Hef’s “Girls Next Door” Are Officially Authors!

Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison & Bridget Marquardt were recently at Caesars Palace in Vegas for a book launch event. I’m pretty sure when they weren’t preoccupied with the task of pleasuring Master Hef, all three ladies put in countless hours writing this soon-to-be NY Times bestseller!

Ok, let’s get back to reality for a second. The new book which features the three hotties on the cover was actually authored by Paul Ruditis. According to Amazon.com, Mr. Rundits apparently has a TON of experience with this type of stuff:

Paul Ruditis has written more than thirty books based on some of the most popular shows on television, including Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Star Trek, The West Wing, and Alias. He is also the author of an original fiction series for teens, DRAMA!, and the novel, Love, Hollywood Style. [Amazon]

I’m sure Paul had more fun working on this book than on any of his previous projects & by “better time” we mean tons of sex, countless writer’s block-fighting handjobs & God knows what else. Lucky bastard! And granted, this job doesn’t involve rubbing lotion on Adriana Lima’s ass, but having your way with Playboy Playmates can’t be all that bad! Ow!

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aurah-leigh
aurah-leigh

i hate hollyy

shes fugg

i do like Bridget

AU Naturale

and oh so hott

DAVE7007
DAVE7007

THEY ARE ALL JUST PROSTITUTES...SLEEPING WITH A 83 YEAR OLD DUDE....LMAO...THEY ARE JUST WHORES...NOW THEY ARE DATING FRIGGING BLACK DUDES....LOL....THEY WENT FROM SLEEPING WITH A WHITE OLD MAN TO SLEEPING WITH MONKEYS....

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

KENDRA,BRIDGET&HOLLY ARE FUCKING WHORES,SLUTS,BITCHES&CUNTS. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I HOPE THESE HOS GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE THEY FUCKING DESERVE. THEIR FUCKING STUPID,UGLY,FAT&FUGLY.

Greg
Greg

Am I the only one that thinks Bridget's the only one of these three that's still pretty hot? Both Kendra and Holly look pretty busted when Playboy's airbrushes aren't working overtime, Bridget looks pretty consistently the same wherever. She doesn't look half as plastic also, which gets more props in my book any day. Holly looks like parts plastered on a mannequin, and Kendra looks like a life-size Barbie with horse teeth.

boo
boo

Holly's boobs scare me. She's still pretty.

Kendra looks like shit as always.

Bridget...whatever. I forgot she was alive.

RockHard
RockHard

Pic 1 & 2 are perfect for my holiday greeting:

Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas

Holly
Holly

Holly seems to have just given up on her appearence since she left the mansion. I mean she always wore the face full of make-up with the dolled up hair and wear a slutty costume to do absoloutely ANYTHING. Nowadays all you get from her is jeans and a baggy jumper with a bare face.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

Holly looks like a Scottsdale housewife. I hate her. Good luck with that Mindfreak douche.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I like Bridget. She's a cutie and seems very sweet. Kendra is hysterical, and Holly looks better with makeup.

ACE
ACE

I see really bright futures for the three of them, now that the money train has left the station.

kendrick
kendrick

i don't know what it is about Kendra that is so sexy to me..

shandi
shandi

no matter how cracked out kendra seems, i still love her. i like that she's not all made up all the time and doesn't really care what other people think about her. if i was a guy, this would be the kind of girl i'd want to go out with.

ass
ass

I smell a Pulizer ... nevermind thats the smell of herpes

lolz
lolz

Bitches look beat.

bustedtee
bustedtee

that trip to london really killed the san diego chargers this season.

Aisha P
Aisha P

Kendra made a mistake with that shirt. It looks like she's on her way to an early 90s dance club.

jennyla
jennyla

yeah Kendra does look to skinny

i'm pretty sure she has a coke problem

HMMMM
HMMMM

KENDRA IS ONE FINE LOOKING BITCH (EXCEPT FOR HER FACE) BUT LOOKS TO BE LOSING QUITE A BIT OF WEIGHT LATELY. SHE HAS ALMOST HIT LOLLYPOP SYNDROME (WHERE DA BITCH LOSES SO MUCH WEIGHT THAT HER HEAD LOOKS LIKE A LOLLYPOP ON A STICK BODY)