Share A NYC Taxi: The New Place To Meet Hot Chicks & Celebrities! Ow!

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I was hoping to get these pics up yesterday when the news first broke, but I couldn’t find some of my favorite women standing next to a taxi. Thankfully, that problem has since been resolved, so here’s Bastardly’s take on NYC’s plan to give the car-pooling experience to people sharing a cab, with two or more passengers riding together to nearby locations in the city.

From a Bastardly perspective, “two or more passengers” really means “two more hot women,” so this is totally a win-win situation from all angles. Dudes desperate for action…

1. Get the chance to sit next to hot, rich women—w/ the possibility for exchanging numbers to schedule a later meeting, which might lead to sex (possibly is better than nothing, right?)
2. Save money on the ride
3. Don’t pollute as much
4. And, of course, allow cabbies to earn more dough!

So, have you ever wanted to ride a cab with say supermodels like Gisele Bundchen or Miranda Kerr? Well, you could soon be doing just that (assuming they want to share a cab, that is)! Since we have a habit of taking things too far, we’ve compiled a batch of pics of celebrities getting into NYC cabs…

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Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Title in image properties says Bar Refaeli. But I thought she looked more like Karolina Kurkova or the woman watching Russell Simmons do yoga at the beach a while back - supposedly Julie Henderson. Whoever she is, looks like she is about to lose a shoe.

dwight howard
dwight howard

ugly betty (america ferrerra) really is ugly. so is lindsay price, cat deluna and that other chick

jennyla
jennyla

but with better hair... love her hair! and I think annalynne mccord looks good.

jennyla
jennyla

isla fisher is so cute!!! she's like an uglier me. :D

Stefani
Stefani

I finally figured out who Annalynne reminds me of, Elizabeth Berkley circa '92 or so. Don't ya think?

big chin
big chin

Jennifer Aniston is still truly ugly and masculine.

d55
d55

that is not miranda...i dont know who it is but definitely not miranda...they dont even resemble each other at all

d55
d55

That Kat Deluna chick scares the shit out of me....that face is so scary...I dont know who that McCord chick is but she looks like a freaking doll; very pretty...in the second pic on page, that's not Mandy Moore....Lindsay Price is so scary looking...she looks like a burn victim whose face has partially melted away...gisele looks like an angry horse...and nearly all of these people are wearing black

lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

it's miranda with blond hair i believe

i would defs share with seat with miranda or gisele

i also wouldnt mind anna lynne, im sure she's freaky

the others r alright

vanos28
vanos28

2nd page, 2nd pic, who is that girl?

Ouch My Eyes
Ouch My Eyes

How did Natasha Lyonne get her 50 cats into that cab with her? Geez!

Boz
Boz

They all look amazingly good, well, some of them..

Rhonda
Rhonda

Mmm...Tony Hawk!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

WHOA. what happened to Natasha Lyonne???! holy....shiiiiiiit.

mr_hankey
mr_hankey

I'd get the fuck out of any cab Paris Hilton gets into.

Larry Flowers
Larry Flowers

That's not Mandy Moore in #8 you twits! Try Julianne Moore.

TORO
TORO

the only cute one worth sharing a cab is Vannessa...maybe Isla fisher n Jennifer Aniston...the other can ride alone...

Tony Hawk rules btw!!

Spanky_McFly
Spanky_McFly

They share a ride and I share my seed. Sounds like a deal.