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ninja...
ninja...

Fiddy: "Come on if you can knock out a gold tooth it's yours."

Fiddy: *nobody knows that I have soxs embroidered on my hat... and hat embroidered on my soxs... oblivious punk mothafuckas!"

Fiddy: " Hi sir. How would you like to have reliable car insurance, for only 50 cents a day? ...You would? Ok, just listen to my ipod... hehe, i kinda rap the whole contract to you. Thought'd be cute bitch!"

Fiddy: "I rap about shooting gangstas in the face. Yet Mohammad from Wisconsin gets a body cavity search. Cause i'm famous motha, fuck, bitch, ho, chicken head, ghetto rats..."

Fiddy: "Did anybody watch last night's lifetime movie? The ending broke my heart... HUH!? What there's cameras here? OKAY WHO WANTS THE TASTE SLAPPED OUT THERE MOUTH FIRST *secretly thinks... "bitch ass paps are cutting into my episode of wife swap*!!!

Fiddy: "You better still know who I am and be a motherfucking fan... or... I'll... put out another album and try to win you back...

Fiddy: My motto is: Watch the nickels and the dimes. The bills will take care of themselves. word fiddy..."

jjm
jjm

"I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!"

Big Papi
Big Papi

Somebody give him a Tupac lead salad already.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Two Quarters is just pathetic...

Mundo
Mundo

So who peeeed in his Wheaties?

dorkus2
dorkus2

I take offense to him wearing a White Sox hat. I"M a Sox fan; he's not a real Sox fan,,the White Sox don't need him. Otherwise, he has that nice Mike Tyson look right now.

jennyla
jennyla

i ain't scared 50

try it and see what happens!!

jennyla
jennyla

hahah OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! :O

Glimmer
Glimmer

i doubt marriage would stop 50....

frank drebin
frank drebin

"kendra's getting married? damnit i didn't get a piece!"