Lucky Bastard Nick Cannon in Aspen With Mariah Carey

Are these two still in the rosey-just-married period? I was under the impression that Nick Cannon would’ve committed suicide by now, but I guess he loves the high life a little too much to call it quits so soon.

It’s funny to see how much can change in just a single year! Last December Mariah also hit up Aspen, but did so only with her puppy by her side. From the looks of things, it appears as if Nick Cannon loves living off of Mariah Carey’s millions. After all, who the hell can blame him?! His latest career move involves having as many kids with Mariah Carey as possible before divorce proceedings begin. We wish him luck!!

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Inés
Inés

Someone tell her that those glasses are ugly.

remember when mariah
remember when mariah

was the hottest thing in america? she was so fuckin cute in her xmas vid what the hell happened?

milina
milina

Mariah is dressed like a poodle.

Some Guy
Some Guy

The phrase "Mariah Carey's husband" and "lucky bastard" don't belong in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "Mariah Carey's husband is the polar opposite of a lucky bastard."

Goliano
Goliano

She's supposedly pregnant with multiples.

ed owens
ed owens

I hope little Nick likes fat girls, because his wife is about to explode.

There is either a trip to the Duke University obesity clinic or a Mariah Carey Mu Mu line coming in the very near future.

Cellulite rules eh Nick?

Rhonda
Rhonda

Sorry! I can't find anything really Bastardly to say about them. How about this: The dog is way cuter than Mariah. Does that work? Nick is a really cute golddigger, but I can't say anything Bastardly about him.

wiseblood
wiseblood

Um...this is the Bastardly, We are supposed to make Bastardly comments.

All I wanted to see in this photo was Mariah Carey's camel toe. That's all.

Racer X
Racer X

Ching-a-ling, LOL!

/well played, sir

Rhonda
Rhonda

Nick is so good-looking. They make a cute couple. I don't see them being married a long time, but I hope they do. Even the dog is cute.