Lucky Bastard Prince Harry Sexes Up Chelsy Davy in Mauritius

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When Harry kicks Chelsy Davy lil’ booty to the curb for another hotter chick, I’m pretty sure she’ll spiral into one of the following…

1. Eating disorder
2. Drugs
3. Or, God forbid, suicide

But, then again, I’m pretty sure there will be some rich dude on the sidelines who’ll wanna hit the chick that once had Royal Penis between her legs. If given the chance, who the fuck wouldn’t? It’s not everyday you can bone a chick with this kind of sexual resume, so in her post-Harry life, Chelsy Davy will be sadly reduced to a Bastardly Trophy Fuck—yes, someone you sleep with simply for endless amounts of bragging rights.
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
Sample conversation:

Question: So, who’re you sleeping with these days?

Your Answer: Dude, I’m currently sexing up none other than Prince Harry’s ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy!! She sucked me off just last night!

The Final Result: Automatic respect.

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22 comments
Johnno
Johnno

Typical english teeth?

She's south african, dumbass.

ella
ella

I like Harry he seems like alot of fun

Simon
Simon

what are you looking at her teeth for? are you gay?

RockHard
RockHard

Nothing wrong with her face that a little of my Magic ManGoo couldn't fix

King Dionysus
King Dionysus

The real prince is the one formerly known as Prince.

King Dionysus
King Dionysus

I would like to have a 3 some with her and Emma Watson. Now, bring them to me.

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

Women, being prosties in disguise, always flock around rich men.

shandi
shandi

get outta here batali! gordon has my heart! not your fat ginger ass! harry is the only ginger for me.

Hannah
Hannah

I think prince Harry is hot, not b/c of his bank account. He just is, I think his naughty persona is really sexy.

Stewie
Stewie

Typical english teeth of hers

Rhonda
Rhonda

I couldn't agree more. I think he's becoming better looking than William.

She's got a great body, but like JIMMYD said, her face looks like a mutt.

vanos28
vanos28

Come on girls Harry is not hot his bank account is very hot!!! yeah the chick has nice body the face so and so.

Haha
Haha

He's not hot at all.

Catie
Catie

Who gives a fuck about her?

Prince Harry is HAAAAWWWT!!!

Phrack
Phrack

Harry is da man!

Mario Batali
Mario Batali

come on shandi you know you want my ginger. afterwards i'll cook you a nice Saltimbocca di Pollo. kiss the chef!

me!!
me!!

that's what i tought! she is HOT but kinda buttaface too!

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

THAT GIRL HAS A GREAT BODY, WITH A FACE LIKE A MUTT

shandi
shandi

prince harry is HOT and i want to see what's going on down his happy ginger trail...