BREAKING!! Megan Fox Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!

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Whenever I see Megan Fox, I’m always reminded of her topless pics off the set of “Jennifer’s Body.”

Ok, now that we’ve dished out the juiciest Megan Fox pics to date, we’ll continue w/ the story. Whether you bastards like it or not, Brian Austin Green (currently starring in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) is still banging Megan Fox each night while all of us normal dudes are twiddling our thumbs. I have no idea how the fuck he does it, so I’ll just have to assume he has a 15 inch penis with a built-in vibrator at the tip. Fucker.

Anyway, these pics were snapped as the couple depart LAX to an undisclosed location where B.A.G. will have endless amounts of sex with Megan Fox. Bastard.

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24 comments
the kitten
the kitten

who would want her autograph? i can understand having pics of her on your wall (if youre a teenage girl) or beating off to half naked pics of her (if youre a teenage dude) but is the autograph really neccessary? its not like shes some famous great icon or something

ACE
ACE

In between modeling for photoshoots for gentlemen's magazines and starring in b movies, Meg works in her lab in her basement trying to unlock the cure for cancer. When she does declare that she has a cure, y'all will feel pretty silly. This will be after she wins an oscar for best actress for her role in Transformers 2, of course!

Delphi31709
Delphi31709

u r big threat to every people u see, i hope u get banned

Aisha P
Aisha P

I predict Megan starring in a few more B movies, winning a few more 'Worlds Sexiest Woman' polls, getting semi naked for mens magazines, maybe even completey naked in a scandalous attempt to stay in the limelight, getting a shit load of plastic surgery, being admitted to rehab for having some kind of freaky addiction, before fading into relative obscurity and doing famewhore things to get attention. I dont think she'll ever reach the pinnacles of success that she wants. She's certainly no Angelina talent wise. A sexpot, yes, a 'serious actress', nah.

Rhonda
Rhonda

No. ThatsJustWrong is TotallyRight. She's a dumbass. You can see it in her eyes.

Rhonda
Rhonda

LOL! I just read your comment.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

MEGAN DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. I FUCKING HATE MEGAN. MEGAN IS A FUCKING SLUT. MEGAN IS A FUCKING BITCH. MEGAN IS A FUCKING WHORE.

ACE
ACE

I was just messing with you, but maybe she is a talented actress and is just playing dumb.

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

She's dumb because she acts like a ditsy teenybopper in interviews and says the most idiotic things, that enough for you ACE?

Mundo
Mundo

I see she's still wearing those stupid boots...what's she think she's in Alaska or something? and the only thing I'm jealous of that douchebag, is that he's getting some of that nice ass.

ACE
ACE

Ok, maybe Megan can't act, but why is she as dumb as a doorknob? Do you have her results from the "dummy test"?

major
major

nice off duty stripper leaving the motel- look.

shandi
shandi

brian austin green is HOT, you guys who bash him are clearly jealous. he doesn't need to act or impress you to be a fun and good boyfriend. i always thought he was fine.

SanDiegoCo.55101237
SanDiegoCo.55101237

overrated babe, but austin green sucks, hes a italian fucker, reminds me of justin timberlake crap

Just Sayin'
Just Sayin'

Overrated. She has a nice body and pretty face, but she looks trashy and artificial.

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

She's beautiful but dumb as a doorknob and can't act.

Razer Rick
Razer Rick

Yeah, I was expecting the usual arrow pointing to her with "OW!" next to it.

kristiina
kristiina

i think that shes beautiful. love those boots

ACE
ACE

The woman in pic 2 pushing the cart or "buggy" has a really nice butt!

Megan needs to lose the ugly sunglasses.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Yes, look for these on Ebay (along with her panties)

pat
pat

One of the most beautiful women in the world, period.

Yeah, no
Yeah, no

Oh he got a new acting job? Maybe I should read the captions before commenting, lol. Haven't seen Terminator Chronicles or whatever it's called yet. I just see David Silver, break dancing Vanilla Ice dude from 9021n0.

Yeah, no
Yeah, no

How some dumbass who played the most annoying character on one of the lamest television shows in the last 25 years managed to score this chick is beyond me. She's either dumb as a bucket of hammers or he has a magical penis. There is no other explanation.