Anna Faris @ “Observe and Report” Premiere

Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM

Anna Faris plays Brandi, a blonde bimbo, in Observe and Report. As written in the Wiki, the movie is about a “bipolar mall security guard Ronnie Barnhardt is called into action to stop a flasher from turning shopper’s paradise into his personal peep show. But when Barnhardt can’t bring the culprit to justice, a surly police detective is recruited to close the case.”

Observe and Report didn’t get a good review published in the AP. The title of the review is, `Observe and Report’ should cease, desist.

Hill’s script is just as erratic: a series of hit-and-miss non sequiturs in which his characters mostly humiliate and injure themselves and others. It’s not terribly offensive (though women may be put off by the way Ronnie’s date with Brandi ends); it’s more like an onslaught, one that seems to drag on.

As for Faris…

Faris’ comic charms go to waste: She’s back in that ditz persona she’s perfected, but there’s no sweetness within the character, just bland self-adsorption.

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Boz
Boz

Dude, this is www.moejackson.com...

WTF????
WTF????

WHAT THE FUCK?? I'M SICK OF YOU FAT-ASSES ON THIS SITE CRITICIZING PEOPLE...NOBODY'S PERFECT!! SO WHAT IF HER HANDS ARE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN NORMAL..SHE'S STILL PRETTY AND MEN WILL STILL WANT HER. NOBODY'S PERFECT. NO ONE. SO STOP LOOKING DOWN ON HER CUZ U FUCKERS ARE EVEN MORE FURTHER AWAY FROM PERFECTION THAN HER.

ninja...
ninja...

i agree and yet strongly disagree... she is ugly and beautiful... i especially enjoy and hate her early films...

i'd like to bend her over and do nothing sexual at the sametime...

iambastard
iambastard

She's funny, a reasonable actor, pretty hot and very ugly.

Nick W.
Nick W.

Hey, Sean, what's up? I thought you were going to private message me? How's the GF? Email when you get a chance.

Kurt Vile
Kurt Vile

Sounds like you know both places very well.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

well, i'm from the Undying Lands, so...that's the only geography I learned. everywhere else is just Middle Earth.

ACE
ACE

I miss the days of the USSR, because geography was so much easier.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

it's a province of Dumbfuckistan, which is part of the People's Republic of Douchebag.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

well they look sun damaged and she has a wide nail bed so no. But women's hands dont bother me as much as men's!

ACE
ACE

So do you like Anna's man hands? lol

ACE
ACE

Where is Bastardlystan in relation to Kyrgyzstan? I know the USSR dissolved in 1991, but I still can't figure that part of the world out.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

i wish she'd go back to being a brunette.

and i think she's one of the funniest women alive...she just needs the right vehicle. she could be the next Lucille Ball if she tried hard enough.

wrong
wrong

NOT every famous woman is attractive. Not every female celeb has pretty face and hot body. Anna is a good looking woman, she's funny as hell but she's average face wise. She does have a great body and looks good for her age, can't deny that. That said, I've had better. I like her nose but her hands look like they belong to a man, just my opinion.

mohi
mohi

what happened to her face? she didnt look like this when she first came out in scary movie? horrible plastic surgeon. but still very bangable

The Prime Minister of Bastardlystan
The Prime Minister of Bastardlystan

You gotta love all the fat ugly losers who sit at their computers all day long typing about how ugly (Her hands! Her mouth! Her nose!) celebrities are. Some of you are sad. I understand those that like to look at the pictures because they like eye candy; that makes sense. We like to be tittilated and stimulated. But some of you just sit there all day long and try and convince yourselves how ugly people like Anna Faris are. Especially the women. Some of you are fucking pathetic. It's like your masturbating after having a hysterectomy.

Anyway, Anna Faris is hot: she has a great body and she's fucking funny as shit, which makes her even more attractive. If some of you commenters here even said one thing that was interesting or funny *Caitie, Rhonda, Ace, Leni* you wouldn't be so fucking sad.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

haha hands are important. I always check out a man's hands.

Rhonda
Rhonda

She's normally very cute, but these aren't good pics of her.

Some Guy
Some Guy

I didn't think she was hot until I watched "The House Bunny" (which I liked more than I thought I would).

She looks OK here, but a different dress probably wouldn't have hurt.

Guyman
Guyman

Will you homos shut up!!!! Her hands? Nose? I would LOVE to see your perfect faces!

sf
sf

the nose kills her face, looks too pig-like

ACE
ACE

Anna is cute, but I don't like her hands. There are kinda masculine. Thanks, Leni, now I'm checking out women's hands.

skilligan
skilligan

the less talented actor part is true but the movie will be much better, she's hot but she makes funny faces

dorkus2
dorkus2

she's hot. too bad the movie is just MallCop redone, with waay less talented actor. Comedy is sooo poor these days. Yearn for Bluto' and other classic comedians long gone.