The Bastardly Sexiest MILFs 2008 – VOTE NOW!

Over the years we’ve voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let’s define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few.

No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn’t stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead, our bastardly friends @ the Wiki have a much friendlier definition:

Mother I’d like to fuck (MILF), slang for a sexually attractive, older woman

Obviously, there are many Hollywood celebs who fall into this exclusively juicy category, so we’re gonna do the community a favor and throw a few names out there to help create your top 10…

We won’t wanna waste too much time, so let’s dive straight into my own top 10 list & review the Bastardly Rules & Regulations (see page 2)

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me
me

kim basinger. denise richards. cunts

Danish
Danish

Salma Hayak should be at 1

Stuart
Stuart

1)Jennifer Connelly

2)Kate Beckinsale

3)Alessandra Ambrosio

4)Angelina Jolie

5)Milla Jovovich

6)Jennifer Garner

7)Isla Fisher

8)Gwen Stefani

9)Halle Berry

10)Kate Hudson

Not fair listing MILF's under 25 as they have an advantage due to youth. BTW, anyone listing Britney Spears should have their whole list thrown out.

Jasonz
Jasonz

1.Shauna Sand

2.Christina Aguilera

3.Isla Fisher

4.Heidi Klum

5.Jessica Alba

6.Nicole Richie

7.Kate Moss

8.Katie Holmes

9.Jennifer Garner

10.Halley Berry

Uncertified Bastard
Uncertified Bastard

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

2. Jessica Alba

3. Kate Beckinsale

4. Angelina Jolie

5. Halle Berry

6. Heidi Klum

7. Isla Fisher

8. Christina Aguilera

9. Jennifer Lopez

10. Salma Hayek

tomo.
tomo.

1.Alessandra Ambrosio

2. Michelle Pfeiffer

3.Angelina Jolie

4.Ryoko Mitake

5. Monica Bellucci

6. Jessica Alba

7. Kate Hudson

8. Camilla Alves

9.Jesse Jane

10.Salma Hayek

Mr F
Mr F

1.Halle Berry

1.Monica Bellucci

2.Salma Hayek

2.Sofia Vergara

5.Brooke Burke

6.Liz Hurley

7.Kate Beckinsale

8.Christina Aguilera

9.Kate Hudson

10.Gwyneth Paltrow

Honorable Mention: Jennifer Lopez

So many hard choices.

Serafina
Serafina

1. Diane Lane

2. Michelle Pfeiffer

3. Cindy Crawford

4. Kate Beckinsale

5. Julianne Moore

6. Lori Loughlin

7. Kate Hudson

8. Liv Tyler

9. Sarah Palin

10. Heidi Klum

skilligan
skilligan

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Salam Hayek

3. Monica Bellucci

4. Halle Berry

5. Sophia Vergara

6. Jessica Alba

7. Heidi Klum

8. Kate Beckinsdale

9. Brooke Burke

10. Charisma Carpenter

david10006
david10006

1.Jessica Alba 2.Charisma Carpenter(so underrated, it's insane) 3.Halle Berry 4.Shania Twain 5.Tina Fey (NOT Sarah Palin damn it!) 6.Salma Hayek 7.Monica Bellucci 8.Jennifer Garner 9.Sophia Vergara 10. Christina Auguilera

Maral
Maral

1. Natalia Vodianova

2. Carla Bruni

3. Victoria Beckham

4. Kate Moss

5. Michelle Pfeiffer

6. Monica Bellucci

7. Jennifer Garner

8. Christy Turlington

9. Claudia Schiffer

10. Salma Hayek

Rudy Johnson
Rudy Johnson

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Chritina Aguilera

3. Kate Bekinsale

4. Jessica Alba

5. Halle Berry

6. Pamela Anderson

7. Terri Hatcher

8. J-Lo

9. Selma Hayek

10. Demi Moore

King Davd
King Davd

1.Alessandra

2.Liv Tyler

3.Alessanda

4.Alessanda

5.Heidi Klum

6.Alessandra

7.Alessandra

8.Alessandra

9.Alessandra

10.Alessandra

queen of leon
queen of leon

1. alessandra ambrosio

2. carla bruni

3. liv tyler

4. kate moss

5. heidi klum

6. isabeli fontana

7. elizabeth hurley

8. jessica alba

9. fernanda lima

10. cindy crawford

Bianca
Bianca

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Halle Berry

3. Isabeli Fontana

4. Heidi Klum

5. Monica Bellucci

6. Jessica Alba

7. Kate Hudson

8. Camilla Alves

9. Alessandra Ambrosio

10. Gwen Stefani

salma
salma

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Monica Bellucci

3. Salma Hayek

4. Jessica Alba

5. Alessandra Ambrosio

6. Heidi Klum

7. Halle Berry

8. Jennifer Lopez

9. Sofia Vergara

10. Paz Vega

Guppin
Guppin

I do not understand for the life of my why the hell Victoria Beckham is on any "hot" list. She's orange, looks like an alien in a sweet wrapper, has possibly one of the worst boob jobs ever, and a very plain face. Oh yeah, AND has no body whatsoever.

Coxxxyyy
Coxxxyyy

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

2. Salma Hayek

3. Jesse Jane

4. Halle Berry

5. Angelina Jolie

6. Heidi Klum

7. Brooke Burke

8. Elizabeth Hurley

9. Kate Beckinsale

10. Michelle Pfeiffer

cowbulls
cowbulls

CORRECTION:

1. Cindy Crawford

2. Kate Beckinsale

3. Monica Bellucci

4. Alessandria Ambrosio

5. Jessica Alba

6. Victoria Beckham

7. Isla Fisher

8. Halle Berry

9. Courtney Cox

10. Liz Hurley

NYR1994
NYR1994

1.SHAUNA SAND

(After her you can list them anyway you want)

2.Kate Beckinsale

3.Victoria Beckham

4.Brooke Burke

5.Kelly Preston

6.Cindy Crawford

7.Halle Berry

8.Lori Loughlin

9.Jessica Alba

10.Salma Hayek

Hot
Hot

Forget that Election, this is the most important vote you will do all year.

uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhh

Kate Beckinsale, Isla Fisher, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Ale Ambrosio, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci

madison
madison

1. Monica Bellucci

2. Laetitia Casta

3. Fernanda Tavares

4. Alessandra Ambrosio

5. Christy Turlington

6. Carolyn Murphy

7. Liya Kebede

8. Claudia Schiffer

9. Cindy Crawford

10. Paulina Porizkova

azezeal
azezeal

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Alessandra Ambrosio

3. Angelina Jolie

4. Jessica Alba

5. Halle Berry

6. Monica Bellucci

7. Gwen Stefani

8. Heidi Klum

9. Salma Hayek

10. Elizabeth Hurley

AFAN
AFAN

1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO

2. ISABELI FONTANA

3. KATE HUDSON

4. ELIZABETH HURLEY

5. CINDY CRAWFORD

6. LIV TYLER

7. VICTORIA BECKHAM

8. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER

9.Michelle Pfeiffer

10. ANGELINA JOLIE

Rhonda
Rhonda

Didn't even catch yours.

Goliano
Goliano

That's almost as bad as those religious emails that warn you'll go to hell if you don't send this to 15 people within 7 minutes.

ron
ron

Kelly Preston

Catherine Bell

Lori Loughlin

Halle Berry

Salma Hayek

Diane Lane

Cindy Margolis

Gail O'grady

Liz Hurley

Heather Locklear

2131
2131

i hate when people do that. just if you dont like the girl they do they say "your stupid your gay your on drugs your fucked up"

NO people just have diffrent tastes

.....
.....

and so did i lol

KJ
KJ

1.Alessandra Ambrosio..

2-10 who cares...

If you don't think she is #1 one then you are taking massive amounts of drugs..or steroids..or...or you're just a complete fool...

That is all.

Phil
Phil

1. Jessica Alba

2. Halle Berry

3. Kate Beckinsale

4. Brooke Burke

5. Kate Hudson

6. Teri Hatcher

7. Michelle Pfeiffer

8. Kimberly Williams-Paisley

9. Angie Harmon

10. Jennie Garth

jennyla
jennyla

1. Kate Beckinsale

2. Selma Hayek

3. Jenny McCarthy

4. Liz Hurley

5. Michelle Pfeiffer

Peter Bustanuty
Peter Bustanuty

MILF=over 30 or at least 2 kids

1.Ninel Conde-Google her-smoking

2.Barbara Mori

3.Kate Beckinsdale

4.Britney Spears

5.Jennifer Connolly

6.Heidi Klum

7.Denise Richards

8.Brooke Burke

9.Pam Anderson

10.Elle mcpherson

7.

big murph
big murph

1.Kate Beckinsale

2.Jennie Garth

3.Brooke Burke

4.Lori Loughlin

5. Jenny McCarthy

6.Jessica Alba

7.Rachel Hunter

8.Angie Harmon

9.Shania Twain

10.Jennifer Connelly

KAT
KAT

1. Angelina Jolie

2. Kate Beckinsale

3. Heidi Klum

4. Jessica Alba

5. Gwenyth Paltrow

6. Alessandra Ambrossio

7. Halle Berry

8. Salma Hayek

9. Catherine Zeta Jones

10. Jennifer Garner

Goliano
Goliano

And not every woman should. But, sorry, I can't get with that ironing board ass.

JP
JP

Jessica Alba

Sofia Vergara

Kate Hudson

Angelina Jolie

Vanessa Marcil

Salma Hayek

Laetitia Casta

Charisma Carpenter

Giada De Lauentiis

Ali Landry

BeLtHaZoR
BeLtHaZoR

Courtney Thorne-Smith

Kate Beckinale

Kimberly Williams-Paisley

Sandra Bullock

Kate Hudson

Shania Twain

Marisol Nichols

Holly Marie Combs

Isla Fischer

Rachel Weisz

Wisco
Wisco

Haha. I just had a really hard time looking through the list of MILFs because there are so many (obviously) that I can't stand.

High Maintenance girls annoy the hell outta me so maybe that's my real beef with her and I might think she was prettier if she didn't have such a sucky personality. I just think that she thinks she is sooo beautiful and I think she's just alright.

ACE
ACE

That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.

I like your MILFGA list.

ACE
ACE

That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.

I like your MILFGA list.

Wisco
Wisco

I'm not trying to put your girl down :) - I just don't understand the obsession that some people have with her. I think her face is really average. She doesn't really have any outstanding features and I feel like she's kinda horsey-faced (long face). She's not on the horsey level of SJP but I find her odd looking.

Christian
Christian

1. Salma Hayek

2. Monica Belluci

3. Sherilyn Fenn

4. Elizabeth Hurley

5. Jessica Alba

6. Josie Maran

7. Alesandra Ambrosio

8. Jennifer Connelly

9. Brooke Burke

10. Halle Berry

ACE
ACE

I understand people have different tastes, but I'm more interested in the fact the you don't think Kate Beckinsale is very pretty. I can see why you would say she is arrogant, but not very pretty? I think she is the perfect woman and I hope she never goes away. lol

AvP
AvP

1 Kate Bekinsale

ACE
ACE

Yes, she doesn't have much of an ass, but that's ok with me. Not every woman can have an ass like Kim K or J Lo.

JayNocturne
JayNocturne

1. Alessandra Ambrosio

2. Salma Hayek

3. Jesse Jane

4. Halle Berry

5. Gabrielle Reece

6. Heidi Klum

7. Brooke Burke

8. Elizabeth Hurley

9. Kate Beckinsale

10. Cindy Margolis

Rhonda
Rhonda

Especially since he misspelled the word competition...twice.