Posts from April 2014

Lindsay Lohan & Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!

Photo Credit: Splash News

So, is Chloe Sevigny gonna be Lindsay Lohan’s 2009 scissoring partner or what? Actually, after doing some research (yes, we have a little too much time on our hands), that’s not the case. As of last night, Linds was out with lesbian sex-toy Sam Ronson getting sushi at Miami’s camera whore hotspot, Nobu.

The globetrotting couple (Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson) are in Miami Beach to host a New Year’s Eve bash at the semi-exclusive superclub Mansion.

Oh, and before we forget: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

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2008 Favorite Flashbacks: Kim Kardashian & Reggie Hit The Beach!

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Remember these? Kim & her booty-obsessed man-toy Reggie Bush took a vacation to the Dominican Republic earlier this year. And of course, it was all caught by the paps (who were flew in by Kim Kardashian’s agent).

Anyway, hope everyone’s ready for the big New Years Eve party later tonight. Remember to drink responsibly & please avoid breaking Bastardly’s #1 Rule: Don’t drink too much & be the guy who slept with the ugly girl to start off the year. That’s just bad karma for the rest of the year.

2008 Bikini Favorites: Cora Skinner Lookin’ Hot Back in June!

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Does it really matter who this chick is or what she does for a living, besides, of course, looking extremely delicious in a bikini?!

Beyonce & Jay-Z Enjoy A Pimped-Out Time in St. Barts!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon.

The couple is spending the holidays on a beautiful yacht off the coast of St. Barts in the Caribbean. Who the hell can blame them when American cities are so damn crowded with people (i.e. 5th Ave in NYC) that simply walking a few blocks in the wrong part of the city becomes a painful chore.
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Anyway, it appears Beyonce & Jay-Z had a great time doing pretty much nothing except catching rays, riding jet-skis, and of course, having endless amounts of chocolate-flavored sex on their ultra luxurious yacht. Damn them both!!

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The Latest Movies & How They Performed @ The Box Office

Credit: Box Office Mojo

Anyone watch the boat load of flicks that released over the long weekend? I know a lot of people were watching the numbers closely, so we’ve attached a snapshot from Box Office Mojo.

After a quick glance, it’s more than obvious that The Spirit is the holiday’s biggest disappointment. So much hype & hotness was packed into the flick, so let’s hope they can recover internationally…