Boob Review: Minka Kelly Showcases Her Golden Globes

With a quick review of Minka’s Bastardly Category, her Golden Globes showing definitely caught me by surprise! God damn, woman!

Anyway, here’s Salma Hayek from yesterday:
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MansMan
MansMan

Seriously, I think that you have to take the clothes into consideration! Salma looks like she has incredible boobs, but that dress supports them magnificently! Minka on the other hand gets noooo help from that dress, and you can actually see how good they really look - if salma had been wearing that dress too, the boobs could be droopy as hell. Point: You could compare salma´s dress too a wonderbra and minka´s dress to a sportsbra - Its not hard for boobs too look good in a wonderbra - it is too look good in a sportsbra... you know..

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

Good point McPerv...however attitude counts big time. I've motorboated chicks with smaller tits but if they're into it, it makes all the difference in the world. Somehow, I think Salma would be a big pain in the ass...I'll take Minka with her cuter face (which I'll be staring at while motorboating) and her smaller -- but firmer -- tits.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

Agree with you 100% JayRizzle...it's Minka all the way. Although her legs don't look great in photo 9, she's still MUCH cuter (I mean look at #8 one more time) and MUCH less annoying than Hayek. After banging Salma for 3 minutes that fucking accent would drive me nuts and I'd have to strangle her.

Out with the old and in with the new!!

Lilo
Lilo

Wrong chick to compare with, they look like they're gonna go west/east respectively..KRISTE Salma has it goin on!!!

kite string
kite string

and those tits do not take away from her fugly legs. seriously those are some fugly legs. who cares what kind of tits she has for those legs are BLECH!

JTchicago
JTchicago

Some peeps need to get out more often.

JTchicago
JTchicago

Tru, tru. But Minka has to "milk" it (ok, bad pun intended) with a slinky dress while Salma needs no help. That woman can be wrapped in tinfoil and those girls would still be going; BOOOMSHAKALAKA.

JayRizzle
JayRizzle

You guys are seriously fags, this chick is a fucking knockout! Look at those amazing tits, and that face is gorgeous. Anyone who nitpicks about how her legs are "a little thick", needs to check themselves.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Yes! Salma's boobs need some real competition.

JTchicago
JTchicago

At the very least it could have been a matchup with Scarlett Johansson and Salma.

But in this case SALMA

McPerv
McPerv

The question is not who you'd rather bang, it's who you'd rather motorboat. Minka is hotter but I don't think her tits are motorboatable.

Salma is not only huge, she might even still be lactating for that special motorboat bonus. It's no contest.

Peccavi
Peccavi

When the fuck did minka grow those things? I Def. Approve!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Day-am! Minka Kelly is on fire!

ed owens
ed owens

Looks great but she has the pre kankle condition for sure.

ACE
ACE

Maybe so, but it would only be because of Minka's revealing dress.

Rasheed
Rasheed

Now this is seriously hot, show those titties!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Ooh! I hate to say it, but Salma might not win in that match-up. Kelly has really great boobs.

ACE
ACE

C'mon, you can't have a boob match up between Salma and Minka. It's not fair to Minka and disrespectful to Salma. A match up between Kelly Brook and Salma would be more appropriate.

Minka is hot, though.

chanelle
chanelle

how about motorboating these!!

skilligan
skilligan

she is very hot, i don't mind the thick legs, but her boobs are NOT better then Salma's. Salma's have stood the test of time

TORO
TORO

Very cute face..amazing eyes..nice rack...and yes the legs are a little thick but overall she's pretty hot!..

Rhonda
Rhonda

I can't believe Minka's leading over Salma.

diewni
diewni

legs are a bit thick but other than that...pretty hot.