Christina Aguilera & Funky Legs @ ‘beautyLIGHT’ Book Launch

These were snapped in Beverly Hills.

First off, is she standing in a really odd pose or are her legs really that f’d up?

Anyway, after seeing these pics, I have to admit, I feel kinda sorry for Christina’s monkey boy Jordan Bratman. The dude married a pompous monster who happens to cake on way too much makeup, but I guess in exchange for having to deal w/ all the bullshit that comes w/ Christina Aguilera, he gets an endless supply of cash to blow on random shit.

Another possible cause for Christina’s obvious f’d up appearance: Her pet monkey might be poisoning her in order to keep her under his control. If you looked like Jordan Bratman and you were married to Christina Aguilera, wouldn’t you?!

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spangly
spangly

She looks very fucked up. I think she is a druggie. Her only claim to fame comes from her voice. She has a very powerful voice...but so what?! I wonder if she will become the next Whitney?

ohmygod
ohmygod

she looks like anna nicole smith after she supposedly killed her husband and got crazy.

Goliano
Goliano

I'd tear dat azz up!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

I think here she is letting the true beauty of her eyes show. Still wearing tons of make up, but at least acentuating her best feature...finally.

She's always bin bow legged. I kind of think it's kind

cute.

Boz
Boz

She looks like as fucked up as Britney.

ninja...
ninja...

by now most people that found her irresistible... should of already fucked or married a woman similar to her...

former whore and hottie, that got knocked up and then tries to act sophisticated...

you are only ex-tina... now get fat and take care of your boring family...

Davis
Davis

She's always had on a ton of makeup. This is nothig new. Christina has always looked like a pornstar because of all the make-up. She's probably insecure and put on all this makeup to feel beautiful.

d55
d55

lol yeah, her legs have always been that fucked up. I always said it but nobody believed me or said i was exaggerating. She is uglyyyyy...face-wise, body-wise.

big papa g rabbit
big papa g rabbit

She displays slight disuse atrophy of her vastus medialis oblique fibres, leading the mal-tracking in her right patell-femoral joint. Furthermore coarse internal rotation of the right hip is indicative of poor gluteal function and hence increase in femur internal torsion.

50
50

i agree i think the red lipstick looks really good

50
50

..gah see thats thing im a christina fan.

i dont think she is "clearly" trying to steal her style

just because she got bangs? You never know how long the ideas have acutally been in someones head. a couple of similarties i guess.

Even lady gaga doesnt think she is (on christinas mtv performance):

A lot of people have been saying that she is copying my style with her new song. I guess it bares somewhat of a resemblance but I wouldn't say she is copying me. This type of dance music is becoming more popular and I don't blame her for wanting to make and perform it. Her performance was great and it's (Keeps Gettin Better) a hot track."

I think lady gaga is gonna be like katy perry she'll a couple of hits

and then people will get annoyed with her.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Any more a mess then Britless Spears? Although I still believe (with a 99.9999999% certainty) that all that nonsense with Booby Spears was fabricated for the media.

Give her cred tho; Christina can still blow them away with those 5 octave vocal chords of hers.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

Come to think of it, I've never really seen her without the glasses on, it's true. Still, imitation is the best form of flattery and it must say good things for her career when Christina is clearly trying to steal her style.

MaxTurner
MaxTurner

Oh hell, let's be brutally honest here.

Hair is beat.

Face is great.

Legs suck, but diggin' the shoes and

what the fuck is up with that black potato sack?

Jesus wept...

ieowfsed
ieowfsed

HOT. she's STILL on Loving Rich... c om. Did you find that?

me!!
me!!

remember 1999? when she used to be a skinny hot chick! she peaked at 18 just like brit brit!

smog
smog

she looks like that albino character martin short used to play on SCTV, jackie rogers jr.

5599999
5599999

she looks like a tranny....her face and her style are gross...I think she and her bf match perfectly together

Sierra
Sierra

Tina is damaged goods. I kinda like her though. Waaaay too much make-up.

50
50

i find lady gaga has quite an ugly face, shes always wearing glasses

so when she does take them off she really doesnt look that good

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

The amount of make-up she wears is a clear indicator of past trauma/abuse. It's like she's wearing a 'mask'. Chances are she's very unhappy with her life right now and is trying to hide her 'true self' from the world.

It's sad, really. I've seen her without the make-up & the hair and the CFM heels. She's a stunning woman. I wish she'd just be herself and not paint herself up like some cheap tartlet.

I do like that shade of lipstick on her, those are interesting shoes and she does have gorgeous eyes. But that doesn't balance out the negatives.

mud hen
mud hen

She once was very hot but idk anymore. I've always thought her face was really pretty underneath the 10 layers of makeup. Her awful looking hair doesn't help. She is going down hill these days. These pics don't help, looks like she's drugged up. Her eyes look weird.

Ted Grau
Ted Grau

xtina is still smoking hot and would still fuck any of you into oblivion, girls included. i bet boning her is like riding a rollercoaster. so hate all you want. i would voluntarily undergo surgery in order to slide my jimjam in her strawberry patch. as a matter of fact, i would fuck anyone right now because i am super horny.

Avenging Fist of Mediocrity
Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

Her legs are getting untoned, but the lighting is part of the problem. Here's an easy way to see if there are tones that you can't normally see without crazy filters:

On a laptop, slowly tilt the screen back until you see an almost negative image... the legs look thicker in most of the pictures but not much better!

JTchicago
JTchicago

I think that is her hair and the weave anit working.

azezeal
azezeal

Heres someone who when given their cake plastered it around their face instead of eating it

lozzamate
lozzamate

she? she? surely this is a man right?

Mundo
Mundo

I use to think this chick was the meaning of sexy, but nah, not anymore. Maybe a few more beers and I would reconsidered what I just wrote.

aenni
aenni

what bugs me is how in every close up shot of her face you can see the makeup in her hair. Doesn't she have someone who could touch that up, it looks terrible.

d.
d.

she's getting worse every day..