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The Devil
The Devil

Are you talking about the one where she's under the covers just awoken with no makeup on?

Really?

There is NO one on the planet who looks good under the covers at 4AM when they just woke up and haven't had the chance to get themselves together.

Boz
Boz

you havent seen Katy's twitter pic yet. If that is prettier than Zooey than I'm a motherfucking Buddha.

the kitten
the kitten

i can see how they resemble each other but zooey is def better and better looking

psm88
psm88

katy perrys current hairstyle is terrible

zooey always looks stunning

The Devil
The Devil

Are you kidding me? Just because you/we don't like Katy Perry's music doesn't change the fact that she's better looking than this girl. Not only is she prettier, she has better legs and boobs. She's all around better.

I just think you think Katy's not "cool" or "ironic" enough for you left-wing hipster/politically correct("I kissed a girl/"U R So Gay") tastes.

I can see why Zooey's winning here

Termagant
Termagant

Katy > this pot-smoking vegan. Zooey just smells of bohemian hipster trash. When you're around Katy at least you don't have to pretend Seth Rogen or Michael Cera are funny, or that Cat Power is really cool.

Katy might grow out of her shtick -- she'll kind of have to -- and be halfway decent. Plus her boobs are bigger.

Leni
Leni

Never been a fan of Zooey but I've changed my mind, she's lovely. Zooey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Katy

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

I want the crack you're smoking.

Zooey's big toe >>>>>> 1000 Katy Perry's.

J
J

Zooey anyday, her sister Emily is hot as well.

Racer X
Racer X

Katy Perry > Can't act to save her life chick

Tray-C
Tray-C

Zooey all the way...

john
john

not only is she hotter

but her music is better

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Yeah, the Markey Mark attack pollen movie isn't the best.

She's supercute and more herself in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and even in Bridge to Tarabithia...She's in a ton of things though....

frenger
frenger

Sorry but in pic 3 she looks super horrible... like she's gonna open her mouth and start talking like fran fine's mother sylvia

Stewie
Stewie

And she sings too, I think she sings something kinda folk, I can't remebember the name of the project, think it is called "She and him" something like that

lolz
lolz

The only thing I've ever seen her in was that M. Knight Marky Mark movie and she didn't strike me as interesting or remarkable in any way. The fact that she looks like that annoying Perry chick just adds to the meh factor.

Razorblade Tongue
Razorblade Tongue

You know what?

It's a beautiful day today. Why? Because I got to see some Zooey.

Now if she'd only ditch the damn tights.

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

If you were to only concentrate on the neck line alone you would see the subtle or suptle but stark difference between the two. Just extrapolate that to every feature and you can see why Zooey's delicate features win out over Katy's blaring anomalies.

Avenging Fist of Mediocrity
Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

Zooey is hotter. Katy looks kind of like Chyna to me; like Katy is Chyna's Mini-Me. I dunno... I know she has her fans but she looks kind of drag queen to me.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

wow...the put zooey and katy back to back and i must say they look like the same exact person...identical...maybe zooey is doing this 'sasha fierce' thing and her alt. ego is katy perry...you never know...but seriously they do like so much alike