How Long Until Miley Cyrus Gets Pregnant?

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These were snapped at a photocall earlier today to help promote Miley’s new album ‘Breakout’ in Berlin, Germany.

Last week’s rumor: Miley is currently living with 20-year old boyfriend Justin Gaston at her own house. That was reported by The National Enquirer, so we all know Miley & Justin must be having illegal sexual relations by now. And, with illegal sexual relations comes teenage pregnancy.

A teenage pregnancy & possible abortion is that the Miley Cyrus story needs right now.

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Coach Buzzcut
Coach Buzzcut

YOU ARE A PIECE OF VERMIN BUT YOUR MY KIND OF VERMIN

miley virus
miley virus

hot friend mandy?!? that ugly raccoon faced whore?

IamLegend_2001
IamLegend_2001

miley knocked-up possibility????? that poor retarded, back woods, swamp swimming, trailer tramp has zero chance of being even one tenth normal......with a mom like miley the one tenth chance is gone forever..........and those 2 fingers with bronzer on them sure get used a bunch...

"Anyone for a game of stinkey fingers?" says miley

dorkus2
dorkus2

I say she's been sword swallowing for at least this year, and possibly riding the pink pole too.

Molly
Molly

I still love this bitch. She's going through another "awkward stage" right now but I have it in my heart that she'll be a hot older teen.

ninja...
ninja...

once her "teen" body dissipates... somebody will be left fucking a pure-breed cuntry fug...

billy ray cyrus will be carving your turkey and be crying in a crib...

Herman B
Herman B

huuumm. why's my little cocksucker looking so sad. you know it's love when it makes you feel guilty. don't you.

major
major

someone must have asked her how many times she did it yesterday. at least thats how i roll.

Doug
Doug

Cute chick, but she makes the stupidest faces.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

I HOPE MILEY GETS GANG RAPED FOR BEING A FUCKING WHORE. MUHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I HOPE MILEY DIES FROM AIDS FOR BEING A FUCKING SLUT. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

dorkus2
dorkus2

Following her age group role models, the wonderful Spears sisters, and being from the south, I say by this time next year. AND from a guy older than 21, so he can be charged with rape please.

LiLLy380
LiLLy380

she looks good here

i dont think shell get prego anytime soon

opopopo
opopopo

She wont get pregnant, i told her aslong as i keep it in her ass shes safe. Although she does demand i pull out and let her swallow, but thats the least i can do for her.

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

IF SHE was here.......... 10 min

dont hate, this IS missouri.

give daddy a 20.00 and its ON

Some Guy
Some Guy

I think pregnancy is possible ("I won't get knocked up if I swallow, y'all!"), but having that attitude shows how jaded and cynical society is about starlets.

Why is it, as a society, we all assume all the younger starlets are going to get pregnant? (Notice I used "assume.")

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

I see she likes pouting her lips. Maybe the power of habit.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

to be honest, i'd rather see Miley's hot friend Mandy, than this overexposed pedo fodder. i'd hit her friend for the home run...

concubine
concubine

You mean she hasn't been already?

Mundo
Mundo

Not long I'm sure.

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

I'm sure one of her slutty friends has already told her she can't get prego if she takes it in the mouth.

JTchicago
JTchicago

1 year, 2 months, 6 days, 3 hours, 7 minutes, 51 seconds!