Jessica Alba Took Daughter, Honor Marie Warren, To The Park!

Jessica Alba worked very hard to get her rockin’ bikini bod back after giving birth to daughter, Honor Marie Warren. Word (granted it is the National Enquirer) now is that her and Lucky Bastard Cash Warren are working on having another child! DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!!

“Jessica and Cash are working overtime to get pregnant. She and Cash are boasting that they love being parents and are determined to expand their family as soon as possible,” Contactmusic quoted a source as telling the National Enquirer. Source

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The Genius
The Genius

wiseblood

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here you go:

the woman in the yellow shirt is 100 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT PHONY CUNT RAG JESSICA ALBA.

^ ^ ^ ^ she IS! when, oh WHEN will she just DIE!!!! i wish her baby would die a horrible death. yeah, i said it, i hate that dumb cunt

i like how she is out playing mommy at the play ground.

life is so hard. how many other moms need help at the playground with just one fucking kid? are you kidding? she probably brought the woman in case the kid took a shit (very likely) or she got a call for work (highly unlikely).

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ you said it! cunt needs to disappear

jessica alba you cunt rag fake mother bull shit artist. you fucking suck and you are the ugliest woman on the face of the planet.

^ ^ ^ ^ YOU ARE SO RIGHT. that girl is nothing but a pile of used tampons inside a porto-potty thats been sitting at OZZFEST for 15 hours--and she smells like one too

Some Guy

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Alba has really lost her looks. Not aging well, that one.

^ ^ ^ ^ you THINK??? i mean DUH

Yadda Blather (Uncertified Bastard)

Honor Marie looks more like the daughter of the school bus nanny than she does Jessica Alba. She's probably gonna end up looking like the nanny when she grows up. Burn!

^ ^ ^ thats because cash isnt that dad, you and i and EVERYONE ( who DOSENT worship the fugly fat skank) knows that she whored around and now shes got a bastard baby, even though cash ( what a silly name for an old money family!!!) and her got married to make sure the spawn was "ligitimate" BUULLLSSSHHIT! the fat fugly baby is NOT cash's!!!

Yadda Blather
Yadda Blather

Honor Marie looks more like the daughter of the school bus nanny than she does Jessica Alba. She's probably gonna end up looking like the nanny when she grows up. Burn!

stairway
stairway

Why is her kid so fair? I thought both she and her husband were mestizo.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Alba has really lost her looks. Not aging well, that one.

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

I thought that they were pointing your way? :P

Bowser
Bowser

I'm digging that booty.

wiseblood
wiseblood

here you go:

the woman in the yellow shirt is 100 TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THAT PHONY CUNT RAG JESSICA ALBA.

i like how she is out playing mommy at the play ground.

life is so hard. how many other moms need help at the playground with just one fucking kid? are you kidding? she probably brought the woman in case the kid took a shit (very likely) or she got a call for work (highly unlikely).

jessica alba you cunt rag fake mother bull shit artist. you fucking suck and you are the ugliest woman on the face of the planet.

Racer X
Racer X

Bathe her, and bring her to me.

Rach_86
Rach_86

haha watch out, it's aiming rite @ YOU!!!

l o l

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

And, the school bus' High Beam Headlights are on.

Rach_86
Rach_86

haha i know. jess looks so perfect, next 2 that thing!! haha

also, the school bus is of that bright yellow colour too like the shirt the fat one's wearing lol

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

She may not be fat at all. But standing next to Jessica she does look huge, imo. I'd prolly appear to be the size of a school bus next to that too.

lilly
lilly

she has the best body/ass/tits I'm soooo jealous!!

Rach_86
Rach_86

school bus?! haha ouch. must be hard bein' fat these days

RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

I admit it. I saw the school bus' nipples even before I saw the quote on pic 1.

tay
tay

damn! she has the best ass