What Size Denim Does Kelly Clarkson Wear Nowadays?

We warned Kelly Clarkson back in 2007 that eating out wasn’t good but did she listen? Well, the photos above speak for themselves. I bet this is all a marketing ploy by the record company for her to get really fat and then drop the weight to get the cover of People magazine… did we mention she’s also got a new album she’ll need to promote?

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44 comments
Stud
Stud

Good god KELLY CLARKSON IS FAT! Exercise girl! I liked A.I. Season 1 Kelly better.

locomodic
locomodic

Oh give me a fucking break Dr. Cocksucking Idiot. Nobody cares about what you think. And why don't you stick a sausage up your ass.

Boz
Boz

she's a great singer, though..

despite her bod now...

a human whale with good voice.

WeakForEmily
WeakForEmily

or worse yet, when hot chicks start hanging around you as their "fat friend".

lazydayz
lazydayz

She's got nice hair though.

lazydayz
lazydayz

I'd rather lick every inch of a skeleton than this fat mess.

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

Now comes the part where other fat women like Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson come to her defense and say "She's not fat! She's beautiful and curvy!"

Yeah sure. That's what you keep telling yourselves.

Sierra
Sierra

Woah did the woman drop fifteen kids while I wasn't looking? She was never skinny but bloody hell! How did that happen? She always did remind me of a fat guy though... She really has the the same physique as the dad in that television show 'The Dinosaurs' lol.

RichPlayer
RichPlayer

I think she's hotter than many of the skinny little bitch models I see here all the time. Yeah, she packed on some weight, but I'd still lick every inch of her.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

I thought she was rich enough to have handlers pull her away from the hot dog carts. Hopefully it's not a thyroid condition or something.

kelly clarkson
kelly clarkson

my new single is called "My life would suck withoust Krispy Kreme"

Anon Imus
Anon Imus

You know why fat chicks give good head?

koolo
koolo

o mama, kelly is so sexy now. i would love to rock that badonkadonk of hers

Snick
Snick

Wow!!! bet she takes down loads of starbucks, cookies, and tons of diet sodas, she looks smelly between those hugemongus thighs...

Itachi
Itachi

And to think, I used to call her my future babies mama. She gone. Way gone.

gabriella
gabriella

shes gotta be at least size 16 by now...jesus what the fuck did she do to herself?

McPerv is a loser
McPerv is a loser

well Kelly is a dirty barn animals... arent vegans against beastiality??? also, her pusy probaby stinks like rotten pork..... and she probaby consumes 25 buckets of KFC per day. is that vegan?

McPerv
McPerv

What, a vegan can't fuck chicks? What's being vegan have to do with it?

As far as celebrities under 30 I would not bang, not many.

Though I'm not certain about Kelly, if she has a full bush, forget about it.

McPerv is a loser
McPerv is a loser

So who would you NOT fuck?

and on a more serious note... isnt this like against your lifestyle?? aren't you a vegan?

McPerv
McPerv

Hey, she's still Kelly Clarkson. But I agree, my low standards for bangin' are pathetic.

Carl G. Bastardly
Carl G. Bastardly

Looks like she needs to visit The Bastardly Mercado and get herself a special shake....Carl G. Bastardly style! OW!!

revil22
revil22

Thats a Shame. Hopefully this Tour helps her get back together.

McPerv is a loser
McPerv is a loser

My god, would you "climb aboard" anything?!?!?!?!!!! Do you not have any standards??? fucking nasty. what kind of vegan are you wanting to fuck barn animals like kelly who eat 10 buckets of KFC everyday?

Some Guy
Some Guy

She's really, really let herself go.

On the bright side, if her managers force her to lose the weight, she's guaranteed a People magazine cover.

joey
joey

There's still hope for Susan Boyle after all!

hula
hula

next question will be

what size will her hospital gown be?

(when she gets diabetes or gastric bypass)

Racer X
Racer X

She's so HOT!

/I am fo real

lynn
lynn

WoW thats crazy even worse than jennifer love hewitt

McPerv
McPerv

I'd still climb aboard but yeah, she needs to stop eating so much.

hmili
hmili

Jesus christ...

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Think about it like this....at least she has cute feet....just imagine if she was wearing those sandals and she had busted peds.

....yeah....exactly. And these are just bad pictures of her....

plulu
plulu

The love child or Rosie O'Donell and John Goodman.

iambastard
iambastard

Holy Clusterfuck, Batman! Its quite something when ur 'fat friend' looks better than you isn't it.

Moelicious
Moelicious

holy shit.

looks like someone needs to cough up some cash for a personal trainer...

Phatty
Phatty

Maybe she's not fat. Maybe she's shoplifting sacks of flour.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Fuck me... what a fucking heifer.. damn it's like she just let go and doesn't give a fuck anymore..

anyway.. if you're going to let your ass get that big and wear tight jeans the least you can do is wear some heels to mitigate the visual damage...

and for a truly sickening thought.. she looks like a stuffed sausage in those jeans.. just imagine what happens when that tight denim comes off...(shuddering at the sight of a tidal wave of lard left free to hang)

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

TheDude007
TheDude007

Yeah, that's a lot of ass right there stuffed in them jeans.