Fergie Buttas Up The "American Idol" Finale!

Although her performance pics were pretty damn hot…

Side note: So who was shocked that Kris pulled out as the winner this season? Anyone give a shit? Granted, Adam Lambert will still become famous beyond imagination, but still…

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Stone
Stone

Rewatch the finale and forget favorites. Kris did much better. I called the Kris win as soon as the show was over on Tuesday. Adam's first song was really good, but his second and third were far worse than any of Kris' performances that night. The second one reminded me a Taylor Hicks, and not in a good way. Adam actually got progressively worse, with the last song reduced to really bad singing interspersed with desperate screaming. At first I thought they'd given Kris a better third song, but then I realized they were doing the same one and Adam just mangled it.

Also, I think some people got tired of Adam as the season went on. Taken individually, his performances were all interesting and pretty fresh. But taken as a whole, it got to be kind of monotonous — campy fast song, heartfelt slow song, campy fast song, heartfelt slow song, campy fast song...

I still like Adam, but I do feel like he really needed to spice things up.

random sonofbotch
random sonofbotch

Some kinda of surgical work goin' on in that face. Maybe it's some kind of drug combo too - I'm not talking speed, I'm talking some kind of prescribed relax-me drug. She looks like someone who has been beaten severly by grueling years in the business, but hasn't physically and mentally collapsed yet. Nevertheless, most dudes would really pound it hard - ending with a humiliating money-shot.

Holly
Holly

I figured out a way Fergie could drastically improve her looks, she should just shave the front of her hair by a centimetre or two. I mean really, why is her hairline basically right above her eyebrows? If she had somewhat of a forehead maybe her face wouldn't look like such a pug.

lerch
lerch

Fergie has a decent body, it's just the butterface and lack of talent that let her down, Adam should have won and the Black Eyed Peas are lame.

Ted
Ted

Adam will be more famous,what? This time of the year next year people will be saying Adam who?

ACE
ACE

With those legs and feet, I would never pass Fergie up.

davilla
davilla

I know uglier women than her that get better comments like lisa Rinna, and Jennifer Aniston.

Racer X
Racer X

She doesn't need a bag even though she's not all that.

/I'd hit it

wiseblood
wiseblood

i suppose. that is why i watch porno when i work. i like to be mildly distracted and it makes me work harder.

the quicker i finish, the quicker i get to masturbate.

McPerv
McPerv

I'll take Fergie face and all.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

I think i love him because he had me laughing with every performance he gave. He's no John Barrowman when it comes to camp factor though, he's still my number 1!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

every girl loves the flamingly gay guy.

the motherfucker butchers songs and is too camp for his own goddamn good.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

i fucking hope not.

that little fuck needs to go back to dinner theatre.

Leni
Leni

I agree about legs and perfect feet.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

yeah its easy watching! you dont have to think about it.

JPRichardson
JPRichardson

Call me crazy but I actually think she looks great in that blue dress; her legs are wonderful and her feet are perfect!

Leni
Leni

I hope so, I think Simon already signed Adam up to a record contract :)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

i know, i figured out what it is! He looks like a jackal! Yeah i loved how OTT adam was, but i think he'll make it anyway!

Leni
Leni

Multitasking, you can do other things while the tv is on :)

Leni
Leni

AlinaMaria, I'm in shock too, Adam may be a bit over the top (which I like alot) but Kris is totally forgetable and agree, his mouth scares me, lol.

wiseblood
wiseblood

why do you people watch American Idol? that show is so fucking lame.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

i'm pleased that Adam didn't win. he didn't deserve it by ANY stretch of the imagination. to quote of one my best friends: "you don't fuck with Ring Of Fire and not expect repercussions".

and how in the hell did Adam gay up KISS? How can you make two of the best rock anthems ever written sound like campy bullshit? ugh.

anyway....i love fergie's mani & pedi. and that's about it.

Rhonda
Rhonda

If she had red hair, she could pass for Carrot Top.

wiseblood
wiseblood

you mean her tits looked good and that when she directly faced the camera you had to turn away because it hurt so bad? right?

skilligan
skilligan

i'm just saying that she looked great last night

skilligan
skilligan

i'm just saying that she looked great last night

wiseblood
wiseblood

i have no idea who is on American Idol.

i don't care.

what i do know is that Fergie is a fucking butta face and i wouldn't mind getting caught playing with her bags.

just sayin'.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

im in shock that adam didnt win. kris is so bla, and his mouth really scares me. I dont trust him.

wiseblood
wiseblood

holy fucking shit.

she needs to cover that mug.

ooofa.

who ever told her she was hot? i'll tell you who. it was all those guys she went to high school with that wanted to play with her massive jugs. i mean, they are nice. i'll give her that, but damn. she isn't very pretty.

i have an african american friend and he wants to give it to her hard. i told him that he can have her. fergie sucks.