Audrina Patridge: Maxim Magazine, November 2008

Ask Audrina: New Kid In Town

Hey Audrina,

I’m only 13 years old and i just moved to a new town. The school I will be going to is very big and i am not good at making friends. What should I do to make my self comfortable talking to the girls there?

Emily

Emily,

When you move to a new town, the main thing is to be approachable. Smile a lot! Be friendly and people will be friendly back! :) Don’t be afraid to ask someone to show you around, if you’re good at sports or have an interest in drama or art… Sign up! You will meet girls with similar interests and it won’t be difficult finding things to talk about. Don’t forget about your school work either! Source

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29 comments
Frost
Frost

So that's where I went wrong!

obvious
obvious

Fixed her eyes?! They look worse than in her candid pics... I still think she's gorgeous, though.

the kitten
the kitten

they didnt fix her eyes! they still look retarded, even in these professional pics! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER? i dont understand what the fuck is wrong with her freakin eyes. theyre so wierd, she looks like a damn zombie or something all the time.

these pics are laughable. shes a decently cute girl, yes, but nothing spectactular, certainly not model material

gabriella
gabriella

Meh, nothing exciting. Mystery's gone since her nudies came out, so she's boring now.

Player
Player

Yeah and I know no one that voted for George W. Bush - so what?

JTchicago
JTchicago

I am sure I dont care. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

50
50

mmhm

azezeal
azezeal

"Guys always tell me their girlfriends make them watch the hills, yea right"

I know no one watches that pile of shit

Player
Player

I just find this chick smoking hot! I can care less about the eyes - she does looks better in sunglasses - or the bolt ons. After all this is the Bastardly - it's all about looks nothing deeper than that!

Player
Player

I am pretty sure that everyone that is in a magazine layout is photoshoped.

Courtney
Courtney

1st pic was hot and thats about it.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

I would like to have crazy sex with her for hours till I get exhausted.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Yea right Audrina, good advice, this is what she really means:

Emily,

When you move to a new town, the main thing is to get guys to notice you. Forget about girls. Smile a lot, and if that's not enough, you might want to consider getting breast augmentation, that always gets their attention. Ask people where all the happening parties are and offer free lunchtime blowjobs in the girls bathroom. You'll meet lots of people who are interested in you for your body, and will use you as a cum dumpster. You'll be the talk of the school, garanteed.

And you can forget about school work, because sucking cock is the quickest way to get ahead in life. I'm living proof!

sandra
sandra

omg first pic was hot, love it!

MissCaribbean
MissCaribbean

surprise,surprise, they photo shop every women in every magazine, not even Barbie would escape being photo shop, and we all know she is flawless...

BobLablawLawBlog
BobLablawLawBlog

Yes, her face looks weird and there's a hefty amount of photoshopping going on, but I'd tear that thing apart and I'd enjoy it very much.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Holy Photoshop! They not only fixed her eyes, but they made her boobs look slightly less gross.

She's still a mess, though.

Bob Fonguel
Bob Fonguel

That's a well crafted response. In real life, do you prefer women or do you fuck photo shopped pictures in your parents basement?

aly
aly

The fixed her eye-wow photoshop does wonders

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

You guys are all faggots if you don't find this chick incredibly hot. Fake tits or not, she takes damn good care of that body and she is probably a machine in bed. Half you faggots wouldn't know what to do with a girl like this. HOMO'S!

wiseblood
wiseblood

and you've never had surgery to get the fake tittes you cunt? yeah right...

they look terrible.

SchmaddaKid
SchmaddaKid

it's like they photoshopped her eyes to make her look at the right spot.

MJR
MJR

She looks decent here, but she always has a weird look on her face.