Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics w/ Slade Smiley in Newport Harbor

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So Gretchen Rossi is one of the chicks on The Real Housewives of Orange County and Slade Smiley who was linked to Jo De La Rosa. Hell I don’t watch this show, I have no goddamn clue.

Anyways, Gretchen is recently widowed. Her story goes in a nutshell: she was engaged to, Jeff Beitzel, who was 24 years older than her. He passed-away from leukemia. He had proposed to Gretchen and she accepted knowing that he had a 15% chance of survival. Anyways, Jeff passed-away last September. They had set a wedding date for December 20, 2009. Anyways, Gretchen is seen as a greedy gold digger. Well, looks like she’s moved on. Wiki

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55 comments
sweets
sweets

Despite her morals or what any of us who watched Housewives want to think of her, we don't know her annnd...she does have the best body on the show and her boobs aren't fake wooo! I sure hope she stays natural

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Makes me think of Bengan Bhartha or whatever that Indian dish is called.

leah
leah

i don't care what you think about me stupidass. you are nothing to me

N.R.pain III
N.R.pain III

wow, your way too young kid, u would die from that

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

loved the turn of words, when the 'fight' was unforseeably unwinnable (i think i just made up some words there!)

machzete9150
machzete9150

haha, your opinion is lame, go wear some glasses dumbshit

Vzylexy
Vzylexy

I know a Bertha, not a very attractive lady.

bobbyee
bobbyee

im only 9 but i wood fuk the shit out of her. just like i didi to paris yesterday!

WIFE OF ACE
WIFE OF ACE

Oh yeah right. Thats why youre always on this fucking website day and night getting a boner over other chicks, and why your main concern when i was pregnant was that my feet didnt swell up.Thats why i found out you were having an affair with Hallery for months, an affair that is still ongoing to this day. I want a divorce asshole.Wipe Hallerys toe cheese from your upper lip, pack your shit, and leave. Maybe Kate Mara will have ya.

20%Wake
20%Wake

now i ain't sayin' she a gold digger but.............

20%Wake
20%Wake

yep. you win in life for "winning" a spat on the internet. congrats douche!

skilligan
skilligan

she's hot, but she is a bad person, IF that matters

rufus
rufus

Looks like she's had a ton of surgery for someone only 30

tool
tool

Ha, my gf is named Irma. I thought noone born after 1910 was named that, but it pops up with Mexicans fairly often.

tool
tool

I checked out the show a few weeks ago to see how Jeana Tomasina (Keogh) looked nowadays (she was hot 30 years ago) and watched that episode. The crew/ cameraman/ whatever was listening to the pair through the bathroom door; based on that it was at best a near thing that the kid didn't get any.

TV is a changin'? Parenting is changing. Has changed.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Semi-monogamous hookers.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

I've never been a fan of the name Olga either. Yet we have Gretchen Mol and Olga Kurylenko, so there's some hope yet.

Helga sounds bad too. Maybe I don't like the hard g sound in a woman's name.

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

Great body. Boobs are a little small, but look good on her frame. Wouldn't mind smakin that ass around for an afternoon or two.

Mundo
Mundo

Nice bod..and a good man handler so I see...

ACE
ACE

Thanks, Loki!

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

This may be totally random, but the name Gretchen has got to be the least attractive name in the history of female names. It fucking sucks. If your name is Gretchen and you are reading this. I apologise for my pointing out the horror that is your name...

ACE
ACE

That's all true, but there is nothing like motorboating on the high seas! lol

jennyla
jennyla

yeah he managed to tame the beast lol

jennyla
jennyla

peace brother, I wont bother you anymore.

Moving on to balls of doom...

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Boats are overrated anyway, they just give you motion sickness and you can get stranded on strange desert islands etc.

ACE
ACE

No, the odds are I won't sell my house and buy a boat, but it looks like owning a boat makes life exponentially better.

I'm not driven by money, but I would like to enjoy some more of the finer things in life.

For the record, my wife is beautiful and my kids are handsome and smart.

Peace!

jennyla
jennyla

lol i dont compare myself to her, just a fan :P

take it easy ACE, i'm sorry I guess u could do all of that but ur a decent guy, and not a money hungry psychopath, therefore u wont

dont u wish you were a money hungry path psychopath sometimes tough.. how cool would that be?

ACE
ACE

Do you think you are 100 times hotter than the wasted up porn star you have as your profile pic?

Claude Balls
Claude Balls

Had no idea who she was but I do now....she is hot.

balls of doom
balls of doom

Truth be told! Sock it to this narcissistic scatterbrain!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

TORO
TORO

Nice lower body....flat chest

jennyla
jennyla

you know you wont because u have an ugly ass wife and dumbass kids to worry about. Are u kidding me?? please.

jennyla
jennyla

sure faggot, sure....

Glimmer
Glimmer

tool...what so i checked elsewhere. so if this right someone's mom was helping getting gretchen drunk/knowing her son (that kid)could potentially take advanatge. tv is a changin'...

leah
leah

i thought she was pretty when i first saw her...but she's really not. to me anyways. she has a weird mouth/teeth and she wears a shiiiiit load of makeup

Glimmer
Glimmer

Kind of an interesting cross between Jenny McCarthy and Jenna Jameson and I'm guessing real boobs.

good eye fuzzy, it would have taken me months to notice...

Some Guy
Some Guy

I've never watched the show. But this chick is pretty hot in a trophy wife way.

I would. Definitely.

tool
tool

I was really hoping that kid would nail her drunk ass at his mom's party.

ACE
ACE

The odds of me selling my house, buying a boat, and living in the lap of luxury are far greater than you being "100 fucking times" hotter than Megan Fox.

Dink
Dink

actually i think she looks more like beth ostrosky (stern). howard's wife.

Big Papi
Big Papi

money hungry whores who don't even know how to truly love. they just lay on their backs and expect a free ride.