally.

  • Some Guy

    Looks like a corpse.

  • RockHard

    With all the dudes she’s fucked, it has to be AIDS

  • AssRammer

    Nice to see she dresses up and shines bright for church services…

  • damnable

    eat some carbs beehatch…and maybe your face might look like that of a woman!

    as i read somwhere else today…madonna has clearly chosen to focus her effort on her ass, when, as catherin deneuve once said, (well at least something like this), as a woman ages, choose the face before you choose the ass.

    fuck man, when i’m 50 years old, i’d rather have a pretty wife with softer butt, than a hardbody that looks more and more manly with each passing day, not to mention 10 minutes shy of death.

  • Sir Percy of Scandia


  • concubine

    she should chop a leg off and marry a Beatle

  • FreakShow

    krull the conqueror

  • sandra

    muscles happend

  • sandra

    muscles happend

  • ozlem

    come on guys,she is elder now.. its normal to look like … there is nothing wrong with her

  • the cocksmith

    She got Rodman’d.

  • Dick Chestnut

    Carrot Top practices Kaballah?

  • Richard Banger a.k.a Dick Banger

    Steroids is the first thing that comes to mind. Then HGH, Nandrolone… you get the drift.

  • damnable

    I can’t believe someone said “i love her cheeks”.. are you insane? or just have a serious body image problem?

    Those cheeks are what my uncle was sporting when the doctors told us he may not make it through the night, when he was getting hammered by some respiratory disease. it’s fucking scary looking and disgusting.

    i don’t often comment on other people’s personal preferences, but man alive, thinking this is a look worth loving is seriously messed up.

  • Dope_Boy_Fresh

    Ahahah! That’s classic, I can’t even think of what she looks like other than a freaky, crackhead, mutant mess



  • LZ

    Age + starvation + plastic surgery = monster face

  • lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

    on the 2nd of October in 2008. you sir achieved comment of the day. bravo!!!

  • Googolygoo

    First thing that comes to my mind is leather gay bar, west Village circa 1979. She looks like a dude. An ugly dude.

  • Victor Thorn

    shes buff as a mother fucker dogg

  • Shayla

    yes i do love hollow cheeks. if you like big asses, i’m not going to comment anything against you. its a matter of preference. and here it is again, i’m in LOVE with her cheeks.