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Roscoe P Coltrane
Roscoe P Coltrane

Anna ... Maria. I don't care which it is. If that was my banana, I'd be oranges deep and showing her my O face.

RockHard
RockHard

She looks just like that when she Gobbles my Goose

Anna is a Troll
Anna is a Troll

If was was Anna, not Maria:

"I'm doing to this banana what I do in my tennis matches -- suck."

ACE
ACE

So true!

JTchicago
JTchicago

I am hearing a loud "DOH!" coming from Bastardly HQ.

JTchicago
JTchicago

That's Sharapova doing a Korunikova!

Eat A Banana 2
Eat A Banana 2

"The doctor also told me to spit on it, before I put it in my mouth. That's odd. ....Hmmmm...."

Eat A Banana
Eat A Banana

"The doctor told me to eat one banana a day. But, why is he taking pictures? ...Hmmmmm..."

BastardlyMorons
BastardlyMorons

That's Sharapova.

"I wonder how far can I take it in. Yum!"

dorkus2
dorkus2

" slowly, c'mon, all the way down. You can do it. Don't gag, just keep taking it in..oooooooooaaaahhh, yesssss."

sandra
sandra

LOL mixing up anna and maria, cmon

Some Guy
Some Guy

"Have you ever seen a woman eating a banana and NOT thought of a blowjob?" -- George Carlin

Plant69
Plant69

Practice Makes Perfect!!!!

coco
coco

First of all, that's Maria Sharapova

Large
Large

Isn't that Sharapova?