Eva Mendes & Scarlett Johansson: Today’s Lesbian Sex Fantasy

Last week we posed the question of which chick Samuel L. Jackson should have sex with. Well, Scarlett won, not overwhelmingly but a nice majority. These folks are promoting the hell out of this movie that all the travel and away from the US must be taking a toll on these 2 chicks. I mean, Scarlett is recently married and Eva is a freak. So you can only assume that they must be getting really close after these premieres and photocalls. I’m sure Scarlett’s husband wouldn’t mind if she was getting her sexual needs from Eva, as long as it was documented on video and Eva is a freak so she’s down for whatever. They needs to get Paz Vega back in the mix for their panty raids.

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20 comments
mazarella
mazarella

Duuude you can keep your trugly ladies . I swear i'll take enough of Samuel L. Jackson for the lot of us. promise. 4 keeps!

jennyla
jennyla

one might even say ..ugly

jennyla
jennyla

one might even say ..ugly

KimmyGee
KimmyGee

UhM? HELLO?!!! Insanely sexy celebrity chicks stand before us on our computer screens and we're complaining about ADS flashing on the margins of our monitors? What have the bastards of moejackson.com come to? Don't worry Scarlett, I see you. =P

mr_hankey
mr_hankey

Ads? Where?

(Adblock plus. Use it).

Rhonda
Rhonda

I have regained my senses. Thanks for catching that. Could have been ugly. Phew!

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

Yes.

Now let's go back to pretending that everything is fine and there's no clear cut hierachy here.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Oh shit! I had a momentary lapse of sanity.

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

SSSHHHHH! DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW THINGS ARE RUN AROUND HERE...OR ELSE THE LACKEYS WILL COME AND INSULT YOU....

Rhonda
Rhonda

So, they delete comments from someone complaining about their site, but keep comments personally attacking other posters? And, they do nothing about psychos posting other people's addresses? Hmm. Sounds like certain people in charge don't have their priorities straight.

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

Oops. My bad, the comments dissappeard temoprarily.

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

Hey, they are deleting some of my comments complaining about how slow this blog is getting with all the ads. Next thing you know I will be banned!!

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

Way too many ads on these damn blogs. Time to move on I think...this place is getting obnoxious as hell with all the shit flashing on my screen and stuff. Plus the pages sometimes don't load and in my status bar it'll say that some other website address is trying to load something and its hung. Stupid!!

Rhonda
Rhonda

AND BRING BACK THE TRACKING TAB, DAMMIT!!!

Rhonda
Rhonda

I was wondering why it was slow. So it's all the ads??? I agree...lose the ads.

Hugh G Rection
Hugh G Rection

Am I the only one that things this blog is getting INSANELY slow? There are so many ads and other web addresses loading each time I refresh the page that it is taking forever. How about you lose some of the ads we never click on anyways?

TORO
TORO

Vanilla n chocolate....i always chooce chocolate..this time i'll go for vanilla....Scarlett is just to damn HOT...