Simon Cowell is Building a New Sex-Pad in Exotic Barbados

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Simon Cowell has a new pick-up line for hot women he runs into while working on his various TV shows:

“Hey you wanna fly down to my 10-acre estate in Barbados?”

Bastardly Simon Cowell is being smart & looking out for his man-whoring future. Who wouldn’t if you’re swimming in so much cash? Here are some details about Simon’s new pad:

His $15-million vacation home will sit on 10-acres of exotic land on Barbados. The ultra-luxurious sex-pad will feature mirrored walls in all six bedrooms (great while having sex), a swimming pool (perfect for skinny dipping orgies), and a helipad (sure to make any chick orgasm). Damn you, Simon!! Damn you!!

This new vacation home comes on top of another $7mil property he already owns in the Caribbean. If Simon decides to keep both homes, he can easily sex-up multiple chicks at the same time without any broken hearts. Obviously, the Bastardly Recommendation in this case is to keep both pads & hire a couple assistants to keep track of sexual appointments with various hotties on the island.

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4 comments
Lilo
Lilo

Ain't love grand...*BARF*

Sparks
Sparks

That's not Simon's house. That's the Four Seasons Villas under construction at Batts Rock Beach.

Rhonda
Rhonda

I can't stand him, his hairy chest, or his asshole smile. He grosses me out.

Shash
Shash

Im'a call on simons agent,i think he would be happy to have a thick sista like me on his arm.we all know he down with the swirl lol.simon holla at ya gurl,i will cook you smoked ham and motherfuckin collard greens