Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez @ Blackberry Bold Launch Party

This whole “we’re like totally bff” crap has got to stop already. Can’t Tony Parker see through the smoke screen?!? Leave her ass!! She’s only got a few more years tops on her desirable meter!!! She’s already 33 years old and you’re only 26 year old!!! Rather than be with a woman 7 years older than you, find yourself a girl that’s 7 years younger than you!!!

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ozlem
ozlem

because you dont understand what friendship is, what loyality is. because you are a dickhead

the kitten
the kitten

i think short hair ages her SO much and makes her look even more mouse-like

cowbulls
cowbulls

Mario is hitting it and that's a good thing. I hate to see wasted poon. Eva is on the way down the hill so everybody that can needs to get some before it's too late.

JTchicago
JTchicago

I never much cared for Eva. She comes off as a real cunt.

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

She looks like the old woman you would like to seduce you.

Davis
Davis

@Claude Balls

You wish! No I'm not gay. All I'm saying it is possible to be close friends without fucking.

Claude Balls
Claude Balls

He was on Regis and Kelly this AM....he is soooooooooo on steroids. His arms were huge and all vein-d out. You ever see Stallone's arms? Thats what he looked like. Gross.

Some Guy
Some Guy

They are both douchebags. They're obviously having sex, though I wouldn't be surprised if the perpetually Z-list AC Slater had some guys on the side.

Eva and Tony Parker will probably be divorced within the next year.

Davis
Davis

Hmm...So it's impossible in your opinion to have a close female friend without fucking her?

For example, I've known this chick for about four years. She got married two years ago but we still hang out like we did before she got married....and NO we ain't fucking. She's attractive and everything, but I see her more as my sister.

Malagro Eveznina
Malagro Eveznina

He continues to get more beefier by the moment.... WTH, do you think he's doing it? Straight-up pumping? He seems to be bulking quite a bit or it just appears that way at least. I think it's an improvement personally.

ninja...
ninja...

geez, give them a break... they are just probably just out for a chalupa, shopping for hot sauce or a copy of selena's greatest hits...

although, i wouldn't be surprised if his burrito was saying ola to her stinky quesadilla...

dorkus2
dorkus2

He is undoubtedly gay, make no mistke of that. Just look at his gay 'career'; the lame semi metrosexual role he plays in news or entertainment. Gay as they come.

RockHard
RockHard

She looks FUCKING SMOKING HOT

If Mario isn't HITTING THAT HARD, he's a Faggot

DeWayne
DeWayne

I'm sure I'll be in the minority again, but I have always though that Eva is super sexy. I think she looks great, as always, and I bet she's a superfuck. In my experience, Latinas are the best at sex, no contest. You have to bring your A-game when you're porking them. You better be hard as a steel pole and ready to work your ass off. It's worth it, though. Get a Latina super wet and super hot and they say the hottest things during sex.

Player
Player

Unless Mario is gay or her long lost brother, if I am Tony Parker I would be pissed. Unless of course they have an open marriage, afterall Tony Parker is in the NBA and you know there are groupies in every city.