Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Sleeping With Paris Hilton?! WTF?

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Less than 24 hours following her breakup with Douche Reinhardt, Paris Hilton was spotted making out with none other than Cristiano Ronaldo, of all people, at a Hollywood club last night.

The dude just signed a $131 million contract with Real Madrid, so why celebrate by sexing up a washed up, STD-infested chick who’s pretty much the equivalent of a celebrity prostitute? We’ll assume he was drunk and any sex that ensued was simply meaningless, drunken sex.

Anyway, Certified Bastard TORO messaged us a couple hours back with the following:

Check this out…You guys have to post this…

Paris Hilton may have hooked up with soccer stud, Cristiano Ronaldo.

The superstars were allegedly getting intimate at L.A. hotspot, MyHouse, last night. Apparently Paris, who broke up with Doug Reinhardt less than 24 hours ago, wants to cash in on Ronaldo’s success. The soccer stud is set to join the Real Madrid soccer team for a world record of 80 million pounds (approximately $132, 575, 998 dollars)!

Seems like Paris, finally got her way! Although Hilton’s rep denied it, rumor is that the heiress has been head over heels for Ronaldo since they met him at a nightclub, last summer. Back then, sources say Ronaldo didn’t pay much attention to the heiress. This time around things were apparently much different.

Sources told X17 Online: ‘Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.’

Apparently the fun didn’t stop there. Paris and her sister, Nicky, reportedly left the club in a chauffeured car, while Ronaldo hopped in a cab around 3am! According to reports, Cristiano then went to Nicky’s residence in West Hollywood and didn’t leave until 5am. Paris has yet to be seen!

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87 comments
Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

C'mon ya'll am I the only 1 that hasn't has Paris. I feel so left out. I should be happy but still.

miss whatever
miss whatever

what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i should not be suprised he is a bloody womaniser.first Paris and then another bloody slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i If he fucked Paris he is so going to get STD and Herpes

azezeal
azezeal

Well at least it will be Entertaining to see the Clash of van Nistelrooy and Ronaldo again being as the last time they had a dick slaping contest Ruud ended up getting sold

MissCaribbean
MissCaribbean

Ronaldo you are too goodlooking for paris, honestly more and more she looks like a drag queen!

azezeal
azezeal

Well thats orginal and ive not even abused Utd

we will win it one day!

Boz
Boz

I dont know if this club is big enough for all the superstar players' ego...

See what happen to Chelsea now? and their first Galacticos plan fucked up, even Becks couldnt save em..

Remember instant karma, fucking Perez...

Boz
Boz

European soccer clubs are very famous in Asian country, which is full with people that will spend all their money to make the club even richer...

I'm one of the victim of Manchester United's virus in Asia and I'm proud of it.

azezeal
azezeal

let them have the galacticos it failed once before

Boz
Boz

Mr Hankey, the christmas shit, I couldnt agree more.

Boz
Boz

Ronaldo only thinks of fucking their pussy, not their faces... and yes, he has a very bad taste in woman.

Boz
Boz

God, I never been so angry before....

Boz
Boz

That's right...

and Man United will use that money to buy another great player..

Ronaldo is just a fucking ungrateful asshole..

as for Florentino Perez: Fuck you very much, asshole.. Money can't buy title, you fuck...

I fucking hate Real Madrid and all their fucking Los Galacticos plan.

Boz
Boz

I love Man United and Ronaldo, thanks and fuck you very much for what you've done to United.

He's a real arrogant scumbag and she's a ho. Perfect couple..

Fucking ungrateful douchebag.

CR7
CR7

I fucked Paris and Nikki and I must admit Nikki is tight.

Anj
Anj

i sincerely hope that these 2 whores both drink and drive and die in car accident for good sake of human race.

azezeal
azezeal

as much as i hate him he is easily top 2 in constant quailty only Messi is better Imo

lisa
lisa

omg people make me laugh.. who here earns as much as these two? who here is that talented at football and paris hilton might do nothing but shes earned alot of her OWN money doing nothing. its there life if its even true tabloids will make up anything for money. they probably pecked on the cheek so they had to be snogging right

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

thats interesting, id suggest that its about the same. ok thanks, i officially "get" why if he is not the best persay, but, top 5 or 10? in his sport why he got such a nice contract.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

he failed his medical... paris related? He's got a pelvic problem apparently.

SAVVY
SAVVY

ARGHHH THAT BURNS ME..

IM HOTTT PICK MEEEE RONALDO!! HAHAHA

BUT SERIOUSLY.

SAVVY
SAVVY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IF THIS IS TRUE I. WILL. DIE.

IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH THIS MAN SINCE 2004! THATS A LONG ASS UNATTAINABLE CRUSH PEOPLE!!!

Truh IS...
Truh IS...

Paris Hilton is hot & sexy. She seems really cool too on her show, you haters need to get some sex or something.

lerch
lerch

ANY guy that sticks his dick inside this nasty WHORE deserves to catch whatever she has, this whore has no morals or is NOT even remotely attractive, this whore needs to vanish.

aaa
aaa

he doesnt get the 131 million machester united does

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

I HATE PARIS. PARIS IS A WHORE,SLUT,BITCH AND CUNT. PARIS IS UGLY,FUGLY AND FAT.

wtf....
wtf....

they are both whores...they deserve eachother.

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

Soccer players aren't famous for their intellectual, so his misfortune ain't totally unjustified.

azezeal
azezeal

I'm clueless as to what american sports generate in revenue but last year Real Madrid made close to 340million Euros for the year and they just sold there tv rights for the next 5 seasons 800million euros

d55
d55

i heard he liked them really skanky and easy but my god, he sank this low? Disgusting...he really is a man whore...this, once more, confirms it.

Mikeyy
Mikeyy

Check out the other slutty women he has dated. Most of them are average looking anyway. The hottest has been Gemma Atkinson, the rest not so hot. Remember last year when he was with that fugly Spanish whore who used him to get some publicity. He has poor taste in women IMO. Paris is not hot whatsoever but she's a slut and he likes sluts.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

hey i know we bag on paris, and rightly so, but, shes one of those people if you are like thsi dude, or Gay-Rod or tiger woods, etc etc that you can date and axctually NOT worryabout weather shes with you for yoru money or not.

cause, shell be richer than fuck one day, as if she isnt already, and like i said, granted we bag on her for things, but for a rich dude, thats at least ONE redeeming aspect to dating Paris Hilton.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

holy shit.... 6 year deal, starting at 9.1 million..... EUROS!!! with a 25% pay raise EVERY YEAR?

wow... by year 4? with the exchange rate, hell be making more in salary that A-rod does for the yankees...

jesus thats ALOT of money...

my next question than, ight sound stupid, cause i am aware at how big soccar/futbol IS in eurpoe...

generally does it generate as much revenue as say American football or Baseball?

not so much salaries for the players, but commerically, sponoships, etc etc....

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

thanks guys... whats teh general opinion of Freddie Adu? i think he was supposed to turn out to be the Michael Jordan/Tiger Woods of Soccar/futbol.

the only other one i know is Tony Meola, and only because he tried out as a kicker for the ny jets, and i already know he was... average at best.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

cmon now, Paris might be Paris, but shes NO Jessica Simpson type LOL

Paris hilton
Paris hilton

Fuck what you people think! you'll never bring me down and the more you hate me the richer and more beautiful I'm gonna get and Ronaldo still loves me despite these comments

TORO
TORO

Adriano is playing in the Brazilian league (i think Ronaldo is also playing there)...but his not what he used to be...n the brazil league is nothing agains the Italian league...or any league from Europe!

lakers fan in boston
lakers fan in boston

im surprised only 1 person actually said he was gay

usually in other blogs and sites he's called gay a bunch of times, and id thought it would be worse here but im surprised

imo, he's just an extreme metrosexual, if he fucked gemma atkinson and those hot chicks he's always with i dont c how he's gay

anyway....

i really cant believe he would be with paris, thats super low dude, u no u could do way way better than that, im disappointed, i always respect man whores =], but now u pull this bull shit

fuck man, just fuck

and u just got all that $, makes it even worse

aldjf
aldjf

That didn't happen with Adriano... he's still playing really good, in fact he had a great game with Brazil a little while ago! You must mean Ronaldo...

`lyfoikj`
`lyfoikj`

yes, he is that good... just check out some of his videos on Youtube... and you WILL be amazed... Beckham got paid a lot when he went to the LA Galaxy, and Ronaldo is a MUCH better player!

azezeal
azezeal

Oh yea for sure he'll do an Adriano/Ronaldinho

Angus
Angus

Great for Paris, terrible for Ronaldo.

If he did not have herpes before, he has it now...