Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pics From Miami

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Shoshanna Lonstein—I mean—Shoshanna Lonstein-Gruss is currently a fashion designer & socialite living in NYC’s Upper East Side (a.k.a. yuppy). The addition of Gruss is very important because it’s worth roughly $500mil to Shoshanna. Her hubs is an investment banker at daddy’s securities firm (lucky bastard) and heir to roughly half a billion (again, lucky bastard).

Anyway, along with all the other hot people in Miami (yes, Kim Kardashian included), Shoshanna decided to give her huge boobies some air by running around on the beach trying to get the attention of the paps. It worked.

If you missed all the other bikini pics from the last few days, we’ve included all the links for you directly below:
- Victoria’s Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
- Kim Kardashian’s huge ass.
- Stacy Keibler’s flat boobies.
- Chloe Sevigny might need a brown bag.

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28 comments
ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Oy vey! Those tits. That body. It almost makes up for the face.

joey
joey

Shoshanna Lonstein's scowl ruins a perfectly good picture. What a hot body, especially those luscious breasts and thick, toned legs. I'd give this princess the pounding of her life. A high-maintenance woman like her could use a few pearl necklaces.

Steve Mcgillicutty
Steve Mcgillicutty

Sarah Silverman looks hot in these pictures. I would like to jimmy her kimmel.

The Devil
The Devil

Damn, Seinfeld should've wifed that up. A natural body like that is a once in a lifetime deal.

Razer Rick
Razer Rick

FUCKING JEW NAME, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. (I'M CATHOLIC AND DATS A DISS)

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

The face is not inspiring, at least with that expression. But boobies seem nice.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Yes, and it is a Kosher bush at that ABC!

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

With my enormous girth, I would bore every one of her holes out. Love those tits.

dorkus2
dorkus2

FkN bastards!! Did you run out of brown paper bags or something? Dam those boobs belong on something much more deserving.

ass
ass

I'd convert to judaism for a piece of that pussy

A song parody that never gets old
A song parody that never gets old

Howard Stern's parody of Janis Ian's "At Seventeen"

Seinfeld's girl is seventeen

An innocent with double Ds

He saw those breasts and flipped his lid

For a real young busty high school kid

A horny lonely TV geek

Her major jugs made Jerry weak

Can't he find girls his age to date?

She's seventeen and she's jail bait

He takes her out in New York town

That lovely girl and the TV clown

She's barely shed her training bra

She kisses lips for candy bars

Some nice guy you turned out to be

Did she sit upon you knee?

You shouldn't really grope for them

At seventeen

Her panties smell like a rose

Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?

Seducing girls in a limousine

While his fans think that he's so damn clean

Fell for an old man from TV

Did her pubic hair grow in last week?

With fresh and firm and round butt cheeks

At seventeen

Can't he find some older dame?

Their private parts all look the same

Does he make her parents shout

When he sticks his tongue in her mouth?

Does he think that he's a stud?

He should drown in a frigging flood

For fooling with a girl

Who's seventeen

Now Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brain

When you see her do you make a stain

Can't he get an older girl

He's damn near old as Milton Berle

You're making such a spectacle

Thinking with your testicles

If you're gonna make some glue

You should date girls as old as you

Mundo
Mundo

I only like from the neck on down..

Davis
Davis

She's sexy. Great boobs and everything but she's all about rich men. You gotta have MONEY if you going to get to that pussy. That's one expensive vagina.

ed owens
ed owens

My apologies to the Arabs of the world for mentioning them in the same sentence as that hairy Armenian cum dumpster.

Anonymous Black Chick - ABC
Anonymous Black Chick - ABC

Bitch must have the golden pussy. First, she gets Seinfeld to propose to her massive 17yo tits. Now, this loaded guy?

I'm gonna need to take some notes. She has a bush eh? (scribbles down notes)

Player
Player

You mean Armenian, thats not an Arab!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Great figure and boobs. She looks like a pretty version of Alexa Ray Joel.

CDean1262
CDean1262

From one jewish bazillionair (Jerry Seinfield) to another (Gruss).....some girls have all the talen....luck.

ed owens
ed owens

Now that is one hot piece of ass. Look at those thighs and butt. Great proportions.

She puts that hairy Arab cum dumpster Khardashian to shame

skilligan
skilligan

she looks good here, she's aged well

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

THIS BROAD IS PACKIN A TON OF WOOL IN HER PANTIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

smog
smog

i sho wanna hit that