Sarah Jessica Parker Was All Butta @ 2009 Oscars

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Lucky for her she has a huge rack b/c they definitely help in keeping the attention off her face…

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WhoaJum
WhoaJum

WOOF WOOF!!! I mean Heehheheeheheee Whoa Horsey!!!!

Girlswannascrewme
Girlswannascrewme

Her forehead and face looks harder than a mountain goats! You know I really feel she needs a full-body brownbag.

shandi
shandi

i love you sarah jessica! you're my favorite!

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Neither is calling your mother a whore.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

I wonder if the boobs are still real. At least her character claimed they were in LA Story back when she was hot and cute.

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Calling Jews ugly is not racist. Deal with, Fucker.

James Deluxe
James Deluxe

I like her boobs but that's it. She's not really a beautiful woman... :(

ass
ass

her husband murdered some people in ireland

ass
ass

her husband murder some people in ireland

jjm
jjm

I never made it to the face. The back of her head looked good in my lap though!

sflkjd
sflkjd

Sorry, it's both. Try educating yourself. At least your name is fitting.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

JUDAISM IS A RELIGION,NOT A RACE.GO EAT YOUR FATHERS DRIPPING MANHOLE.

JPRichardson
JPRichardson

Sarah... you are so beautifuuuul... to meeeeeee...

fucker
fucker

What the fuck is with all the fucking racist fuckasses on this site? Go eat your mother's dick.

Teq
Teq

We all grow old, but this...

this is a disaster, I think part of the problem is that hideous makeup.

horny guy
horny guy

it kills me when you hear people say "oh the beautiful SJ Parker", or "the beautiful Sandra OH" how bout just "the rich SJ Parker" she's nasty ugly...and either that's one hell of a push up bra or she had them done

dorkus2
dorkus2

those tits only look good when they get massive uplifting support. Otherwise, not so big, not so lovely anymore.

McPerv
McPerv

How long is Broderick going to keep this up? He's not even pretending to be proud to be with her.

dave
dave

she's Jewish, I hope you didn't expect her to be a beauty.

lolz
lolz

Poor, poor Ferris Bueller.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

bar is what sarah could have been with better genes.lol jews

spanky
spanky

she looks like Bar Rafaeli, and both of them are as ugly as a foot.

Tapper
Tapper

Just imagine her star power if she didn't look like Sea Biscuit. What a shame for her.

Also, can you imagine waking up next to that and seeing it with no makeup or hair? Yikes!

Honey
Honey

Her mane is so nice and shiny.

Leni
Leni

horse in a dress

Ali
Ali

the boobs look like cupcakes on a plate

azdesertrat
azdesertrat

You take the kick in the balls and I'll take her. I can always do it in the dark.

Dink
Dink

Hello Land O' Lakes! I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

....but tits in pain are hot.

TORO
TORO

Uglier then a kick in the balls!!...Mas fea!!

skilligan
skilligan

breasts look good, u know what you're getting from her so its no surprises here

Farmer Ted
Farmer Ted

The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be... (the tits are good though)