Aly Michalka @ ‘Twilight’ L.A. Premiere

At only 19, it’s fairly obvious that actress, singer-songwriter, guitarist, and pianist Aly Michalka has a bright & potentially very lucrative future ahead of her. She recently announced on her MySpace that she’ll be co-starring alongside Vanessa Hudgens in Bandslam, a flick about a group of outcast kids forming a rock band. The film is set to release next summer. Look for Aly to appear at a lot more events as the Hollywood PR machine gets her prepped for showtime!

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Flotsam
Flotsam

So let me get this straight, babe. You expect me to keep cutting off pounds of flesh. Just for you. Solely for the sake of your faith and hope. No recompense. Not even any prompting. You want it just because.

You've got to be kidding me.

You and your friends are so amazingly confused about how it all works. Not just the physics, which you're hopelessly backwards on, but this too. Here. My little space. You've been getting the luxury treatment, babe, and you somehow think you're being cheated.

Let me explain my economy. It's real simple. You've either been paid or you've been stolen from or you've been ignored. It's no more complicated than that. See, your problem is that you've got your verb tenses all wrong. You keep saying "getting paid" when all that matters is you got it. You think this economy is about flows, fluxes. Nah, babe, we're discrete.

And if you think about it that way you'll see just how far ahead of the game you are. Had I just ignored you, you'd be sitting even. Not a thing to bitch about. But no, babe, you got paid and you got paid and you got paid out of the fucking kindness of my heart. Just because it stopped doesn't mean you're behind. No babe. If you were behind you would know it. You would fucking feel it.

Normally you'd be way behind and this point. That's typically how this works. This girls knows about that. Ol' blondie up there. But she was a freaking trooper about it. She lost her lumps, kept her head down, and expected nothing. I'm sure she wanted to get paid, she even sang a tune about it, but she made no bones when it didn't come. Ol' blondie's a trooper. What about you?

And let's talk about that recompense. I told you I don't want it and wouldn't take it, but it's the principle of the thing. Blondie up there gave a little. It wasn't much and she tried to hide it but I hear things; I have my ear to the ground. What about you? When it came time, what about you? Yeah, that's right. You were too chickenshit to even make an offer. (And no, your proxy doesn't count.) Don't think I've forgotten, babe. And I know you're about to do it again. You disappoint me so much at times.

So if I were you I'd start making a little less noise about what you're owed. I never told you how this works. You should be so deep in your red you need a snorkel, babe. But now you know. Now you know how thankful you should be.

So let me know what you want to do, babe. Are you going to keep whining and asking for things you aren't owed? Or do you want to be a trooper, keep your head down, and hope I don't start thinking it's you who owes me? Because, babe, you don't look like you've got enough flesh on those bones to make us whole.

nora
nora

she's beautiful!

the kitten
the kitten

i think its the shoes that are making her legs look bad. shouldve worn platforms. her hair makes her look milfish. nice boobs is right though

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

ALY IS A SLUT. ALY IS A WHORE. ALY IS A BITCH. ALY IS A CUNT. I HATE ALY. ALY DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

THEN RAPE THE BITCH. THE WHORE ASKS TO GET RAPED.

Mundo
Mundo

Yep..for sure I wouldn't pass her up...and more then likely keep her....hitsville for sure...

The Devil
The Devil

Damn, another fine Disney broad.

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

19? HER TAMPONS ARE 19

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

Her knees look a bit rough. And she doesn't look like 19yo.

Goliano
Goliano

"Fat girl legs"? Where do you people come up with this shit? This babe's body is on point, and she's workin' dat ass in pic 4.

Meh
Meh

I miss 19 year old girls that look like 19 year old girls. This girl looks like a 40 year old with a good surgeon.

ninja...
ninja...

so, the pug nosed sister didn't a part...

azezeal
azezeal

very meh to be honest

Noxious Bob
Noxious Bob

Another Disney skank ready for prime time.

Wonder when the sex tapes come out?

Some Guy
Some Guy

She has that slutty look in her eyes. Funny enough, she reminds me of those girls in high school who want to be popular and think that sleeping around is the best way to do so.

J
J

Great tits, she is alright, I would hit it and she can act ok.

jamieson
jamieson

her legs aint fat, just a bit cankely

Rhonda
Rhonda

She's a cutie. I'm embarrassed to say that I actually like Aly & AJ. Of all the Disney acts, they have the most "talent" and I use that term loosely.

Eric
Eric

Cankles. The only way those legs look good is if they're on my shoulders.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Cute, but is the boobage fake, or pushup???? (methinks fake)

sandra
sandra

Are you joking? Her legs looks fine? Theyre not fat at all

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

She looks WAY better than last time she was on here. Plus it's nice to have her annoying little sister butting into the photos. That's a nice looking body and......OK the teeth are big the face wierd, but I like my faces weird.

dorkus2
dorkus2

Her legs are just fine; along with her superb tits.

Joe Joe
Joe Joe

Nice tits on this youngin

Wanda Psyche
Wanda Psyche

According to the commentary below the first pic, she's a 'quintuple threat'. My question is: what the fuck does this bitch do?