Confirmed! Star Magazine Claims Rihanna & Chris Brown Are Married!

Way to go, Rihanna!!

“All she’s ever wanted was to be with him forever,” a source tells Star. “Rihanna is looking for the husband-and-two-kids deal before she turns 25. She believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris. She was totally up front and confessed to him, ‘I can’t live without you.’” [Source]


29 comments
Boz
Boz

can't she realize that that son of a bitch is going to hit her even worse? stupid girl.

Foxxy Cleopatra*
Foxxy Cleopatra*

yeah really. This story is starting to lose interest.....

Bellezza Italiana
Bellezza Italiana

I wouldn't exactly consider Star magazine to be all that legitimate.

chris brown's a BITCH
chris brown's a BITCH

Christopher Brown and Robyn F. have been involved in a dating relationship for approximately one and a half years. On Sunday February 8, 2009 and 0025 hours, Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown’s cellular telephone and observed a three page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with. A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against the passenger window of the vehicle causing an approximate one inch raised circular contusion. Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in his vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, “I’m going to beat the shit out of you when we get home! You wait and see!” Robyn F. picked up her cellular telephone and called her personal assistant, Jennifer Rosales at (818)523-XXXX. Rosales did not answer the telephone but while her voicemail greeting was playing, Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, “I’m on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.” (This statement was made while the greeting was playing and was not captured as a message). After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, “You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!” Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in an attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown. Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand. Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown then snatched the cellular phone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand. Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it. Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness. She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet causing several contusions. Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

im of the opinion that RIHANNA IS A CUNT AND DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS.There,i said it. CHRIS BROWN IS A DOUCHE THOUGH. I HOPE HE CUTS HIMSELF SHAVING AND IT REALLY STINGS. OH THE JOYS OF DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

You sound so cold and bitter and why are you so bothered anyway? Does your whole pathetic life revolve around chris brown and rhianna or some shit?BITCH,YOU HAVE PROBLEMS!

Stewie
Stewie

She probably has no self love, and projects it on her partner, creating some dependcy on him, which is quite sad and possible to psychological treatment, I will no go as far as saying that she deserves to be beaten again cos she doesn't, but is quite clear that she has no self respet

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

i'm just waiting for the ugly arse kids to go and drive off a cliff, then my life would be complete

anon
anon

A shame if it's true considering she could most anyone she likes. She's that damn hot.

johndoes
johndoes

unfortunately, many women cannot distinguished between co-dependency and love and in Rihanna case, if this news turns out to be true, she is the former

Goliano
Goliano

Uh huh. The next thing you'll be tellin' me is Michael Jackson is Black!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Dude! Chupacabras are real. I read about them in the Enquirer and on the internet.

TORO
TORO

THIS WAS THE MOST WEIRD WAY TO PURPOSE!!!...i have to admit it...it was original...first beat the shit out of her...then get married...is CHRISS FROM PAKISTAN??

Goliano
Goliano

I'd have to read it in the News of the World, next to another Chupacabras or bat boy sighting, in order to believe it. Gotta be sure about these things.

G DUBYA B
G DUBYA B

ShaDerricka keep your loud ghetto-ass mouth shut and go back to block! Lil Ray Ray is waiting for you.

McPerv
McPerv

How clever to say it is "Confirmed!" that Star Magazine "Claims. . . ."

Confirming a claim does make a claim confirmed.

Not saying it's not true, though. If they are married, she can refuse to testify against him at least once on charges alleging violence against her. His lawyers probably told him he better woo her back, marry her, and not slap her around until after the trial.

tool
tool

So how many other women want to be hit when drama starts?

Tapper
Tapper

I just put Mrs. Tapper's engagement ring on a cupcake. Never thought of trying to kill her as a way to propose marriage. That boy has some imagination!

slappy
slappy

I hope he kicks her ass for the rest of their lives together.

Dooky
Dooky

she really is a damn fool

moron_
moron_

Because nothing screams matrimony like a beat down...

YouAintShit
YouAintShit

Chris ain't shit, his momma ain't shit, his daddy ain't shit, his rented whips ain't shit, his kicks ain't shit, Rihanna ain't shit/ dumb ass bitch/ got her ass kicked/ She ain't shit, Chris Brown ain't shit/ Star ain't shit/ not the fatass bitch/ but the magazine/ who writes this shit!

AIN'T NONE OF THEM SHIT ! !

YouAintShit
YouAintShit

Chris ain't shit, his momma ain't shit, his daddy ain't shit, his rented whips ain't shit, his kicks ain't shit, Rihanna ain't shit/ dumb ass bitch/ got her ass kicked/ She ain't shit, Chris Brown ain't shit/ Star ain't shit/ and not the fatass bitch/ but the magazine/ who writes this shit!

AIN'T NONE OF THEM SHIT ! !

Rhonda
Rhonda

Well, if it's in Star then it must be true. LOL! Lord, I hope it's not.

Mundo
Mundo

Ha funny shit...he did it once he'll do it again, that is a fact. Well she can always turn the other cheek I guess...the one that isn't messed up yet.