Kristin Cavallari vs Amanda Bynes – Bastardly Pink Dress Matchup

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were both snapped at the “Star Trek” movie premiere held at the famous Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.

Obviously, both ladies are looking tasty, but sadly in a very boring way.

On one hand, Amanda Bynes really needs to do something to her look—either upgrade her rack, change up her hair color, or of course, get some ass implants. Her look is getting painfully boring, to say the least.

As for Kristin Cavallari, she really needs to stop w/ the “Look at my flat ass” poses. And, getting new boobies & ass implants would help her cause, as well.

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Renée
Renée

Amanda is 100000000 times prettier than than other girl

Get_a_Clue
Get_a_Clue

Should have made this a three-way face-off...

Bar Rafaeli wore a very similar dress at the SI swimsuit party in Vegas and she smokes these two flat ass & chest blondes by a long shot.

ACE
ACE

I'm going with Amanda, because she has that something and I have no idea what it is, but she has it.

Leni
Leni

I also like Kristin's legs better, I wish I had such tiny ancles.

RockHard
RockHard

Kristin is better looking AND has BETTER LEGS

I'd still do the Chipmunk though

Rhonda
Rhonda

I think I like Kristin's legs better, too, but I like Amanda's dress so I chose her. I'm indecisive.

wiseblood
wiseblood

is this even close?

i want to stick the head of my cock in amanda's chipmunk cheeks, roll it around, and then blow my load on her sexy legs.

now THAT'S what i'm talking about.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Its these tender moments that i really cherish. Thanks for the memories, ya big hottie, you! HUGSXOXOXOX

Wile E. Quixote
Wile E. Quixote

My toenails are black just like Amanda's but mine's nail fungus....

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

THAT'S A GOOD ONE, ACTUALLY!!!!!

HEY, I'LL ALLOW YOU TO HAVE ONE TANTRUM NOW, AND I EVEN WON'T DISS YOU BACK!!!!!! ;-)

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Wow. How insightful. Gosh, you are like so fucking smart! Btw, i was being SARCASTIC, since you dont seem to have the brain capacity to understand that. I bet you think that if you swallow a guys jizz you will get pregnant, dont you?!

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

THE ONLY THING YOU SHOULD AND WILL DO IS WATCH COYOTE UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Thats scarily accurate actually. Time for me to sit down and seriously re-evaluate the mess ive made of my life. Thanks 'hot babe'. Youve inspired me to do some serious soul searching. I mean, what do i want out of life? How can i achieve my goals? Food for thought, sugar tits, food for thought...

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

OF COURSE, YOU'RE TOO DUMB AND LAZY TO ATTEND SCHOOL!!!!! YOU'RE MOST LIKELY AN OUT OF WORK LOSER OR YOU WORK @ A BAR!!!!!!!

GO POUR ME A DRINK, WAITRESS!!!!! GO DANCE ON BAR TABLES, WHORE!!!!!!

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

As if id take any advice from somebody who calls themself a 'hot babe' without a hint of irony or sarcasm. *rolls eyes*

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

I thought I was on a roll agreeing with you lately, but I like Kristin's legs better.

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

LMFAOOOOOOOOO QUIT REFLECTING YOUR OWN EXISTENCE ON ME, WHORE!!!!!!! DON'T BE A FOOL, STAY IN SCHOOL, DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

WHAT ARE YOU, AN OVERWEIGHT 15 YEAR OLD BLEACHED BLOND BITCH WHO IS FAILING IN SCHOOL AND TOTALLY LIKE WANTS TO MOVE TO LA AND LIKE GET A BOOBJOB AND LIKE GET A RICH HUSBAND/BE A PLAYBOY MODEL? LMAO, I KNOW YOUR TYPE!

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

HAHAHAHAHAHA WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!!! YOU CALL YOURSELF A WHORE, I AM THE HOT GIRL, N O T A W H O R E ! ! ! ! !

GOT THAT, PEA BRAIN???????

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

IM NOT JUNGLEGIRL, HOWEVER I CAN CALL OUT AN IDIOT WHEN I SEE ONE. I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT POINT YOURE TRYING TO PUT ACROSS WITH YOUR TALK OF INFECTED CLITS AND WHATNOT. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FAT CUNT WITH CANKLES.

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

OH HELLO THERE JUNGLEWHORE!!!

WAYYY TOO PREDICTABLE!!!!

SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE GYM EXERCISING SO YOUR GUT DOESN'T HANG DOWN TO YOUR VAGINA????? DON'T SAY MUCH THERE, LOOK @ YOUR OWN NAME, ATTENTION WHOOOORE!!!!!!! STUPID ASS I HOPE THERE WILL BE A PLEASENT ROTTEN SURPRISE WHEN AND IF YOU DO IN FACT SEE YOUR TAINTED CLIT IN THE SHOWER

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

As a general rule, chicks who call themselves 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' etc etc are fat ugly pigs who dress like sluts and let any man who gives them the slightest bit of attention pork them in the ass.

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

STFU CRATER FACE I'M MORE HOT THAN YOU COULD EVER DREAM OF.

SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO ON A DIET, PIG, THEN HOPEFULLY YOU'LL SEE YOUR ROTTEN CLIT IN THE SHOWER SOON. LOVE & KISSES SWEETIE

junglegirl
junglegirl

Hey fattie if you lose some weight you will find that you have ankles too. That what you have right now are just logs and shouldn't be compared to standard ankle size.

MAYA THE HOT BABE
MAYA THE HOT BABE

FUCK YOU JUNGLEWHORE. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAK WITH THOSE "ANCLES"

IT'S LIKE SKELETOR NICOLE RICHIE ANCLES. YOU BLIND CUNT.

wat
wat

cool story bro

hula
hula

hahahahaha

this comment made my day

true, some people have really little ankles and then not so little legs, but kristin is proportioned i guess

junglegirl
junglegirl

I can't see anything past Amanda's ugly ass face so Kristin definitely wins. @ MAYA THE FAT ASS that's because she doesn't have cankles.. Ankles are supposed to look that way in case you didn't know.

Lord Earl of Quiznos
Lord Earl of Quiznos

Fucking Kristin in those heels from behind would be simply sublime, like a toxic sunset.

hula
hula

both look great, but if kristin wore the same dress as amanda she would look better, the sleeves and the neck on kristin's dress are awful

Ra
Ra

Amanda Bynes is fucking awesome.

Leni
Leni

ahahahha, what you said is nice and creepy at the same time, lol :)

RYAN
RYAN

SHHHHH, MY DARLING LENI. JUST KNOW THAT I WISH THAT I WAS THE ONE RAISING YOUR BABY WITH YOU. I HAVE A CUTE LITTLE HOUSE NEARBY A CHILDREN'S SCHOOL. THINK ABOUT IT, WILL YOU?

Leni
Leni

:) nice to hear that, most men don't find pregnant women attractive at all.

Leni
Leni

ummm, I think I know who you are, does your real name starts from "T" by chance?

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I have to go with Amanda. I like a woman with a bit of curves, even if some of those curves are in her chipmunk face.

As for Ryan's "fetish" for naked pregnant ladies....I sort of have to agree, nothing as beautiful as a prenant lady, I guess it is the "glow".

RYAN
RYAN

AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL THING FOR YOU, MY LENI

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

I got to agree there is a special "hawtness" about pregnant women. Not that I am fetish minded in that direction, I just apprecaite their "glow".

RYAN
RYAN

OH YEAH LENI, I HAVE A THING FOR PREGNANT LADIES

Leni
Leni

Ryan, I'm 8.5 months pregnant, still wanna see me naked? ahahhahaha :)

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

ALL CAPS YEAH UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY OF YOUR KEYBOARD BLAAAAAARGH EAT A KITTEN!

*rolls eyes*

Leni
Leni

wtf, I said Kristin is hotter than Amanda, not I'm hotter than Amanda, fuck off.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Kristin is way hotter than Amanda. Amanda may have better legs, but her face makes her look like a bloated chipmunk.

Kristin is showing some nipple on the fourth page.

RYAN
RYAN

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS I ASKED HER AND NOT YOU

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

you couldn't handle it, spanky.

she's the hottest of the hot and you're engaged to your hand.

seezya.

Ryan
Ryan

LET'S SEE YOU NAKED, THEN WE'LL TALK