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It was bound to happen one of these days, right?
Actually, I’m shocked Luke hasn’t already died from some freak sex accident. It’s really funny what some people will do for a lil’ money & some D-List fame. Granted, I’d probably date Kelly myself if it allowed me access to her millions, but I’d definitely be smart enough to know that I’m not strong enough to hold her meaty bod on my shoulders—inside a swimming pool, of all places!
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What the fuck was Luke thinking?! Did he drink one too many shots & start thinking he had special powers or what?!
Here are a few more pics from Luke’s final moments. Poor lil’ bugger was found floating around the pool in two pieces. We didn’t want to post those pics for obvious reasons.
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i hope kelly doesnt go on top when shes having sex her huge body is enough suffocate you
what a sight kelly and her boyfriend are its sick
She's huge.
she can still flood the place and she can ride his body in like a canoe...
they can still get married... the smell would be bad, but the dude's decay would overpower it...
OH GAWD A WHALEEEEEEEEEE
I thought the new White House administration had banned 'waterboarding' as a torture technique. Hey, Kelly, someone from the Guantanamo Bay prison camp just called about these pictures and described them as "harsh".
Kelly always looks like she has down syndrome.
LOL...
I couldnt agree more.
is he like a permanent escort or something? doesnt look very happy...
heh heh she looks like 'caitie harmful'
geez did u guys read the description of the post? the guy has drowned and died. Here you are talking about them getting married.... I don't get how they found him in the pool in 2 peices? how did that happen?
hahah that is hillarious .. yet gross !! haha
She seems to be losing weight..looking a lot better in my opinion
That is proper nasty.
The poor string bean head' was smashed between those pasty drumsticks.
wowsas
The paps just needed something to test the new WIDE angle lens they bought.. what better than an albino whale ..
It's a B L O B . . .
Can you just imagine the splash she would make if God forbid he'd throw her in the pool . . .
Think of the victims, as well.
Now thats a fat sow. There could not be a doubt by anyone with an IQ over 70.
I am glad there are pictures of this crime, this should be an open and shut case at the murder trial...BURN IN HELL KELLY, he was just a boy, brimming with life, but you had to put out his flame just when he was on the brink of manhood.
wat a fat ugly pasty-ass bitch...disgusting
ha ha, great post guys!
if they ever get married, they'll have to flood the fucking place just so he can carry her over the threshold...
isn't she aware that she's almost a whale! poor dude
Agreed! And what the hell is going on at page 2?
I'm amused yet horrified.
The captions are hilarous..
he looks like he's being bullied into being her friend. poor guy.
This is so bad it's almost cute.