Doutzen Kroes & Alessandra Ambrosio: A Difficult Bastardly Matchup

Both beauties were spotted at the VS flagship store located at 59th & Lex. Props to those of you lucky bastards who were on hand to witness the hotness in live action. I wish there was a damn mailing list we could get on so we could attend some of these events!

Anyway, believe it or not, but Alessandra & Doutzen were on hand to promote the official launch of Victoria’s Secret’s Facebook page. So ya, now you can have Fake Ale & Fake Adriana join your list of fake friends on Facebook!! How absolutely totally cool is that?

And, as with any other time we have two beautiful ladies standing next to each other, here’s a Bastardly Poll:


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55 comments
Boz
Boz

CATHY R IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. CATHY R IS UGLY,FAT AND FUGLY.

Boz
Boz

I think the classic one is doutzen, so that makes Ale the exotic one.

opinion
opinion

doutzen is so much better, alessandra is a tranny

TORO
TORO

Doutzen has a better face and a much much better body....Ale is from the past!!

UNO
UNO

If Heidi Klum is the BODY, Doutzen Kroes is the FACE!

ike
ike

Douchen Duchen Dootzen Doubtlin Doublin Crows Crews Cruz

74
74

doutzen looks like a blonde adriana lima

SIG
SIG

ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY!!!!???? DOUTZEN IS PRETTY WITH FEMININE FACE AND HAS MEAT ON HER BONES ALESSANDRA LOOKS TRANNY OLD AND SKINNY

Peccavi
Peccavi

I like Ale, but I had to go with Doutzen. She hasn't shit out a kid yet.

Danny44
Danny44

Team Alessandra... although this almost made my head explode.

brazilian
brazilian

Doutzen is perfection.

Alessandra is eating dust in here.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Doutzen acts nice while Alessandra acts naughty. But I think the opposite happens behind closed doors. So my vote goes to Doutzen.

JeremyBosco
JeremyBosco

They're no Stacy Keibler. How come Stacy Keibler and her boyfriend aren't a choice? Fucking faggots.

d.
d.

no, you'r gay if you pick alessandra,.. horseman

d.
d.

DOUTZEN!! mmmmm.. LOVE HER!

on the other hand, alessandra is nasty skinny and non-attractive

Horsedick.mpeg
Horsedick.mpeg

lol, yea he never posts on here... maybe he's a silent partner? We want a Jackson post!!!

dick cheney
dick cheney

doutzen only fucks black guys so obviously i'll take the other one

16HornyBoy16
16HornyBoy16

Ur gay if u dont pick Alessandra!!!!!!!!

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

Damm you MOE!!!

No one should be forced to make a choice between these two

:P

boston
boston

It's a crime to pose next to Doutzen! She's the FACE you

Alessandra is that you? Gosh i couldn't even recognize you with that trashy make up!

M6n10
M6n10

r u crazy, why u don't quit being a such a hater?

Hank
Hank

Doutzen for sure! the other looks like a tranny! big horse teeth=no good.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

DOUTZEN&ALESSANDRA ARE WHORES,SLUTS,BITCHES AND CUNTS. DOUTZEN AND ALESSANDRA ARE UGLY,FAT AND FUGLY.

scandalous
scandalous

They're both gorgeous, but Doutzen is very pretty!

And congrats Doutzy for an amazing Harper's Bazaar US edition cover!

skilligan
skilligan

Doutzen is wonderful looking

ACE
ACE

Shouldn't lingerie models have some sex appeal? The two of them combined have zero sex appeal. A piece of 1/2" drywall has more sex appeal than these two.

ACE
ACE

Which one do you consider the exotic one?

gaga
gaga

I also like Ale, but that Doutzen girl is so gorgeous that you would think twice to pose next to her, especially if you're a model no...

concubine
concubine

I think Doutzen is nearly perfect.

L.e.t.í.c.i.a
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

Adriana and Alessandra radiate sex appeal. No one can match them

Doutzen has an interesting beauty. I really like the combination of classic facial beauty & athetic body.

16HornyBoy16
16HornyBoy16

i wood have them double team me and suck onmy 3 incher. I wood suck and fuck them out.

jena
jena

Is Doutzen an actress? cause she really looks like one!

McPerv
McPerv

The answer is: Adriana.

It's a trick question.

petra
petra

Is that Douchen Crows? She looks so pretty while the other girl looks like a hooker!

busted
busted

Alessandra looks ugly next to Doutzen!

Leni
Leni

Ale is sexier, Doutzen is prettier.

d55
d55

Doutzen does not have a model body whatsoever (though it might look good here but i've seen her in lingerie) That body with that babyface just does not go together. That's why she loses points from me. Facewise, she is very cute and doll-like.

d55
d55

Ale for sure

lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

ale is way hotter

never found the appeal of the other chick

some say she's skinny, but that's fine with me =]

look at adriana lima now, altho she is pregnant

but for the past few months she's been a wreck

ACE
ACE

I'll go with Megan Fox.