Caption This! (Shauna Sand Conducts Business on the Beach!)

What happen to her mouth...it looks like somebody punch her recently...please let me know so i can send her nice e-card...

Bye for now..

im only 17 but i wood fuck her hard and lick her longgggggggggggg les, suck her body and kiss her belly button for 12 hours!! i cummed 5 times to these pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You think for two dollar you can play Britney and I'll be K-Fed."

"Honey, I looked it up. No amount of money in the world will buy you class."

"Ouch! I broke a nail!"

Said it before ans I´ll say it again, I want to drown this woman in a tub of acid DISGUSTING!!

Said it before ans I´ll say it again, I want to drown this woman in a tub of acid DISGUSTING!!

She's got the body of a teenager... a boy teenager with massive silicone chichis and fake angieJo lips. And I'm not really bitchy or bitter, well maybe just a little.

Nose job? Look at page 7 bottom pic. That doesn't look like a nose job otherwise she wouldn't have a bulbous tip.

She just oozes class and sophistication.

What a lady.

this bitch is so unbelievably ugly, it makes me want to diarrhea out of my mouth. You guys will go ga-ga over a pair of giant tupperware titties, which by the way are badly done, just look up pics of her franken-nipples. and her straw-like bleached hair looks sick and fragile. Her years of tanning makes her skin look wrinkled and aged. and Im not even gonna go there with that mug of hers.

Awesome body. Incredibly banged-up face. Sad really.

Classy Lady .... NOT

How short is she? Seriously maybe she should starting dating minime, she won't need them shoes 24/7 then.

i would have never have guessed i would be reading tutorials about poop particles, thongs, and babywipes today. funny

good words!

" The deal is $100 for a BJ, $200 for regular sex, and $300 for anal. Momma needs a new pair of hooker heels "

heh heh

"so that will be $40 for the nastiest, skankiest fish taco you have ever had, oh and a blowjob is extra"

This hideous bitch is EVERYTHING that is wrong with Hollywood, I hope she gets hit by a big mack truck, she is disgusting in EVERY aspect.

what's wrong with that?

Her bikini looks like tacky lingerie.

um are you kidding me?

it looks like she might have lasered out a tattoo...but that's just what it looks like to me :)

The problem with cotton thongs is that they really pick up the shit off your anus and hang on to it. If you're wearing a thong, you HAVE to carry baby wipes -- wipe with dry toilet paper and your shit covered asshole will cover your cotton thong with bits of shit and even though it's a small bit of shit man it stinks like hell.

Nylon thongs pick up the smell a bit less but again you want to carry baby wipes.

In the end thongs are disgusting because every time you fart the fart and feces particles go DIRECTLY onto the thong with no room to expand and be spread out over air.

DO NOT WEAR THONGS!!

Shes hot !! lol

Check out Pic 5 on her thigh, huge scar..??

Albeit she looks strange and kind of deformed (idk WHAT THE FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE THINKING WITH LIPS)... I think she looks good.

herpes never looked so good

1. Fake tits

2. Nose job

3. fake lips

4. spray tan

5. blonde hair dye

6. poor tats

7. piercings

She's FAKE in every aspect of the word. All that work done to look like that, and she left her ass flat. I bet she even wears those fake blue contacts like Paris Hilton does.

Caption..Hey we agreed $100 per hour! plus an extra #50 for the blow-job!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't hit it if she paid me.

Can you imagine a super STD face-to-face stand off between her and Paris Hilton? Who's disease would win? Oh, the dude here is waaay too much into his own arms.

Glorious beach whore supreme. Does she have a clue to what life is, or what the real world is about?

Someone should tell that dude that you don't take Sand to the beach. Pah-rump-pump!

Shauna: "These aren't euros! I only get paid in euros, BITCH!"

caption for pic with the money being shown..

as long as i can hold the penis in one hand/i'll do it !

:)

i think she has really great toned legs

how does she walk in those shoes in the sand though lol?