Adios, L.A.! Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Moving To NYC!

These were snapped at the 2009 Natural History’s Museum Dance held last Friday.

I’m pretty sure she’s bagging a second home in Manhattan b/c I can’t really see these two permanently relocating from their current comfy digs in L.A. Or maybe they wanna enjoy the yuppy family life, which involves pushing around a gigantic, $10,000 baby-mansion on wheels (more commonly known as a “stroller” in other cities around the country) during the day & attending shows in the evenings.

If it’s lifestyle she’s after, shouldn’t she have moved to NYC before popping out a baby? Then again, with NYC’s always-thriving nanny industry, Jess & NoCash will feel single all over again! When you have endless amounts of cash flow generated by horrible movies, why put yourself through the misery of raising a spoiled celebrity child?

Anyway, as of right now, there aren’t any solid reports as to exactly which Manhattan neighborhood they’ll invade, but I’m sure that bit of news will leak soon enough. Until then, enjoy the pics!

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The Genius
The Genius

wiseblood

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Manhattan has enough cunty bitches to last until the last days of the planet. it doesn't need another. especially the queen cunty bitch of all cunty bitches.

this dumb ass is a totally fucking bizarre case of looking all worn down like a once hot girl turned mom hit the wall, but tell me this...how much work has she really done? NONE. she doesn't take care of that shit machine that she pooped out. she fucking throws the kid off to some woman that probably feels grateful to make less than minimum wage because she just wants to work. lorn knows that this cunty alba can take care of a woman that might needs some extra coin, but she probably pays her SHIT.

fuck i hate jessica alba.

^ ^ ^ i feel the same, shes NOTHING!! just a usless piece of trash that i wouldnt even peel off the bottom of my SHOE!!!!

fugly face, celulite ( i mean celu-FAT) ass, her upper body looks like a 12 year old boy, and the bottom half looks like rosie o'donnel!!!! talentless, just utter streeet trash, an URCHIN. and her baby is FUGLY and FAT!!! jesSUCKA will proly have that kid on a diet of wheat grass juice, diet pills and smart water, you know, because thats how insecure jesSUCKA IS!!! oh, god i would LIVE to see her get a vat of sulfuric acid in her ( acne-ridden) FACE!!!

plus, her baby is fug and always will be

TORO
TORO

I love her..she's so fucking HOT n SEXY...mamacita!!

ACE
ACE

She is hot and the outfit works except for the black stockings. It looks like someone needs help in the PR department.

wiseblood
wiseblood

Manhattan has enough cunty bitches to last until the last days of the planet. it doesn't need another. especially the queen cunty bitch of all cunty bitches.

this dumb ass is a totally fucking bizarre case of looking all worn down like a once hot girl turned mom hit the wall, but tell me this...how much work has she really done? NONE. she doesn't take care of that shit machine that she pooped out. she fucking throws the kid off to some woman that probably feels grateful to make less than minimum wage because she just wants to work. lorn knows that this cunty alba can take care of a woman that might needs some extra coin, but she probably pays her SHIT.

fuck i hate jessica alba.

Big Papi
Big Papi

Stay on the east coast, you stuck up cunt.

McPerv
McPerv

This is hitting the wall? She's hot!

Some Guy
Some Guy

She's really hit the wall. And it doesn't help that she's seemingly forgotten how to dress.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle

why? what's in it for you. not that i don't trust you hollywood types. ok, so i don't.