Eva Longoria Lookin' For Sex @ Last Night's Critics' Choice Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

After all, who the hell can blame her for looking around for dudes to bang while Tony’s on the road playing ball? Being alone in a city like Los Angeles is not easy, so I’m pretty sure Mario Lopez is over at the Longoria-Parker household more than a few times a week.

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23 comments
gia
gia

i know she has a mouse face & all, but why does she have to wear soooo much icky looking make-up?? she has a cute body & nice hair when its long, but her face isnt all that...its average.

Goliano
Goliano

Seems Chicagoland is well represented on the bastardly. Beverly, a few miles from Oak Lawn.

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

Nothing special here, never was in my opinion. Chicago here too woot woot!

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st.charles but most of my family is in oak lawn

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ahh that's right. the hockey player's gf

JTchicago
JTchicago

South Side! Bourne and raised!

JTchicago
JTchicago

Unclear, but it works well with the "Sloppy Seconds" theme.

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hey from chicago also

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why is she dating one of the 2?

JTchicago
JTchicago

We'll need to ask Elisha Cuthbert about that.

JTchicago
JTchicago

And so annoying that the bondage industry created the "Longoria Ball Gag".

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then... Billy Bush comes over for leftovers as usual

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yea way over rated. she's popular for her loud mouth but her body is average. it wouldn't suprise me if Mario is tagging that. he's doing every other girl

Mundo
Mundo

Geez I thought this chick had more boobs...she seems almost flat chested....and also skinney legs...so what's the big deal with her?

gittus
gittus

oooo, cute dress

Goliano
Goliano

She chose acting instead of fast food.

RockHard
RockHard

I bet she saves herself for Tony by only letting other guys do her in the ass

plulu
plulu

She has better style than the Taco Cabana chic, but seriosuly, Eva is just average. Someone explain it to me. WTF does this chic have going on that makes her so special?

skilligan
skilligan

she is better then the Taco Cabana chick probably, but she may be a little overrated

plulu
plulu

NEVER understood what the big deal. Petite Latina's are a dime a dozen. I get tacos from Taco Cabana on Thurs from a chic that looks just like this.