"The Hills" Sluts & Whores Bring The Afternoon Links!

- Audrina Patridge Has A New Set Of Headlights [HollywoodTuna]
- Most Disturbing Breastfeeding Videos of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
- Miss USA Kelli McCarty’s Official Clip from her Porn [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Hudson Wants Darker Roles [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rachael Leigh Cook at the Creative Coalition Inaugural Ball [Celebslam]

- Super Two’s Day: Mariah Carey [Complex]
- MiserAlba Takes On Bill O’Reilly [Dlisted]
- New Paris Hilton Sex Tape [Yeeah!]
- Jamie Gunns in UK Maxim [Derek Hail]
- Who would want to read a Britney autobiography [The Blemish]

- Nicolette Kluijver look-a-like topless [Flabber]
- Alyssa Milano won’t be found axe murdered [Celeb Parasite]
- Spencer Pratt beat his sister’s ex boyfriend bloody [Cele|bitchy]
- well this sounds basatrdly… [The Bastardly Society]

- HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITY TATTOOS [Manofest]
- Victoria Beckham Flashes Some Cleavage [The Grumpiest]
- Sarah Mutch And Violet Budd Sizzle In Maxim [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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33 comments
Goliano
Goliano

Not gettin' any, huh?

bibble
bibble

Audrina would never fuck a saucerlipped coon like you, let alone even give you a second glance.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

hahaha that would be hilarious, hes so so funny!

Goliano
Goliano

Hmm... Cool! That'll work. And no, I don't sound like an Americanized Moss. ;)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Lol noooo i dont sound like her at all!! I sound like abigail clancy but my accent isnt as strong and i speak with a lilt! youtube her! I dont think i have a liverpool accent but people who arent from round here think i do!!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

My god these girls suck. Everyone says they have no talent but I bet they do... However it may not be a talent used outside of the porno industry too often. I would still tap Audrina though.

Goliano
Goliano

And why would you want to?

You know who's voice I imagined when I read that? Katherine Parkinson's Jen Barber character on The IT Crowd. LOL Is your voice anything like her's?

gabriella
gabriella

whoa pg. 9, i didn't know whitney had boobies

omar
omar

i want to fuck lauren and lick her pussy and asshole non stop !

omar
omar

as an ass man like me i say LC has a perfect hot round ass

Rasheed
Rasheed

Whitney Port: A bit cute

Lauren Conrad: Slightly cute (sometimes)

Audrina Patridge: Boring

Heidi Montag: Fuckin ugly

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

haha gosh i can't even get away from my northern ways when i type!!

Goliano
Goliano

thats not true though is it.

Love that accent. ;)

Dooky
Dooky

Do ANY of these chicks have even an ounce of talent?

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

i meant to say laurens face is hard not hot.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

thats not true though is it. Plenty of girls are hot without loads of make up on. Lauren wears loads of make up and she's still not hot. Not ugly but her face is hot. Heidi was the prettiest pre all her cheap surgery. Audrina would be nice with a top lip and normal eyes and no frankentits.

omar
omar

lauren is so hot i fuck them all hard any time

no expert
no expert

sluts do it for fun, whores for something else in return.

higdonius
higdonius

i didn't even realize that was heidi. and audrina almost looks good. what the hell happened to her?

yes, lauren is actually very very hot. if you think she's plain, well, a hot girl is a plain girl with a ton of makeup on.

Glimmer
Glimmer

"the hills' sluts and whores bring the afernoon links and the difference bewteen a slut and a whore ???

come on where are the experts ?? chime in... ;)

Rhonda
Rhonda

LC is so beautiful.

Goliano
Goliano

They've got the right one standing. You're too hot, Marsha Brady.

meg
meg

PAGE FIVE: audrina before the monstrous implants

Mundo
Mundo

Sluts, whores ...I don't care I'll take all home...

Fred
Fred

LC and Audrina are both so cute. Fantasy three-way is swirling in my brain.

Player
Player

Wow - not a big fan except of Audrina but tehy all look really good. Photoshop does wonders!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Yeah, these look old. Heidi's nose hasn't been cut up yet.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

LC has a tache and when she wears foundation it clings to it and she gets like this orange/black fur above her lip. Its gross. They're all average. And talentless. But congratulations to them for doing so well for themselves on no talent.

johnson
johnson

these pictures are probably 3 years old. This was 5 plastic surgeries ago for Heidi

Lucius Hudson
Lucius Hudson

Pic 3 of LC is fucking awesome. Can't wait for everyone to start saying how "ugly" she is, how "plain" and "average" she is. Okay. Righghghghghgt.

cocomademoiselle
cocomademoiselle

i really love audrinas hair in the last pic. and heidi looked way better back then, she wasnt so horsey looking