Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pics As She Left Beso in L.A.! Ow!

Not that any of you bastards give a shit, but Jessica Simpson’s country career might be over. Last week it was widely reported that her relationship with Sony Music Nashville is over. Was the move to country just so she could make a few easy bucks by exploited a niche market full of horny white men who love hot chicks who look good in daisy dukes or was the move driven by passion. If I had to bet, I’d bet on the former.

Anyway, no worries about Jessica’s future! Here’s a brief snippet from CMT.com in which her spokesperson sounds off:

A spokesperson for Simpson told CMT.com, “Jessica is and has always been an Epic artist. She was on loan to Sony Nashville for her country album. She continues to be on Epic’s label.” Epic and Columbia are both owned and operated by Sony Music Entertainment. [CMT]

And here’s something you guys care about:

Major props to the horny bastard member of the paparazzi community who’s responsible for these upskirt pics!

  • RockHard

    If you hesitate for a NANOSECOND about hitting that you are GAY

  • ted

    Tony Romo is one lucky bastard.And I agree with others who said if you don’t think she’s hot,you are one gay bastard.

  • Kristin

    that’s just plain weird.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Ok, then I am GAY..

  • chabo

    HOT! I’d lick her ass for hours!!!

  • Marco

    Damn paparazzis! Sticking their cameras up girl’s skirt like this 🙂

  • wat

    more of htis

  • Jack Mehoffe

    LULZ

  • Skaky

    ok, ppl are just sick!!
    i mean, is there a line they WOULDNT cross?
    i guess not!!

  • Switch

    what’s the difference?

  • Mundo

    This is disgusting….Damn those pap’s will do anything for a picture, Jess should’ve turn around and smack that idiot right in the face, they really go too far. I mean an accident well that’s understandable but purposely looking up on a chicks dress is really perverted, and where was Tony when this happened?

  • I said no

    How can you be as chunky as she is and still have a pancake flat ass? Fail.

  • spardam4

    I would play with that ass all night long

  • Stone Cold

    This is the most intrusive thing I think I’ve ever seen. I only wish that Tony could have caught the piece of shit that took these and beat the livin’ shit out of the MF, cause I know for sure I would have. Damn the law suits or whatever, they’d have had to pull my ass of that freakin asshole. With that said, I still think Jessica is hot and if you are any kind of a man, you’d love to be the one standin next to her.

    And thats the bottom line……….

  • Drew Bledsoe

    if i was tony romo i would fuck jessica simpson three times a day. she is suck a superfucker and she has a wonderpussy

  • I Wuv Puzzy

    Truth be told, this is totally unethical on the part of the photogs (it’s not a flash) but damn I do love pussy… Color me TORN. Oops, boner.

  • Player

    Yeah I had the exact first impression! That’s just wrong – its one thing if she flashes something its another thing to take your camera and stick it somewhere its doesn’t belong.

  • Texas

    nice ….

  • bella

    I don’t know why some of you make such nasty comments. What is NOT to like? She has nice tanned, toned legs, NO CELLULITE…HELLO?? If you’re a dude and like chicks there wouldn’t be an ISSUE

  • Ugly Model1

    That ass looks so inviting. Such a pity that the goods are covered, but still it looks very nice. I can’t say the same about the mug though, it looks as if hit by a wall of misery.

  • Erok8150

    Really a shame to see this once Legendary piece of ass fall apart right in front of our eyes.
    Almost imposible to believe that in 2005 she was one of the HOTTEST BITCHES on the planet who was on every guys top 10 list.
    will any man EVER forget her stint in the pink bikini as Daisy Duke, HOLY SHIT.
    now ONLY FIVE YEARS LATER its debatable if ” Id fuck her ” and im All about the White bithes.
    just goes to show bitches how TEMPORARY, Bieng hot and sexy is without nothing to fall back on.
    oh Well, who wants Pie?

  • Goliano

    This is an upskirt worth seeing. I don’t know what’s goin’ on with Jessica, here.

  • Dina

    Wow, she’s pretty disgusting from head to toe. Yeah, there are worse looking women but Jessica Simpson’s entire career has been built upon her being a hot, dumb blonde bimbo. So seeing her deteriorate is reminding me of Anna Nicole, post Playboy/Guess, pre-whatever-that-diet-pill-she-was-shilling-for. But yeah, greasy hair, messy orange lipstick, her dress looks like a blouse you see on a Waikiki Hotel maid or something, and she needs a better bra. She’s such a heifer. She’s got a body like my 56 year old aunt, seriously. Really top heavy, thick in the middle, small on the bottom with natural muscle on the legs. It’s their saving grace. But at least my aunt was past 40 when her body started doing this and she has the body she has without any diet and exercise. Eww Jessica Simpson. Eww.

    Okay, I’m done. I had a long day, that helped.

  • Abject Failure

    Would much rather see her tits than this somewhat blobby ass of hers.

  • azwup

    I love Bastardly.com!!!!!

  • junglegirl

    she needs to do some lunges, that ass looks very loose

  • AlinaMaria

    Thats awful. Isnt that sexual harrassment or something? Poor Jessica Simpson, I dont particularly like her but as if she doesnt have enough of a bad time as it is!

  • Some Guy

    I enjoy an upskirt pic like the next guy. But I’m guessing a paparazzi literally stuck his camera under her skirt and took pics. That’s just wrong.

    Every day, it becomes more evident that paparazzi are human garbage.

  • skilligan

    she’s hot, no doubt about it, and i like the ass

  • whatever yo

    If you worry whether or not other guys are gay, you’re probably gay… not that there is anything wrong with that.

  • no

    You ass clowns really need to come up with a better line. After the 4,987,332nd time, it gets a little old.

  • Goliano

    The ass quality.