Stacy Keibler @ Blackberry Storm Release Party

Stacy Keibler really needs to stick to roles where she doesn’t speak, ever. Recently she was in ABC Family’s Samurai Girl, starring one of my favs, Jamie Chung. Seriously, Stacy can’t act; she needs more acting classes. I actually watched a bunch of that mini-series for Jamie and couldn’t accept Stacy as a serious actress. As for Jamie, well, it’s not like she was exceptionally better… and as much of a nice sweet girl she tries to portray, we all know she’s just another Riverside party girl who realy doesn’t give a fuck.

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kristaps
kristaps

Stacey played a wicked villian with her hot legs and sultry voice, a unique Goddess and far from generic, sure a few days hanging with Tom Hanks and Johnny Depp couldn't hurt, but she is so hot and real she needs her own show, some noire dramedy or superhero, I even thought of a motif where in each episode a real live fan gets a cameo where he punched for real in the face [or kicked in the balls etc] that would be so cool a literal punchline, maybe a spy show with no superpowers but cool devices and original locations, kind of alias meetsdexter, wait I have it, Right Place, Keibler plays Miss Right, kind of Pretender meets Supernatural meets Nancy Drew/sherlock holes, she travles the world and is always at the right place to solve a crime, save the day, fix a disaster, not always a crime, just the right action for a conflict, so there is no monotony, and can't always be perfect that is so done, I am thinking for few episodes hercover is a grip orsomething, and sheis on these sets, first a schlock beastie boy thingy, then a spaghetti western, maybe a swashbuckling drama, then maybe an episode where she is a researcher in the amazon helping a botanist find a plant, and in each episode there is a bad guy, or innocent bystander who gets punched or kicked for real, and she will have these oneliners to go with it, schmuck, buffoon, oops, shes beign hit on in a diner and says I smell fish, then headbutts him behind her and he falls in some fisha ndchips, yeah wild, or ifthe fanhas noacting skillz hecanbe a henchman with no lines andjust get kicked by those fabulous legs, and then there coudl be a voiceover with a kapow frame yeah so many ideas, yeah anyhoo nuff said ty K

Upskt Celebs
Upskt Celebs

I used to love Stacy. Killer legs, killer ass! I wish she would go back to the WWE. oh well :( upskt.com