Monthly Archives: March 2009

Candice Swanepoel Brings The Afternoon Links!

- Jennifer Ellison Busts Out In Nuts [HollywoodTuna]
– Sexiest Hot-Girls-Pranking Videos [CO-ED Magazine]
– Pam Anderson Boring Beach Action [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Rachael Ray Learns To Talk Differently [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Audrina Patridge is leaving The Hills [Celebslam]

– The Hottest Import Models [Complex]
– DWTS: The End Of The Woz? [Dlisted]
– Lily Allen Cutewatch ‘09 [Yeeah!]
– Zoe Salmon in FHM [Derek Hail]
– Queen Latifah got sued [The Blemish]

– Vikki Blows is loaded [Flabber]
– Lindsay Lohan Pals it Up with a Porn King [Celeb Parasite]
– 50 Cent & Britney Spears have ghost Twitterers [Cele|bitchy]
– Our Lady Peace’s “Naveed” Record…. [The Bastardly Society]

– HOTTEST SLAVE PRINCESS LEIA BIKINI PHOTOS [Manofest]
– Bar Rafaeli See Through Top Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Kristen Bell’s Leggy Vanity Fair Outtakes [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Ummm, WTF Is Happening To Christina Milian?! God Daaayyyum!

Photo Credit: Kaminski / Splash News

Is it just me or is The-Dream (a.k.a. Terius Youngdell Nash) ruining Christina Milian’s hotness rating? She looks like a straight up corner-prostitute with a bad makeover in these pics. Did Christina stop looking at the mirror or is she smoking some sort of funky crack while cruising around with her new boy-toy.

As recently reported, industry insiders have publicly commented on Christina Milian’s new look—especially the freaky new hair color, but The-Dream apparently approves.

You guys be the judge! Here’s Christina in a bikini last January:
See full set here!

And, here she is earlier this afternoon in L.A.:
Photo Credit: Kaminski / Splash News

Gisele Bundchen: Vanity Fair Magazine, May 2009

In this issue, Gisele Bundchen talks about things like her marriage, being a stepmother, the whole thing with Bridget Moynahan, etc…

“It was definitely a surprise for both of us,” the supermodel, 28, tells Leslie Bennetts for Vanity Fair’s May issue. Yet the baby’s arrival in their lives, Bündchen insists, has not detracted from her bliss. In fact, little John Edward has contributed to it.

“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good!” she says “And then, Whoops – wake-up call!” Read More

Alessandra Ambrosio Partied At Mynt Nightclub in South Beach!

Alessandra Ambrosio strikes a pose with the DJ at Mynt this past weekend.

I wish we knew about this event much earlier b/c this would’ve definitely qualified as a Bastardly Business Trip, in which case Jackson & I would’ve flown down to Miami to party it up with Alessandra Ambrosio (that’s assuming we could’ve bribed our way into the joint, of course).

The Brazilian Goddess / new mommy Alessandra Ambrosio hosted a party over at Miami’s popular Mynt Lounge. For those of you living down there, you better check this place b/c (like every other club in South Beach), Mynt is literally overflowing with hotties. We’re including a selection of pics from previous parties held at the lounge to help pimp the club.

Today’s Megan Fox Random Un-Newsworthy Candid Photos!

Yup, another day, another set of Megan Fox candid photos of her not doing much but we post them anyways. This time Megan was apparently shopping at the Gucci store in Glendale. I can’t confirm that since she’s not carrying any Gucci shopping bags with her purchase but we’ll just go with that story.

So far this year we’ve done a crapload of Megan Fox posts but only 2 are of her at events (recently at the Kids’ Choice Awards). Hell, atleast yesterday’s post she was holding possible aromatherapy candles to purchase but even that’s not newsworthy. However, if we had ground rules for Megan Fox posts then we might not have posted her short denim shorts photos… and those were nice.

Ashley Tisdale @ Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

Did anyone buy Ashley Tisdale’s first album, Headstrong? Well, she’s coming out with a second album later this year, Guilty Pleasure. The first single from the album is, “It’s Alright, It’s OK”.

“I went in knowing exactly what I wanted to do and the message I wanted to put out there, which is that I’m 23 and I’m not just the cute, bubbly blonde girl you know from Disney,” Tisdale said of her latest studio venture. “I have a tougher side and I love rock music, which are things people probably don’t know about me.” Source

Emmy Rossum @ Perez Hilton’s Birthday Party

Remember Emmy Rossum is in the current issue of Details Magazine and those sexy photos are damn hot! Anyways, in the issue, she talks about the changes moving from NYC to LA.

“I miss New York,” Rossum, 22, tells Details for its April issue. “I miss the noise at night. If it’s too quiet here I can’t sleep. I want one of those noise generators that make beautiful wind chimes – only I want one that makes car alarms.” Source

Did Paris Hilton Give Doug Reinhardt Herpes? HELL YEAH!!!

Didn’t Ultra-Cool Doug Reinhardt take our warnings of Paris Hilton infecting the Pacific Ocean and Atlantic Ocean seriously!? Her infections travel in many ways and still he had to go and eat the tuna. Poor bastard. Hah! If he’d stayed with Amanda Bynes I’d say odds of being STD-free would’ve been more likely. Don’t worry Doug, it’s not like we’re going to make a big deal about it… well, except for the photo below (for now).


Jennifer Love Hewitt Uses Wisk Laundry Detergent!

We recently saw Jennifer Love Hewitt in Mexico with latest boyfriend, (balding) Jamie Kennedy. Here’s what that lucky bastard recently said about his thing for Ms. Love.

“I’m in love, and I don’t care. I thought it was something I would find in my 40s. It’s like, ‘Wow, you are hot. You can sing, you can dance, you’re, like, so smart and, wow, you can cook pasta fagioli too.’ ” Source

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