Sexy Outtakes From Jessica Alba’s Campari Swimsuit Calendar Shoot!

Yummy, Yummy!

It was a huge week for Jessica Alba with the official launch of her Campari Calendar. As much as we rag on Jessica’s personality, the calendar, although Photoshopped to hell, was pretty damn hot, no doubt!

Oh, and just in case you missed it, Jess partied w/ Mommy Versace & Anorexic Versace, so have fun w/ all the pics!

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Pommybastard
Pommybastard

hey Robby

It doesn't matter if she's a bitch or not...your post simply means you're a malevolent, insignificant twat with a lemur monkey's dick and a pair of raisin balls. Man, I hope your 'wish' generates some hideous fucking karma for you.Dipshit.

Robby
Robby

wow (Uncertified Bastard)

Ugh why does someone always have to bring up Lima?? Well, Adriana Lima facinates me. Not because she's pretty, but because she has flaws that would be considered real ugly on most women, yet she's everyone's fantasy woman! And what also facinates me is how everyone is saying her eyes are gorgeous, when her eyes are sooo tiny..when she smiles it's like she has no eyes at all. On most women small eyes would be "masculine" "mean looking" "ugly"...on Lima, they're gorgeous.

^ ^ ( sorry for the caps, but...) I AGREE, LIMA IS THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS and my WIFE'S DREAMS :)

I don't get this exception everyone has for this girl. I don't think I'll ever get it.

^ ^^^^^

baby, NEITHER DO I!!!! shes vile, a cum dumpster, with herpes to boot!!! huge feet, with as vito says, means...GIANT, GARGANTUAN pussy hole!!!! shes so fucking fugly, pugugly ( just like HER pugs!) plus she thinks she shits ice cream with the hope diamond on top of each turd.

i hope her baby dies, right in FRONT OF HER!!!! then maybe shell do one of a few things

1) get fat from the depression

2) dissappear forever ( OH dont i WISH!!!)

3) slit her wrists ( for attention-- we ALL know she thinks the world wouldnt get along without her---- BWWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sandra
sandra

yes I agree, she lookes better then ever!

ACE
ACE

Motherhood has been very good to Jessica. Hot!

dezo
dezo

That's a joke right?

jennyla
jennyla

I dont think shes that great and why does everyone keep saying shes "uptight", wtf makes someone uptight?

Aisha P
Aisha P

She seems so uptight and bitchy, but she's still got one of prettiest faces out there. Which is a waste really lol.

jamieson
jamieson

wow. she's just too much.

jbv
jbv

Why the hell would anyone want to see her tits?

Sh!tBiscuit
Sh!tBiscuit

She's a stupid, bitchy slut who thinks she's too good to show her tits. F her. That being said, I would spooge in her ass in a second with her kids in the room if I could get away with it.

McPerv
McPerv

On a scale of 1 to 10, a 47.

BobbyJ
BobbyJ

There is no amount of hotness that could overcome how much of a twisted, uninformed cunt she is. Sorry :-(

Lili
Lili

She's absolutley gorgeous!!

juanjo
juanjo

JESSICA it's hot. nobody can denying & cathy it's ok to be jealous.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

JESSICA DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS. I FUCKING HATE JESSICA. FUCKING WHORE JESSICA. FUCKING SLUT JESSICA. FUCKING BITCH JESSICA. FUCKING CUNT JESSICA.

RLO
RLO

I'm liking the scantily clad men, fuck her.

Mundo
Mundo

Looking good....

Eddie W.
Eddie W.

Yes, she is beautiful, but dammit she does not seem like she has fun. I prefer someone not as 'hot' with a great smile + the ability to find the good angle to any situation life throws at her. That's my take on this blah-gorgeous woman.

Sierra
Sierra

Ah Jess my one and only, I do think she looks much better with a little weight on her. Lucky girl. I love that body and that face. I swear I'd pay to have a mouth like that were it not for the fact that I'd just end up looking like an insecure, butchered idiot with no relf respect. I love picture two with the flowing hair.

dorkus2
dorkus2

Sure glad her post-baby boobies are still hot and solid. Woowwwww

junglegirl
junglegirl

Looks good, better than she has in a long time

wow
wow

Ugh why does someone always have to bring up Lima?? Well, Adriana Lima facinates me. Not because she's pretty, but because she has flaws that would be considered real ugly on most women, yet she's everyone's fantasy woman! And what also facinates me is how everyone is saying her eyes are gorgeous, when her eyes are sooo tiny..when she smiles it's like she has no eyes at all. On most women small eyes would be "masculine" "mean looking" "ugly"...on Lima, they're gorgeous.

I don't get this exception everyone has for this girl. I don't think I'll ever get it.

Toomuchtohold
Toomuchtohold

How the fu*k is it a "bikini shoot" when the MILF is not wearing any bikinis? Craptastic!

Some dude
Some dude

She's hotter that Scarlett Johanson or however you spell it. But not as hot as Adriana Lima.

Regardless, she's hotter than any girl I've ever had. I need to make more money.