Monthly Archives: May 2009

Flashback 2000: Natalie Portman Brings The Afternoon Links!

– Scarlett Johansson Is The New Boob For Mango [HollywoodTuna]
– The Best Natural Breasts of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
– 2 Live Crew Sluts at the Miami Exxxotica Show [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Angelina Jolie Injured On ‘Salt’ Set [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Linda Hogan is fucking crazy [Celebslam]

– Gisele Bundchen’s Hottest Pics [Complex]
– Spectacular Is Doing It For the Ladies [Dlisted]
– Amy Winehouse Made a Friend [Yeeah!]
– Shia LaBeouf driving with a suspended license? [The Blemish]
– Tila Tequila’s Cheating On My Girlfriend [Celebrity Odor]

– Best of Jo Garcia [Flabber]
– Blake Lively for the Weekend [Celeb Parasite]
– Adam Lambert has a hot boyfriend [Cele|bitchy]
– O hai [The Bastardly Society]

– Katie Price Slutty Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Elisha Cuthbert’s Sexy Men’s Health Outtake Pictures [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Breaking News!! Megan Fox & Shia LaBeouf Grab A Coffee Together!

If you read through Shia LaBeouf’s Wiki page, he comes off as a broke-ass mofo living out the American dream (i.e. dad was a heroin addict, mom raises him as a poor Jewish kid in L.A.isn’t that an oxymoron?), but all I gotta say is that thank goodness he’s Jewish! He literally came out of nowhere to strike the Hollywood Lottery with his assortment of major blockbusters (Indiana Jones, Transformers). Then again, with people like Steven Spielberg pulling for him, how the hell can you possibly go wrong?!

Well anyway, these two were spotted yesterday grabbing a coffee together. Is this some cheap-ass way of building buzz for their upcoming movie or is Shia LaBeouf FINALLY getting a piece of Megan Fox?! For all the money has hidden away in the bank, you’d think he’d be married to Megan Fox by now. I’m pretty sure he offered himself to her—that is, only if she converted to Judaism (a la Isla Fisher & Sasha Baron Cohen).

Their new movie Transformers 2 opens in theaters on June 24th. View the trailer on the official website.

Share A NYC Taxi: The New Place To Meet Hot Chicks & Celebrities! Ow!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I was hoping to get these pics up yesterday when the news first broke, but I couldn’t find some of my favorite women standing next to a taxi. Thankfully, that problem has since been resolved, so here’s Bastardly’s take on NYC’s plan to give the car-pooling experience to people sharing a cab, with two or more passengers riding together to nearby locations in the city.

From a Bastardly perspective, “two or more passengers” really means “two more hot women,” so this is totally a win-win situation from all angles. Dudes desperate for action…

1. Get the chance to sit next to hot, rich women—w/ the possibility for exchanging numbers to schedule a later meeting, which might lead to sex (possibly is better than nothing, right?)
2. Save money on the ride
3. Don’t pollute as much
4. And, of course, allow cabbies to earn more dough!

So, have you ever wanted to ride a cab with say supermodels like Gisele Bundchen or Miranda Kerr? Well, you could soon be doing just that (assuming they want to share a cab, that is)! Since we have a habit of taking things too far, we’ve compiled a batch of pics of celebrities getting into NYC cabs…

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