16-Year Old Miley Cyrus Wrote A 272 Page Book About Herself

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
These were snapped at the 5th Ave Barnes & Noble in NYC.

This book hit shelves on March 3rd & Amazon already has a couple used copies, so that doesn’t bode well for the book’s long-term potential (and by long-term we mean, 6 to 8 weeks). I haven’t seen the book myself, but I’m sure at last 225 pages are filled with pics of Miley.

The book is meant for 9-12 year olds, so hands-off, all you 40-year old shady bastards. We know you’re still gonna walk into the local bookstore & pretend to be buying it as a birthday gift for your nonexistent 9-year old niece.

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scythist
scythist

1. quit smoking weed

2. please stfu, (not gonna rag on your shity ass opinions)

3. go fuck yourself

Fucked Up
Fucked Up

It's gotta be fucked up when the only thing hot about you is that you're under 18. Physically, you're meh, but men are interested in you purely because you're under 18.

Then the day you turn 18 you become sexually worthless. And since your only worth before 18 was sexual, you are ENTIRELY worthless.

Pathetic. This girl is ugly with a skinny body. That's it. There's nothing hot about her.

PLENTY of incredibly hot underage chicks out there, but she isn't even close.

Racer X
Racer X

Is this a coloring book?

/garbage

TORO
TORO

WTF...first Britney didn't suicide n make's a come back, then Rihana "married" Bitch hitter C Brown...now a Miley's book (272 Pages of non-sense n stupidity)...now this wolrd is going to fucking hell!! To FUCKING HEEEELL!!!!

Skaky
Skaky

i would like to buy this book just to see WHAT THE HELL did she write about on 272 pages...-.-''

xD

Miko Mako
Miko Mako

Those titties are ready to burst.

wiseblood
wiseblood

she has 272 pages of things to talk about? really?

does any of it involve how Billy Ray BEGGED her to get into singing because he was on his last "Achy Breaky" dollars at a Burger King drive thru?

shaun
shaun

She's ordinary and worthless. The day she turns 18 people will stop caring about her.

hella
hella

first picture is really good- because its the first time wen i see her and think that shes really attractive!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Three things:

1. She looks like trash (as usual).

2. She didn't write the book (hello, ghost writer!).

3. I am NOT 40 years old.

dorkus2
dorkus2

Celebs her age usually get language arts school credit for writing these auto bios. But I still think she let a ghost writer do the work as she colored in the spaces and connected the dots with her crayons. Oh, nice looon legs in photo!! Mmmmm,,,,

jjm
jjm

Plagiarism is the use or close imitation of the language and ideas of another author and representation of them as one's own original work.