Shawn Johnson @ 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards

 after a late four martini lunch by 37

Shawn Johnson has parlayed her gold medal to appearing on Dancing With The Stars and with her win on that show she’s not got an offer to star in a kid’s movie. I’m not sure if she wouldn’t be able to get that even without appearing on DWTS.

“I got an offer for a movie,” Johnson, 17, told me yesterday at the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation’s A Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival in L.A. “If I take them up on it, it’ll be very exciting.” Source.

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ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Whatever became of Olympic Shrimpy Shrimp?

WeakForEmily
WeakForEmily

The satire video (by The Onion) of Shawn being "put down" by her parents after a knee injury is an instant classic.

Jake
Jake

Shawns a way hottie, she gives me a horse boner every time I see her on the ol tube..

ryne
ryne

you now how to think

ryne
ryne

shes so hot

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Looks a right mess. And it ain't cause she's got meat on her bones. She just looks hideous, simple and plain.

Easy verdict.

RockHard
RockHard

Who's the Short Stubby Transvestite?

spangly
spangly

STUMPY STUMPY STUMPY...she will be in the next remake of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.

spangly
spangly

Amen brother...it really pissed me off when MS.STUMPY here won DWTS this season. Melissa Rycroft has killer legs and a killer body. Then there is SHAWN!

Foine
Foine

Alas, steroid usage ruins another great dress... *sigh*

free2bone
free2bone

Why are some fools scared of a girl with a little meat on her bones.This chick is hot.

lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

short shit, im like 14 inches taller than her

thats some midget shit

lowest i go is 5'1, and thats only cuz of rachel bilson

Mandingo
Mandingo

i bet she could throw Verne Troyer 50 yards.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

I got $500 on Shawn taking Hayden out in the second round...

TWICE-A-DAY
TWICE-A-DAY

I'd probably gag her. she seems freaky.

Danny44
Danny44

The legs work, but the arms have to get some muscle removed. They need to have a celebrity boxing match between her and Hayden the midget. 3 rounds, winner take all!!!

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

She inspires me to adopt a cocker spaniel rather than do anything abusive to myself.

LuvLycraLeota
LuvLycraLeota

I think Shawn is hot. I would love to rub my aching cock over her muscular shoulders before pounding that tight athletic ass. I would ride her like a pommel horse.

LuvLycraLeota
LuvLycraLeota

I like Shawn's tight little body. I'd fuck that tight ass and rub my cock over her muscular shoulders before showering that cute little face.

Man-Spider
Man-Spider

That would be some way to go. =P

RichPlayer
RichPlayer

She could crush my skull with those muscular thighs...mmmm

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

And her arms.

I'm wondering if she's related to Gimli or any of the other dwarves from LOTR...

James
James

She looks great. I love her cute face and her sexy legs.

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

You wouldn't like her when she's angry...

Dino
Dino

I would so fuck a girl who is 4'9 because she would make me look huge.

Leni
Leni

Cute face but my god, she should be banned from showing off legs/feet

Rhonda
Rhonda

I think it's because she was around girls built like her, so she didn't stand out. She seemed so tiny at the Olympics.

Peccavi
Peccavi

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to find any stumpier than hayden mcstumpy. mind = blown

skilligan
skilligan

she was cute during the summer games, now that she is in regular clothes, something doesn't translate

TORO
TORO

Why is This DUDE in a Dress??...He most be Gay!!...