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Melissa Theuriau: Bikini Pics In Miami (Topless Shots Too!)

All I gotta say is Melissa Theuriau’s husband is one lucky bastard. The couple is still in Miami enjoying the pool, probably after one of their morning runs and multiple sex sessions. This leads to the poll question…

Anyway, for those of you bastards who’ve forgotten Ms. Theuriau, we’ll remind you with a couple posts:
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sophia2030
sophia2030

Hi cutie, Could you hit me up on--- RichFlirts.C'om---

A dating club for successful, beautiful people.

I am a smart&pretty gal. seeking a sweet man.

pls Check out my username myshine,serious...

Boz
Boz

true.

WiseMan
WiseMan

Love really is blind in this case.

IamLegend_2000
IamLegend_2000

lady's gotta have a heart to love a guy with a handicap....that makes her special in my book

aditya sehgal
aditya sehgal

she looks very beautiful on tv. she is well endowed. she has her choice which needs to be respected. melissa, i love you for that!!

Neo
Neo

She is soooo Sexy!

And that guy looks like a freakin malnourished 12-year old kid. Doucheness personified.

Plus, she looks so horny in these pics! I'm available honey, leave that fag ass. :)

Jackie O
Jackie O

her husband looks like 13 year old boy.

and she has the nipples of a black woman!

sweet pea
sweet pea

Trust me we get tired of banging you too! MEN!

Raoul
Raoul

Show me a beautuful woman and i'll show you a man who is tired of fucking her...

Stewie
Stewie

In fact, they're usually sour, bitter and rough people, here in Brasil the biggest part of comedians are very bad humored, moody people, not funny outside their sketches and shows

Stewie
Stewie

I thought the same and I appreciate your sincerity in admitting it, almost everbody gets uncomfortable with abnormal things, that's the nature

Anyway, she MUST be a wonderful gal, better than some that ditch me beacuse of my height (1,67 metres, roughly 5'6") major props to her and to this guy who actually is sampling something the most of us will never do

McPerv
McPerv

Damn where are the prego pics? I can't believe she let this dude put his seed in her, I could've given her better stock.

moron_
moron_

I was just being sarcastic on the good looking men comment because your phrasing makes it seem like an either/or case of human characteristics which as we all know is too simplistic and reductive of an explanation.

Your premise implies that women only go out with average men as a means of control. This rubs me the wrong way because you strike out all other possibilities which are much likely in the realm of possibilities, like a good personality or even, dare I say, money. While it may be true that some women like control, this is a characteristic that is abusive and limited to only a small number of women. To say that many women date average to ugly men because they want control (because they think they won't cheat) is the same as saying many men date sweet women as a means of control (because they won't speak up when beaten). This is obviously not true. To control is abusive behavior and unhealthy, as you have said to yourself, so it does not follow that it is something that most of the female or male population would want out a relationship. The likelier scenario is that women date average to ugly men simply because there are more of them than super good-looking men (especially good-looking men who are successful) and because women are not as visually oriented as men are. Women seek stability more so than other qualities and stability by extension translates to both personality and socioeconomic status. Is it so difficult to imagine that she finds him to be suitable husband material because he's a nice guy and because he can support her and their baby? Judging from these pictures, it even seems to be the case that she likes his company more than he likes hers. All people are likely to cheat, but I don't think women or men go into a relationship thinking: "This person won't cheat on me because he/she is average looking." If anything, it's more like: "This person is a NICE person, therefore I don't think he/she is the type to cheat."

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

all kinds of people cheat. THAT's my point. many women date ugly guys because they seem least likely to cheat, ( a false notion that their opporunities to cheat are less likely, because of their ugliness) ugly guys can cheat as well as good looking ones, if not more.

The Dude
The Dude

a piece of ass like that all over him and weasel boy there looks ready to pepper spray her..

jennyla
jennyla

She looks like a fucking pedophile in the first picture. Gross!!

JTchicago
JTchicago

That's fucking Hi-larry-ous! Money talks, BS walks. lol. Nice guys don't get laid.

whiteboy
whiteboy

he looks like a monkey boy. Must have cash and a cock cuz i can't see anything else.

lynn
lynn

That is definately one unusual looking couple

YHBT
YHBT

i wouldn't say feminie but more like a t-rex. seroiusly, he has little dinosaur arms. IhaveAbigHEADandLITTLEarms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gag
gag

What a faggot! I cant believe he's not even taking advantage of her.

Buck Nasty
Buck Nasty

Fucking hairy ass dude w/ ladies shoes.

moron_
moron_

So what, good looking men don't cheat? Nice try, but epic fail. Perhaps she just likes him.

horny guy
horny guy

If she wants to hang with a guy who's happy...I'm available

negator
negator

most comedians arent funny in real life

JJ
JJ

He's a comedian. Women love funny dudes. Maybe he makes her laugh a lot.

TORO
TORO

Her Face is so amazing...body is great!

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

just change your gait. Make it look like you have a limp or something, you'll be reet.

Some Guy
Some Guy

She looks great for someone who had a baby not long ago.

I feel kinda uncomfortable looking at him. Good for her, though, for not being superficial.

Tapper
Tapper

I have no chance in this life. I'm not wealthy, I don't have any connections in the entertainment industry and I don't have a 17-inch dick, either. Shit, now I find out that I need a physical defect to score and I don't even have that.

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

many(not all) females like going out with average/ugly looking dudes, because they think since the dude is ugly no one else would want them;therefore, he would NEVER cheat on her.

meanwhile he's cheating on them with the 10 other women who think he'd never cheat on them.

its a control thing.

not a healthy relationship in my eyes.

love isnt about control.

JayRizzle
JayRizzle

Dude is wearing women's shoes in pic 2...I guess she likes em light in the pants.

dorkus2
dorkus2

skinny ugly little fuk. and he looks really bored or annoyed by her attention. I say he's 90% gay.

Boz
Boz

That retard man gets to Melissa ass? that's amazing.

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

well, that was a fap and a laugh.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

He looks like shes really pissing him off, or maybe its just because someones taking pictures of them. Shes gorgeous, really good figure.

maz
maz

i reckon he was really hot in amelie.. i didn't even realise he had a dicky arm..

have to be bad pictures, dudes hot.

lucie
lucie

he *was still young (...) sry

lucie
lucie

im french. well jamel had his train accident before he met her, he still young when it happened.

BTW she had a child back in december, so she got back in shape pretty fast. Guess that's why her tummy isn't as flat as it used to be.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Considering there are plenty of better looking and richer bachelors out there for her to have, it would have to be personality. Either that or he knows how to practice tantric sex. Or he knows a good witch doctor.

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

That's it. I'm starting french lessons so I can migrate to France.

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

She looks so good with less clothes!

PoeIsGone
PoeIsGone

He's so so cute/sweet in Amélie

bobino
bobino

did he have the train accident before he met her or after? You gotta give her props for being with a dude like that.

Personally, I'm always majorly creeped out by deformities. Yeah it's shallow, but at least I admit it.

I bet she is actually a pretty good person. Better than me!

shandi
shandi

brown nipples look so weird to me

jayd
jayd

the fucker looks annoyed hahah

nothing but respect for him

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

Nice body and breasts, her husband looks gross and extremely annoyed with her.