Beyonce’s Nipple-Flavored Wardrobe Malfunction @ 2009 Oscars

I know this is kinda sad (in a “who gives a shit?” kind of way), but as you know, we’re in the business of reporting bullshit celebrity news that no one gives a shit about but gives a shit about. So with that in hand, check the close-up on page two…

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