Bastardly Breaking News! Megan Fox Bought Bikinis @ Val Surf! Ow!

For all you girls & boys who are not Los Angeles residents, hit up Val Surf’s online store to bag some summer deals! You owe us, Val Surf!!

And as always, Megan Fox was looking very hot as she walked out the store & into her G-ride. Let’s hope she has grand plans to hit up the beach in the coming weeks…Ow!

Here’s the Bastardly Money Shot:

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17 comments
Dollhouse_fan
Dollhouse_fan

haha huh? why are you asking if she's European?

Quagmire
Quagmire

i would gagoogidy her gashmoiden

Rebby
Rebby

Even though the style is casual, still feel no matter what she wears..next, I wanna see some candids at the beach with a nice two piece:)

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

LMAO @ junglegirl being so positive as always...

that said, Megan kinda reminds me of the dude Johnny Depp played in the movie "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"...

(the hat and sunglasses gave her away)...

junglegirl
junglegirl

Brian Austin Green is hot and has lots of money. What have you losers got to offer her that's better than that? You are just jealous little sissies. So what even if she were to dump that hot piece of ass you still have no chance because you're fat, ugly, poor, and have no manliness in you. You are all little fags that like gossip sites like this, remember when gossip was a woman's hobby?

Tinky
Tinky

um how are those ^^^ emo pants you weirdo?

Mundo
Mundo

Clothes are irrelevant for what I would like to do to her...

kary
kary

she just doesn't know how to dress

skilligan
skilligan

she is so hot, why the backlash?

Some Guy
Some Guy

I don't think I've ever seen her close her mouth.

OOZIE
OOZIE

she needs to lose that loser boyfriend of hers

sandra
sandra

emo pants wtf? those are normal pants

anyway I think she looks great here, and I love what shes wearing

LAKERS#1
LAKERS#1

I LOVE YOU MEGAN FOX!!!!!!!!!!!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

i love it when she sticks her tongue out...it's adorkable.

wiseblood
wiseblood

i hate that she is always wearing fucking emo pants.

and her hair is fucking bland.

i still want to plant my seed in her ass.