Breaking! Megan Fox Sexing-up B.A.G. Again! Drives A Mercedes G550!

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First off, if you haven’t noticed it, the Mercedes G-ride is officially the new celebrity car. I swear, just over the past week, we’ve posted a couple celebs driving one of these $100k+ luxury SUVs around L.A. (Ashley Tisdale, Joe Jonas & more).
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Anyway, on to more important news: What the fuck is Brian Austin Green doing shopping around for furniture with Megan Fox? After all, didn’t they break-up recently?! Let’s hope he bought his way back in b/c let’s admit, if you have a few million “90210″ dollars in the bank, it’s more than alright to drop $100k in order to have sex with Megan Fox again. I’d place around a $250k ceiling on Megan Fox’s ass, so from that standpoint, Mr. Super Douche got a bargain. Just look at this pic & tell me I’m wrong…
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46 comments
richturd shitfling
richturd shitfling

Oh, I'll be making yogurt...in my pants! OH!

I RAPE KIDS! I RAPE KIDS!

cumshotboy
cumshotboy

she is 100 times hotter and prettier than a.lima. i love her tat's they match to her.she can even wear a potatoe sack and she would look in it like a goddess. why is she so underrated and that bitch lima so overrated. go girl go girl ..your perfect ten

tap
tap

In every picture ever taken her eyes are blue. So unless she has worn those contacts non-stop since she was 15, blue is her natural colour.

anon
anon

yes, I heard her natural color is that hazely yellowish crud color.

Bellezza Italiana
Bellezza Italiana

I'm just curious. I was talking to someone about Megan Fox and saying that I love her blue eyes-dark hair combo, I think its striking but was told her eyes are actually brown-that she wears contacts, does anyone know if this is true?

anon
anon

to look "perfect" in jeans, you need a ghetto bootay. Megan, you fall flat..haha I couldn't resist.

averagedude
averagedude

I'd fuck her but I think she secretly lives in a trailer park and strips at the tavern for extra money. Jessica Biel exudes class, fitness and SEX all at the same time.

Kristin
Kristin

I'm glad you didn't think so.

lisa
lisa

BAG is HOT!!!!! And Megan has a pancake type ass. (she is pretty though) She also seems really insecure about her boobs so that is a turnoff to me, not sure about you guys.

shandi
shandi

why do all you guys have to keep bagging on BAG? he is hot as hell.

J
J

I agree, she has no ass

brent
brent

fucking hot but I hate her flat ass. I'm a titsandass man and she's empty on both (pushup bra and chicken cutlets in there I think)

J
J

I freaking hate that douchebag BAG, look at his gay cardigan, Megan what the hell is wrong with you?

NR.pain III
NR.pain III

thats what fuckers do on pg #5, rush to take up the good spots and end up having fatal scent

YUMMY
YUMMY

I WANNA FINGER HER PUSSY

Hunter
Hunter

From the front she is beyond hot but her lack of ass sucks. She need to hit the stairmaster for a while and do some squats.

betty
betty

she looks perfect in those jeans..

vanos28
vanos28

i guess is boring to repeat myself but i will say it again - she looks fine

Sierra
Sierra

Her body looks good.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Megan could be the number 1 box office porn actress of all time if she wanted to explore a different career path. Hopefully she won't wait as long as Kelli McCarty to cash in.

YHBT
YHBT

obviously you need to stop with these stupid lame ass commnets and "jokes" of yours. no one is amused

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Yes...He paint all her mail with black spray paint. She can't figue out what he knows...She just knows she is being black mailed.

Obviously I'm kidding, but Megan doesn't look bright.....So, this may not be far off.

Bowser
Bowser

One of my favorite girls. Once again she's looking damn good.

YHBT
YHBT

the MB g wagon is ugly and stupid. 100,250 for that? why does megan fox need that? she is not a soccer mom, oh wait, she needs it to drive this deadbeat and his kid around. haha.

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

at first i thought those where from the af1 charles barkley pack but they not! silly me! what are they? I MUST KNOW! WHERE DID BAG GET SUCH FLY KICKS?!?!?!?!?!

YHBT
YHBT

look at her the first pic but imagine how it really is. the G benz is really a trailer and she is 14 all over again standing lolita like teasing all the 30yr. beer gut men to stare and tell her how they want to fuck her.

TORO
TORO

Why?? Why??....n BTW she look's amazing as always!!...Mamacita!!! esta preciosa!!

Player
Player

Moe, if any truth to that - please pursue those leads and share with the rest of your bastards

MissCaribbean
MissCaribbean

Nobody can do it like she does, she's got this extra thing, don't know what it is, but that sets her apart.

Some Guy
Some Guy

I told you not to believe they were done. Until they release a joint statement to that effect, I won't believe anything the tabloids say.

Moelicious
Moelicious

He probably blackmails her with sex tapes.

fucker.

Kyle
Kyle

Love that her lips are back to normal. Her body is insane! No one else takes better candids just walking around.

skilligan
skilligan

how does brian austin green 10 years past his prime on 90210 still have the HOTTEST girl in the america?

Chara
Chara

she's perfect

didn't anybody notice that she has done something to her hair?

Lea
Lea

this woman is just plain sexy!

she just radiates sex appeal!

i don't care about her cheap looking tatoos or her lack of style(although those jeans fit perfectly!) or the fact that she does come of as not so natural she is still FREAKIN SEXY.

but i don't think she's beautiful.

Kristin
Kristin

chanelle, if you just now noticed that, then you've been living under a rock. LOL

chanelle
chanelle

megan is a very very beautiful girl

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Curse this woman and her sexy powers. They are too much for my mind to take. If this is trash, the put me in the trash heap and lock me there forever. GOD DAMN!!!

Sasss
Sasss

I don´t know much about that stuff but that Mercedes is fucking ugly!