Luke Howell Survives! Kelly Osbourne & Friends Jet-Ski in Miami!

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.com

Sincere apologies to Kelly Osbourne for all the immature fat jokes, but it’s just too damn easy!!

Remember guys, these pics could be much, much worse! Kelly could be decked out in one of those famous Miami Beach dental floss bikinis.

Anyway, here are more pics from her outing with friends!

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.com

Photo Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.com

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Nocturna
Nocturna

she is gross ...she aged so much looks like a grandma already ...but her bf is an angel ..fuck i am envious

ninja...
ninja...

i like how they have to stop the golf cart and listen to see what kelly is freaking out over...

driver: "kelly is paying for this. Might as well pull over and hear about that south park episode i seen a few months ago."

driver: *laughs wildly* "that laugh should pay for the beer and room service tonight... *laughs even harder* "impersonate TIMMY again, kel... it never get's old! hehe, it seems i'll be hitting the spa in the morning too..."

ninja...
ninja...

page 1 pic 3

kelly: "oh my gawd, it was so classic when I rode by you and we high fived!"

kelly: "aquaman was so trying to flirt with me out there! He offered me all the tuna i could eat... plus his sperm whale was kinda cute"

kelly: "Oh bullocks! you most certainly did fall into the drink. ya bleedin' kidder."

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kelly: "i thought you did really die in that pool. i'm just glad i manned that all out water search for you. remind me to thank that lovely girl that was resuscitating you."

luke: "ummm yeah... what a happy coincidence..."

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kelly: "you know what i can go for right now?"

luke: "what...?"

kelly: "fish and chips?"

luke: "shuh, that would be great now, i'm starving from the swim."

kelly: *alluring gaze*

luke: "oh you mean sex...? um, can we not have tartar sauce this time? munching the onions and pickles that were still left in your pubes the next day was gross..."

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kelly: "this made me think... i really want a part in baywatch when the series is remade."

luke: *comment under his breath* "like what the whale..."

kelly: "what lover?"

luke: "oh i said... like that wouldn't fail!"

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kelly: "remember when i was singing "crazy train" when we were racing!? haha, it was so funny!"

Big Papi
Big Papi

How anyone could ever get it up for her is beyond me....